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Thinking back to that time I saw a Fred Penner live show at a bar called Chainsaw

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I have a massive theory that the Nuyen in #Shadowrun is Etherium and SINs are NFTs

It basically makes Shadowrunning a lot more viable, and makes security way less shitty in the Wireless World - while also understanding all the corps are run by Crypto Bros who hate each other

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I just envisioned the most Canada dish ever


1) you make some chocolate donut holes (and call them Timbits)
2) you make a lemon creamcheese icing
3) you drizzle the icing over a bowl of the timbits

You can it Timbit Poutine

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Anyone in Kitchener-Waterloo hiring a software developer? Someone I know is not having much luck and looking at their resume, they shouldn't be having so much difficulty. I see: Java, C#, Python, C, MySQL, Microsoft SQL Server, SQLite, MongoDB, JavaScript, HTML5, CSS3, Spring Boot, Spring Data JPA, Spring MVC, Vaadin, .NET, FastAPI, Processing, React, JUnit,
Mockito, Lombok, Checker Framework, JIRA, Bitbucket, Git, GitHub, Maven, Gradle, Postman, SonarQube, SourceTree, Selenium, Docker, AWS, a year of development with a solar monitoring company, and a handful or projects on github: https://github.com/EDemirsoz?tab=repositories Hoping to help this young person take the next step in their development journey.

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problem: add the integer results of func1 and func2

engineers: what user data do i need to collect to solve this problem

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@lin Engineers: npm install addition
*1 GB later*
@lin

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One day a week at work, nobody should be be able to ask us for anything, so we can actual work in the things asked for earlier.

This should probably occur on that mythical no-meeting day.
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On my teams I assign someone or someones to the job Questions every week so it's one week of no productivity

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People need to understand that "economic growth" is killing us, and we need to oppose it.

It's been a fundamental misunderstanding in much of the left for generations. Economic growth means greater exploitation, always, and that's the problem.

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@PrincexOfCups Call it BS if you like, but Lenin and most Communists were pretty clear and direct about what they were doing.


Apparently no one in my org knew that "Beginning of June" meant "The beginning of June"
@silverwizard I thought it went like this:
- Q1: January, February, March
- Q2: April, May, June
- Q3: July, August, September
- Q4: October, November, December

Although there may be difference between calendar year and fiscal year 🤷‍♂️
@Hypolite Petovan Ah but we have decided to move our calendar so that Q4 ended at the end of May

I don't understand

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As someone who really dislikes the mega-containerization approach and has been unhappy about it since Docker came in with a splash about a decade ago, I'm happy to see a pretty well written criticism of the idea that conatiner systems like Flatpak, Docker, etc are doing a good job of making things easier or more secure for users or devs. They aren't. https://blog.brixit.nl/developers-are-lazy-thus-flatpak/

So here's me speaking favorably about Debian, Arch, Guix, Nix, etc. And all of those can use Guix or Nix as a userspace package manager.

But lord have mercy. Don't use these mega black box systems. You're just accruing a gigabyte sized ball of technical debt for every component in your operating system if you use those.
I'm glad to know that I'm not the only developer complaining about Flatpak. I made a rant some time ago about the issues I encountered as a Firefox developer in both Flatpak and Snap (because you can't really separate the two at this stage).

https://fosstodon.org/@gabrielesvelto/109976029692454638

Funnily while we still have plenty of problems with them that aren't present in packaged versions of Firefox we solved many... by punching holes in the sandbox:

https://fosstodon.org/@gabrielesvelto/110299338999896654

Last week I dunked on #Snap and #Flatpak because I think both formats are more trouble than they're worth, so here's a short thread where I actually make a few arguments against both.

This will largely address why the theoretical benefits of both formats just don't hold up in practice. That is the ability to make a single package that will work across all #Linux distributions, and a safe sandbox for the user to run untrusted applications in. 🧵 1/14

from what I recall of snapcraft, it is a distribution, too, and it happens to be ubuntu ;). You build that on an ubuntu base, and it bundles ubuntu packaged libs into the snap. So you end up with ubuntuized binaries baked in everywhere. It also tries to encapsulate application configs into ~/.snap. This is a problem because when you delete a snap, like say firefox, ALL your configs for EVERY user also are removed.

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Me walking into a grove of trees, and immediately feeling like there's someone watching me, "What are you, a copse?"

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Oh but fuck

Hear me out

How did we manage to make:
Cool fucking VR facemasks
Private Digital Money
Interesting AIs and ML stuff

And make them boring and horrible and things I personally hate
@neurovagrant I bet the UFO aliens are going to turn out boring too


The new scorpion who stings you as you works seems like it would be a nogo for consumers, but I hate to bet against Apple
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I hate security people

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“I had not realized … that extremely short exposures to a relatively simple computer program could induce powerful delusional thinking in quite normal people” -Joseph Weizenbaum, inventor of ELIZA, talking half a century ago

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nuintari's rules of networking 0x2f:

Defense in depth is dead, long live defense in depth!

Seriously, the alternative is to expect your single line of defense to be perfect, and that has worked sooooo well so far.

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@neirbowj You got a response, which meant I saw a chance for conversation.

Very often, I just mute people and forget about them.
Glad to hear I made the cut!


It's only a podcast if it was produced in the Podcast region of the RSS 2.0 Spec

Otherwise it's just a sparkling phonograph



So there's a massive debunk of the "AI Drone Killed Its Operator In Simulated Test" story going around!

You see, the simulated test was simulated!


I have a PinePower Desktop on my desk - and my headphones refuse to say if they're charging, but the thing says how many amps the port is putting out - so I can just *see* if they are charging - and this is one of the most convenient parts of the device

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Bad at posting and dropped off the face of the fediverse for a good 6 months, but excited to be making a book for my 4 yo starring him and based on his current favourite book series. This is a picture of the cover I've made so far. Seems to warrent a post :)

the title at the top of the picture reads dragon masters and library of the book dragon, with a forest bleeding into some of the title underneath, a single tree on the left side with a kid reading a book at the base of it and another pointing to a dragon flying in the air. There is also a small stream and some rocks in the foreground at the very bottomof the picture

Somebody please tell me if I did alt text correctly or tell me what I'm doing wrong if I didn't... I have never managed to get it right 😞😳

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@silverwizard La la la I don’t care, I want Dragon Maters to be real, and @Becky your art is lovely !
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I understand it's really easy to build a lil' car out of a disposable camera using the motors for film winding or whatever - but I've never done it. I've looked for guides on how to do it - but I mostly find the dumb like "here's a tazer from a camera" instructions.
Fair enough! Car would probably be more useful most of the time.

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The first #ProhibitionOrcs tale is now free everywhere. Bootlegging over the Detroit River! Elves that need a punch in the face! Orcs at breakfast! Frozen feet and hot lead!

Yes, this is a shameless teaser to try to get you to buy the duology. But if you hate the story, you won't like the books. If you like the story, readers assure me they get better.

Grab it from:

My store: https://www.tiltedwindmillpress.com/product-category/free/

Google: https://play.google.com/store/books/details?id=MtC8EAAAQBAJ&pli=1

Kobo: https://www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/spilled-mirovar

Apple: http://books.apple.com/us/book/id1037047676

Amazon US https://amzn.to/43x4EK3 - UK https://amzn.to/3qibGnC - AU https://amzn.to/3MFLo6l - CA https://amzn.to/45BuMp1 - DE https://amzn.to/3qj5JH8

(Edited to add: If you choose to buy the duology from my store, you'll get a bonus exclusive cookbook of orcish recipes! Real recipes, that regular people have cooked, eaten, and mostly survived.)
Cover for "Spilled Mirovar, a Prohibition Orcs tale" by Michael Warren Lucas, showing a watercolor painting of an orc charging through surf
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Why does your name sound familiar? *checks book list on Amazon* Oh, you wrote "git commit murder" which I got at PenguiCon this year but haven't read yet. Now I need to bump that book up higher in my reading pile.


Apparently since the release of ChatGPT our emails from our sales people are getting blocked for being spam.

Almost like writing weird generic spam instead of an email gets your domain blocked
are we talking about general emails (like direct communication with customers and prospects), or marketing campaign/mailing lists?

If the latter, you may consider using a service that is dedicated to this type of messaging (Sengrid, Mailchimp, whatever). It will have its own DKIM signature and a different origin (of course present in SPF records), and would make human, hand-crafted artisan messages written with love less likely to be blocked by a blanket RBL listing.

If the former, then maybe you don't need salespeople after all. Just an OpenAI API subscription and a couple of scripts.
@Kicou This is emails directly to prospects - rather than like, a mail blast...

So yes, fire 'em all

@silverwizard @uzayran Reminds me of the ongoing US screenwriters' strike that may well end up catastrophically like this.
@Hypolite Petovan at least the writer's strike is about the studios acknowledging they are gonna go:
make AI write useless script
hire writer as an *editor* and violate guild rules but try to be a dick on a technicality where Draft 0 was by AI

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The “homeless problem” isn’t getting bad, the wealth hoarding problem is getting bad.

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the lack of eating the rich problem is worse though.


FUCK OFF
Hotel wifi being slow isn't an outage
Not giving me access but telling me to do it isn't delegation

*breathes*
Sean, we want to see more leadership from you! But you 100% cannot have admin access to our email.

You can control the MX record, have control over the users, have the ability to read everything, just not the Admin keyword. Meaning you have to bug the CEO whenever something changes, and boy will he get mad at you for bugging him.
Gotta save some approvals to justify the bullsh!t jobs! 😉

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Successfully wrote an awk script to make user invitations way easier - pretty excited - awk has always eluded me as a skill and I want to get better at it

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Have not listened to it but looks good https://hackerpublicradio.org/series.php?id=94 @bobjonkman
Wow! An entire #HackerPublicRadio series on #AWK. I'm sure I've heard some of these already, but I'll see if I can add just the series to @AntennaPod and decrease even more my copious amounts of free time for listening 😉

And, of course, repeat my so-far unkept promise to contribute an episode or two. I hear @hpr is running low on episodes again.

@silverwizard
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@bobjonkman @ghostdancer @AntennaPod
I'm reliably informed that there will be an ebook to accompany the series.

cc: @perloid

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@bobjonkman @ghostdancer @AntennaPod @hpr In my case discovering #AWK was an introduction to the "Unix Way". I found a version to run on the OpenVMS system I was administering in the 1980's or later, and it made life so much easier. Handling data from the student records system (to make accounts for them) was so much easier than writing compiled programs!

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@Dave Morriss @ghostdancer @Hacker Public Radio @AntennaPod @Bob Jonkman AWK always feels like an arcane thing to me - it's something my dad has implemented three times on three systems - and so it's kinda always been a mythical tool. But so has KornShell and that's also my default shell.
@perloid @ghostdancer @hpr @AntennaPod @bobjonkman I used awk in my hardware detection script, but I had to look up how to use it and then experiment a bit... Sed and awk are both a bit mystical to us 'desktop users.' :) But still super handy for hacking together things.

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Boosting this. Vote to stop privatizing Ontario healthcare:
The Ontario Health Coalition is holding a community-run referendum on the province's plan to privatize many aspects of Ontario's public healthcare system.
You can vote online now until tomorrow at midnight.

https://publichospitalvote.ca/vote/pledge

You can also vote at one of nearly one thousand voting stations across the province, including the following locations and times in Toronto-Danforth tomorrow:
• The Redwood Theatre at 1300 Gerrard St E from from 9 a.m. to 12 p.m.
• The Gerrard/Ashdale Toronto Public Library branch at 1432 Gerrard St. E from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m.
• MPP Peter Tabuns constituency office from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.
• Phin Park at the corner of Condor and Baird from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.
• Eastminster United Church at 310 Danforth Ave from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.
• Quince Flowers at 660 Queen St. E from 12 p.m. to 6 p.m.
Our public healthcare system is crucial for the wellbeing of ourselves, our loved ones and our communities. Please vote online now or at one of the above stations tomorrow.

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Come into work after a week's vacation. Find a message from myself:
"Terraform is completely broken. redis subnets are b0rked in production"

I curse the person who setup our redis and immediately begin to ask the musical question "Can we make a change to our environment without destroying and replacing it"
@Rivetgeek Was it at least from someone else? Or nope - just plain ol' "Sounds like a job for post-vacation me"?
@silverwizard The latter... But "Post once we get all the other shit fixed" 💩
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Oh and I forgot about migrating out of the LA local zone in AWS.
@Rivetgeek Oh I love giving tasks to "once we get all the shit fixed"

Since - you know - that's the far off future where it will never happen
We migrated from on-prem to AWS into the LA local zone because it was discovered our app was very sensitive to database latency (previously everything was in Irvine). And because of available EBS volume types in LA, had to go with striping multiple volumes to get the IOPS the clusters needed. The hope was that LA would get volume types available in OR. Now we kind of want to migrate to OR for cost-reduction/simplicity. Striped volumes are a PITA to expand.

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Hey #zfs people

if I have a pool I want to view when I can't mount it - any way to view files? (Read only root so mountpoints can't create)
#ZFS
can you creat a ramdisk and mount that somewhere, then create the required hierarchy in the mounted ramdisk fs? Or maybe mounting a tmpfs filesystem is an option.
@Mike Gerdts That... is the right idea, if I can find a mount

I feel like this is probably freebsd inside baseball though


Setup a solar irrigation system off a new rain barrel so that my son can do some plant automation (watched a kids show about farm robots)

Started moving from a bank to a credit union (got accounts - just need to slowly fill them)

Made a tiramisu

Damn good birthday
I need to do something like that. There isn't a tap by my beds and during our summers forgetting to hand water can be a disaster.
@Troy the Gardener yeah - my parents gave me the pump for my birthday but they seem, reasonably, priced


Merry #BSDCan Go Home Day to all who celebrate

I masked aggressively enough to lack a hangover today, so there's that, but I still forced people to try to talk to me to fix documentation


where are the webrings though?


Here comes the ice man
He's trying to freeze the crew
He's not a nice man
His touch will turn you blue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLnCKBYRBjo
A Pup Named Scooby Doo did not deserve its music department *at all*

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to those of you who suggest i let the bodies hit the floor, four things, here we go now:
  • nothing wrong with me
  • nothing wrong with me
  • nothing wrong with me
  • nothing wrong with me

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I should start a hosted email service in order to more easily get my own email delivered better