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The problem with having a nerd for a dad:
3yo: "what is Iron Man's dad"
me: "Howard Stark"
3yo: "Who is Green Goblin's dad"
me: "Ambrose Osborne if it's Norman, Norman Osborne if it's Harry, if it's Ulrich or Hamilton I don't know, but I think it's not Ulrich since he's not a hero"

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silverwizard
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The only diaper options at costco are Disney branded, meaning it's Disney princesses or Spiderman, and he prefer Spiderman, so I let him watch the show Spidey and His Amazing Friends, but maaaaaaan am I mad he's gotten onboarded to Disney because he wore diapers as a baby.
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Megan
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When my kid was really young, he exclaimed: "Mom, that's Iron Man! He irons things!"

The domestic superhero I never knew I needed.

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