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Happy New Year!

If you want to tell me, I'd love to hear about cool things that happened to people last year, whether it's completing a project, going to a new place or whatever.

Personally we discovered an outdoor amusement park for young kids, which was really fun to go to a few times, especially for their Halloween event
I finished my degree! (I didn't quite _graduate_ last year, degrees are issued at convocation in June. But all that's left is paperwork that mostly isn't my responsibility.)
W00t!! That's awesome!! Now you are Dave the scholar and university graduate in math! And you did it all before you died 😂 (in reference to all those times I asked you how you were)


I think the thing I find funniest in the world is the reaction of someone else to a pun so bad they can no longer say words


My 1yo and 3yo are wrestling and I start encouraging the 1yo "give 'im the business Rowan!"

And then Shæ jumps under the blanket "No! I don't want the business!"

And that's the anticapitalism I support


More than tax billionaires, make them culpable for their actions in some form or another


Cw: favouritism

Thinking about all the harm caused to my siblings and I because both my paternal grandparents and dad had favourite kids. My mom never chose any of us tho, and I will not engage with it either. It makes it really hard for this and other reasons to feel super comfortable having my dad be an active player in the lives of my kids 😔


Hosting a webserver on my phone and using dynamic DNS to make it accessible, and disabling it when I get a call and renabling it when the call is over
I think the answer is mostly no, if this wasn't a shitpost you could probably run it with a reverse tunnel
Honestly, you'd need a reverse tunnel, and yeah, few telcos would probably let me


Just explained to my toddler that the fast-acting placebo that kisses use to help soothe an ouchie has a radial effect and therefore works in an area and doesn't need a specific placement

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This morning our kids were sick and both managed to get us to feel bad enough for them to let them sleep in our bed

At 6:30 I awoke and put out stockings, and then at 7 our 1yo woke up crying, my wife started to walk him out of the room while I let the 3yo use me as a pillow, sensing my wife was about to step on a stocking I said "Watch out, Santa might have left something there"

The second those words left my mouth, my sleeping soundly three year old sat bolt upright and was awake.

Less than one second from asleep to awake for the day


Do I attempt to make a calendar or practice on krita tonight hmmm 🤔

It feels nice to take a life break tonight, especially after all that went down with my dad this Christmas

Oooooh, I also want to work on those bookmarks now that I have black paint again!!


Libro.fm has been a really good non-amazon addition to my life as a way to listen to a lot of audiobooks but I CLEARLY am not listening enough because I have 2 unused credits now 😶...


A quiet Christmas


Thinking about how quiet this Christmas is. In the past I used to rush around all over the province to see all the family I could this time of year. And this year it feels at a standstill, moving slowly, with nothing on the agenda. I can't imagine going back to the business and even more can't imagine how I could possibly cope with even one large Christmas event through my very developed social anxiety. One day I may have to figure all this out but in the meantime, happy holidays to everyone, but especially those in the quiet stillness


Update on my dad


He's not getting evicted! Now we just need to find him to tell him


Cory Doctorow is just sitting on the Fediverse using it correctly "Your follow list is your job, you don't like it, stop following me" and people keep getting mad at him.

And honestly, I love it

Follows aren't endorsements or solidarity, they're "I want to read the things you say"
Cory’s linklog was one of the first feeds I followed and I quickly discovered that. Holy fuck, can that guy fill pages.
Yeah, it's a hell of a lot
@mike @silverwizard Is there anyone who follows him and for whom this way of posting works well? Because it would be a shame if he posts all these long threads and nobody reads it.
Yeah, that's 100% valid, and his "use RSS " response is 100% correct
I love his threads, FWIW
both content and form
the only thing that I'm finding annoying is people's insistence in "teaching" him how to do what he's already doing. I admire how cool he is about that. I'd have long lost it.
now, if I were in his shoes, I'd probably have scripted the thread-posting long ago, using some CLI tool such as toot. heck, I'd have written the script and shared it with him if I used Mastodon myself
Yeah, his threads are usually good, but far better followed with RSS

And his gentle responses are definitely him being a class act

I am surprised he hasn't changed it to meet his needs - but very happy he is gently reminding people to manage their lives
Yeah, needs to federate with a better codebase, but doing it the way he wants to


@silverwizard made Christmas muffins but our lil 3.5 year old got a little heavy handed with the green food colouring and poured in a bottle of it
A picture of bright green muffin batter seperated in a muffin tin ready to go in the oven
Nickelodeon slime never looked so tasty

I got infected with nvi early, and shove things into linters when I'm worried


Thinking of renaming my "webserver" to "mysql server". Basically it hosts things with something like a traditional LAMP stack (BSD, perl/python/ruby/php, and stuff obviously, and OpenHTTP rather than Apache), rather than web services that back a different thing that a database.

Unifi, Charred, Emby, Homeassistant, Koha hell even my email server all use HTTP for a lot of their lives, but my "web" server is my "web" server.


The hardest part of computers is that people keep making bad things to make them easier, and then trying to justify the bad things rather than replace them

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@silverwizard I saw this pattern summarized like this about AI:
Tech: We are creating X
Critics: Valid concerns
Tech: We'll address these when we get there!
Tech: *creates Torment Nexus*
Critics: Alarmed concerns
Tech: Welp, cat's out of the bag, there's no going back now!
Yeah - its definitely partially that, but also, there's just, bad tools and bad patterns that keep us from using good patterns.

PulseAudio
Kubernetes
Lets Encrypt
At least Pipewire seems like a decent replacement for that first one. If Pipewire is also bad I'd love to know.
@hypolite
I honestly try to avoid using Linux, and if I'm using linux it's because I need to use linux weird idiocy, and so rarely use its extra pieces. So no idea.
Oh, I feel the same way but about Windows. That's kinda funny!
@hypolite
I would never touch Windows with a 10ft pole ;)

I'm a BSD jerk :D
Oh awesome! I love BSD but I had trouble figuring out how to use it, and now that my new computer is ARM I can't seem to get it to work at all.
@hypolite
Yeah, FreeBSD and NetBSD arm support is complicated since dtbs are a pain
Arm efi is gonna make this better once it's done, but for now, the support is pretty good with the recent releases


https://calendar.perfplanet.com/2022/an-html-first-mental-model/

oh shit! JS devs are starting to discover that browsers exist!


#IAmJohnMastodon


Some news site reported that not the Account "JoinMastodon" was banned on #twitter but #johnmastodon the "founder" of Mastodon.

Now we have a new meme here 😂 (Just click on the hashtag :D )


John Mastodon is the Hatsune Miku of the fediverse
I always wondered who was in charge of this thing.

You would *never* be Gargamel, would you!?
I would love to voice him! He was such a goofball, his own worst enemy!


Hey #FreeBSD and #ZFS types

I snapshotted a zpool with 1.5 fee TB, and now 0bytes are free on, and so I can't delete the snapshot, can't send the snapshot, and can't delete a dataset

It's a 4disk RAIDZ2 and it *looks* like I can't add more disks? Is there a secret to adding disks to the vdev?
Yeah, I know, right >.<


Star Wars was always apolitical just ask
Newt Ginger... erm
Nute Reagan...
Erm
Nute GunRay

The ... Trade monopolist
I'm an obsessive fan, not a reasonable one;)
@silverwizard Then take your time, wrestle your way through Boba Fett and Kenobi, in the knowledge that the light of Andor shines at the end of the tunnel.


It is intensely my fault that my son says turning on both his flashlights at night having a "hot spare"
Nonono, a cold spare is a flashlight sitting next to a fresh unopened package of batteries on a shelf in the closet.
Tell him the optimal redundancy strategy for a flashlight is a warm spare (ready to hand with the batteries in but not powered on).
I dislike the cold/warm distinctions. As the tradeoffs for warm usually make it cold or hot.

I think I agree if you use warm, my definition meets warm not cold

Also, if you can't put batteries on the flashlight, it's definitely not a spare when unbatteried



Last night in a bid to see a walrus (at our three year old's request) we watched a show called Dangerous Waters on curiosity stream.

The Walrus search sent us to S2E1 and this show is the greatest bad reality TV show.

They wanna cross from Alaska to Russia on jetskis and spend the first half-hour of episode 1 discussing how prepared they were. Their MREs, their jetskis maintenance, the oil changes, the fuel cans.

They get to their first town on schedule, and spend hours knocking on doors asking to crash on someone's couch, they didn't think to arrange a hotel.

Stupid, but ok, fine. They can camp.

So they do it! They cross the Berring Strait! They land in Russia and!

THEY ARE IMMEDIATELY DETAINED BY THE RUSSIAN BORDER PATROL!

They spend the next episodes talking about how the low grade hotel they are held in is a gulag and being conspiratorial about their jetskis being searched.

This is the ideal reality show!
@hypolite ya, it was filmed years ago, right? I watched S1 a while ago, S2 wasn’t out yet. Amazed at the mix of brave/stupid and over/under hype. :)
Thing I read said ~2012, and it's 6 seasons long.


And yeah - I just love how it's a lesson in prepper mindsets.


Found sandtoys sitting in a square bucket

We almost want a pick and brush


FreeBSD recovery plan:
Ignore the fact that whenever I snapshot my zpool the disk goes from 1.5TB free to full, snapshot
Make a recovery USB and put in server
Make a small NAS with a rockpro64 and put an 8TB mirror on it
Move the server data to the rockpro so backups are close, cheap, and up to date
Remove storage card, replace, attach to disks manually
Try rebooting and hope to fuck my pool works on the new storage cards
If not, restore from backup

#FreeBSD #ZFS #OhShit

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Thinking about how similar Fortnite and ZZT are
@silverwizard I would never call myself a gamer.


Today I used my tech bench to debug my soap dispenser

Thanks USB



Why yes, company that I expect to do business with exactly once in my life, I would love to create a special account on your website just for you and then get told that you won't let me access the thing I've already paid for because you don't like my name.
LifeTouch, for grad photos. To access anything from the actual photo session (paid for up front before you get the chance to pay more for prints) requires a session ID (from the receipt they gave me when they were taken), an access code (from the "OK, we finally updated our database" email), *plus* the name of the person the photos are of. I had to call customer service, and give them the information, and they told me my name was misspelled in that database (but not as recorded on the receipt) and what to tell the website to get it to let me in.
Ah good ol' Manual Data Entry

And lol - perfect


My son said I had to draw "the dirt shape", and I would love to listen to that band.

Hardcore or jangly folk punk


Trying to be an OK friend and move many of my chats to Discord because Twitter died.

But uh, are there any ways to make Discord *remotely* private?

#Privacy #Discord
I've been using XMPP since before Web2.0, I've used Matter most, Zulip, and everything

The problem is going where people are, not *any new place*


Seeing more bullshit "HTML is a programming language" discourse, and uh, damnit

HTML meets some definitions of programming language, but would be way less useful if it was used that way.

Stop gate keeping Programmer as the only Good profession and understand that other roles and jobs are as valuable, and as part of the tech ecosystem. Programmer is not the Best Job or the Good Job, it's a fucking role and people who don't do it aren't lesser, so telling a designer they're a programmer because HTML is fucking patronizing and degrading to *their actual skills and profession*.

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HTML + CSS is a presentation layer. Browsers have a built-in stylesheet to render certain HTML elements with default formatting.

JavaScript is a programming language that operates very well on HTML's DOM.

Calling HTML a "programming language" is disingenuous. Nothing is being "programmed".
Listen, the technical argument is long and complicated and there are valid views on both sides of that.

My problem is the side that says it's degrading to say it *isn't* because they think that only programmers get the seal of Good.
HTML is not a programming language... but web site design where the lines between "content" and "interactive user interface" is verrrry blurry absolutely requires the discipline of a programmer.

Arguably, anyone suggesting HTML, in and of itself, is a "programming language" says more about their notions of software development and "programming" than it says about HTML. Srsly.
<h1>Title</h1> is not a program.

HTML should not be equated with "Web site design" nor "web application development" because you can absolutely design a Web site and hardly use any HTML at all.
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So smarter people than either of us have argued about this

Is <script> HTML

Is CSS HTML?

Is DOM manipulation programming?

What about browser?

If you send a message from one computer to another containing instructions, is that programming?

What if you only control the message contents?

Make sure to answer in a way that doesn't remove PHP or Ruby on Rails.

But that is a fight I have no dog in, sorry.
the <script> element is HTML of course, but it's not a program, the javascript INSIDE it is a program.

<h1> is not an instruction. It means nothing without a specific piece of software, and the fact that the rendering of content wrapped in <h1></h1> is not consistent across user agents and can be altered by also-not-html CSS or JavaScript reinforces that in my mind.

PHP is not HTML. PHP can contain bits of HTML for rendering.

HTML in and of itself is not a programming language.
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I can reinterpret PHP with a different PHP implementation, see mail() for a very simple example

mail() means nothing without a different piece of software, and its behaviour changes between different computers on which I personally run it
Then everything is a programming language. My shoe is a programming language. You don't have to convince me.
I, do not care about the argument personally.

I am not a programmer, and offended by the idea that being a programmer is more valuable than the other professions that occur in a tech company

what the fucking manual?!
@alcinnz “Here’s the code repo. Read the code. It’s self documenting.”🥸


Trying to settle a fight between kids:
R, pretend this is S's
S, pretend it's R's

There, no you can steal the ball without a fight

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Cw: mh, venting

I very much dislike being offered advice when I'm struggling, especially in regards to things I already know. My sister and mom and all my friends and immediate family know this, but my aunt and uncle and cousins are trying to help this extremely stressful situation by offering advice on topics that I am more knowledgeable about then them (mostly only because I know the situation better). It's like not bad advice but I'm stressed and I don’t want to hear it and the last thing I need is multiple calls per day giving me the same advice and asking for updates.if I have something to report I'll share it.
<3

Hope you feel better soon


Winter is cruel because I need to take vacation before EOY, and therefore can't take vacation in January easily, and therefore I have my stuff to play with during a time when I don't have time to play with it, and I have time without the new stuff


My first rule of sysadminning:
If someone forgets to do something important two weeks in a row, that wasn't their fault, that was the system designer's fault

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@silverwizard The clarification is even funnier to me than the original attempt, which was also funny to me.
One day I will finally watch Full Metal Alchemist and get this joke