This morning our kids were sick and both managed to get us to feel bad enough for them to let them sleep in our bed

At 6:30 I awoke and put out stockings, and then at 7 our 1yo woke up crying, my wife started to walk him out of the room while I let the 3yo use me as a pillow, sensing my wife was about to step on a stocking I said "Watch out, Santa might have left something there"

The second those words left my mouth, my sleeping soundly three year old sat bolt upright and was awake.

Less than one second from asleep to awake for the day