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saw something that said veterans are more likely to be scammed and I thought “yeah obviously they joined the military”

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@chris Trained to obey when faced by attributes of authority, it makes sense.

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So I read most @Cory Doctorow 's Picks & Shovels yesterday, and I definitely cried for a past that almost could have been.

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I'm a pretty religious dude, and I care deeply about my religion and my actually seeing religious people portrayed well, and stories about the ways our communities are preyed upon. It's really important.

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Thinking about how a completely plausible thing that could happen at this moment in history is that the Boring Company and the Boeing Company could merge to form the Boering Company, which would immediately move its headquarters to South Africa

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Thinking about “We have South Africa at home”, how soon Starport County, Texas will name the county seat New Praetoria, if John Cusack will be alive to play the Vice President in the remake of War, Inc. named Boer, Inc

And now frantically trying to not dephase into one of the Domination of the Draka timelines by repeating my mantra “The grasshopper lies heavy”

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@Catfish_Man

Why move, Musk is working to turn the US into Apartheid South Africa, including by importing lots more white South Africans.


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I'm looking for work!

I'm a high-level infra and devops engineer and team lead.

I've previously run my own team, and previously worked at Mozilla and Facebook.

I'm looking for infra/devops lead or senior infra/devops engineer positions.

I'm not looking for pure development positions, but writing scripts, glue, and things like CI - as demanded by infra/devops - are totally fine. I just don't want to be developing the product.

The one thing I can't budge on is that I am exclusively looking for 100% remote positions, due to physical disability.

My CV is available at cv.dave.io. I am available to start immediately.

The CV is a Notion page and can be cloned directly into your workspace if you use Notion.

I'm more than happy to answer any questions, and all leads are graciously appreciated. Drop me a public or private mention, or use the other contact details listed on my CV.

That's about it. You are very welcome to boost this post, with my thanks.

Obligatory hashtags: #GetFediHired #FediJobs #Kubernetes #DevOps #Infra #Infrastructure #Engineer #Engineering #TeamLead

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I just replied to an email thread about a cooking group at church. Gmail rate limited for bulk sending.

This is anticompetitive bullshit and I'm so fucking livid.

I want to scream at Gmail users, but I acknowledge that it's not their fault.

in reply to Ji Fu

@Ji Fu Is what? The fact that nerds said "Don't use the shitty email from your ISP that works! Use this google offering! Their slogan is Don't Be Evil"?


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@MattoF Thanks! It's the RISCV model and it makes me happy that I can use it so easily! It feels like a device from the Good Timeline!

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@d2718 It is definitely my job.

My boss still believes PCs and Servers HAVE to be on VLAN 1.

Our last deployment, my first with the company, proved him wrong. I think he is losing sleep over it.

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@nuintari
I thought "IT Hell" was just "your job".

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Since all the search engines have died - does anyone remember the story of the IBM coffee mug?

I can't find any of the info and I'm looking for:
1) one of them
2) just the history

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you were probably thinking of the Amdahl coffee mug?

deadprogrammer.com/fud-you

dealwhisperers.blogspot.com/20…

in reply to Kicou

@Kicou I had never heard this story, but it doesn't jive with my memory of the datacenter sippy cup, but I like it

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Hey, Binary Defense is hiring for a Threat Hunting team lead. They reached out to me to extend an offer, but I'm happy where I'm at right now.

recruiting.paylocity.com/Recru…

and because this isn't listed anywhere on the information about the position, this is the information I was able to get out their hiring person:

The max salary for this position is $165k plus 10% bonus, stock options, 401k match, full benefits and unlimited vacation days.

The position is fully remote, and unfortunately, I have no information as to whether or not they support international candidates.

Please note I'm sharing all the information I can here. Please don't reach out to me with more questions, but also good luck in your endeavors.

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Today marks 10 years since the first Devuan installation isos were released. @jaromil posted the "pre alpha valentine (secret love declaration)" announcement to the DNG mailing list:

lists.dyne.org/lurker/message/…

So take a trip down memory lane and feel the love for the #Devuan team and our users and celebrate their dogged determination which has beaten the odds!

May the fork be with you!

The Devuan Team

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A frustrating thing about (tabletop game) kickstarters is that it seems like they go through a mess:
1) the designers of the games make all their articles to advertise their kickstarters
2) the kickstarter ends and then it disappears
3) the books flood out and the backers get excited
4) then it's gone from the zeitgeist because the momentum of the *conversation* was before it was released
5) it's a pain to get it to the table


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Puget Sound Energy, one of the largest utilities in the PNW, is hiring a risk analyst. Must be Washington-based. I know some of the people on that team and and it's a legit position they're filling, not a ghost job.

jobs.pse.com/job/Snoqualmie-Se…

#fediHired #infosecJobs

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that security org is awesome. They don't advertise it but I know a few years ago they had a 100% women security leadership chain, from DFIR to CEO. And a 50/50 split across the ICs.

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the price of oggs

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@Sempf @nerdpr0f @Viss @screaminggoat Oh damn, I thought it was actually gone. Nice. 🙇‍♂️


I just wrote this PR comment:
My biggest worry is that this will take longer to review than it took to write. But to be clear - this is already in staging

Ops is a complete breakdown of the dev process and this is why DevOps is always weird.

in reply to silverwizard

@silverwizard Any software takes longer to test/review than it takes to write. Be very suspicious of short test/review times.
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@Hypolite Petovan The problem is that it's config not software. I only made like 8 actual changes to the default files, but I added nearly a thousand lines spread over 31 files!

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"you're in a tiny minority of people who actually know how to use a computer" yes! and that's a bad thing! people should have access to the infrastructural fabric of their society! if you demand that every new tool fits in the paradigm of the old tool you are against change! have some fucking imagination!

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"fedi bad because people don't know how the internet works" is a take so stale and useless I basically consider it to be bad faith propaganda at this point. like

why are we building decentralized infrastructure if not to help people understand that this part of the world they live in is inherently decentralized?

I think for most people who have this opinion the thing they want is just "twitter managed by The Good Guys" and not any kind of real change to the way we make communities online

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to beat an overworked analogy, this is like saying that the transition to steering wheels and pedals is too complicated for the average driver. We can't expect a mainstream migration until cars respond to reins, spurs, and saying "woah"

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In the 1937 preface to a collection of her ghost stories, Edith Wharton blames the literal-mindedness of readers who contact her over plot points they find implausible to “those two worldwide enemies of the imagination, the wireless and the cinema.”

A potent reminder that whenever you’re writing, people were until recently smart, but now are dumb, because of something new.

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The plot point in question: a letter turns out to have been written and posted by a ghost. Wharton says that no one from haunted Scotland or Wales ever objects.

The Scottish and Welsh among you will surely attest to the constant nuisance of spectral junk mail.

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The anime "Serial Experiments Lain" starts with Lain getting texts from a dead classmate.

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The real question is if the law exist, why did Trump get convicted of a crime and the judge go "Well, you can't do anything to the president, so whatever"

Americans need to come to grips with the idea that laws don't exist

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mastodon.sdf.org/@mmiasma/1139…

I didn't realize it took that many words to spell "I don't know what a presidental pardon is" damn

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systems thinking leads people down the garden path of not looking at the simplest brute force solutions, people always forget the virtue of laziness

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Ontario NDP promises better nurse-patient ratios, plans to hire 15,000 nurses

ground.news/article/ontario-nd…

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got an idea for temperature-stabilised mailable packaging for chickpea dip, but I want it to be published posthummusly

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I am tempted to boot my desktop from freebsd live media, copy over the zpool to a 10TB disk, do the upgrades, then copy that back to the server

is this stupid?

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I think as long as you zfs send and receive, I don't know why it wouldn't on the same hardware.


The thing I took away from last night's superbowl is that cops are stupid.

Everyone: PARTY IN THE FUCKING STREETS
Cops: Joy is prohibited citizen

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Shit - this newfangled kea DHCP server wont let me use the static DHCP lease I have ><
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So it seems like the dynamic lease was created, and I couldn't find that lease anywhere in the lease table, and the server decided that the dynamic lease was the one it should use, not the existing static lease. So I needed to shutdown the server and wait for the dynamic lease to expire, and then it grabbed the static lease? WTF?

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i have discovered a law of the universe.
If i have extra rj45 plugs or keystones, i never make a mistske.
If I have just as many as i need, I always make a mistake and need one more.
This is suspiciously consistant.
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@sep lol, that's tragic

I am nearing the end of the first box I ever bought so I'm finally getting the hang of it.

@sep

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Hey, Ontarians! 👋

Since y’all are headed to the polls pretty soon here, I thought I’d take a second to remind you that under Doug Ford, the literal fuckin’ ARMY had to go into seniors care homes to rescue your elders from the negligence of the provincial government during the peak of the Covid-19 pandemic. What our soldiers witnessed in those places has left them with lifelong psychological trauma.

Anyways, carry on.

"It is scandalous. It is shameful. It is shocking," Mitchell said. "Our senior generation is living in that, and that is a national atrocity."

There are many signs the provincial government knew, or should have known, what's happening inside these homes, but it took military intervention to bring the details to light.

#DougFord #OnPoli #OnElexn #CDNPoli

cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/mil…

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Well, my bosses have decided that even though I can name about five combinations of any two of our retail clients who outspend the entire USGov contract pile, they're going to bend the knee to the EOs and suspend our DEI board.

I need a new job by monday, and at this point I'm willing to wash dishes to do it. But if you know anyone who needs a Principal or Senior SRE, or could use a python dev for some backend-related purpose, I can be found at: mercenary AT arcanalabs DOT ca

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That sounds so broken and illegal labor law wise. You at least are a Canadian employee working for a Canadian company, you should at least get a better chance hopefully.



Ok - I've been told that HTTP 418 belongs in the 400 block because it's the same as requesting a non-existent file. This argument claims that 418 is the same as 404.

I tend to think of 418 as being more analogous to 501. You cannot put coffee in a teapot, which is a statement about the teapot.

#ImportantThoughts #Protocols #HTTP

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You can put coffee in a teapot, though. The rejection is administrative.
in reply to silverwizard

It's like rejecting form data that's of the right type based on validation against the field's semantics. Which would be 400 series.
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@⛅ w chance of bears Which HTTP error code do you think is analogous? 501 feels correct to me, as you're sending valid data, but the server chooses to not implement it. Of course, I'm trying to envision the request. I guess you envision the request as malformed, whereas I see a valid request sent to a place which is not properly set for it?
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A teapot is mechanically a vessel that implements a catch-all "add liquid" or "pour liquid" more-or-less transparently to the actual identity of the liquid (barring extreme properties). When trying to put coffee in a teapot the method is implemented and the data would be valid, except that the teapot czar intervenes with an externally imposed rule which adjudicates that the data is actually invalid because reasons. 403 Forbidden.
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@⛅ w chance of bears This doesn't feel very HTTP to me. There's too much context to be aware of here. This feels like we're into JS/whatnot. HTTP itself feels like it should be less content aware?
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I'm looking at this as a web application returning a response code. HTTP is a protocol; some of the participants of that protocol will be extremely content aware, others less so. The very notion that holding coffee violates a teapot's nature is a philosophical conceit that would be odd for a low awareness system to express in the first place.

On the other hand, I suppose that attempting to french press in a teapot would be my idea of a 500-series teapot error.

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@⛅ w chance of bears So I mean - yeah - I feel like the Pour action should be beverage neutral, but the coffee-pot specific actions will result in the server saying it's not correct.
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@silverwizard I agree, "I'm a teapot" says more about the server (5XX errors) than the request itself (4XX).


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The Trans Journalism Association is looking for a new co-director. 30 hour work week, remote, $80k USD, 401K, phone sipend.

airtable.com/apppaTdSPRyFJdiL1…

#GetFediHired

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I'm fine with inexpensive, but I detest cheap.

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Dddddddaaaaaammmmiiiiiittttt

I think I need to move this instance since it's in the UK

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@Hypolite Petovan @Beko Pharm Yeah - mid2016 was a reasonable time to think Brexit would happen. But honestly, I had more faith then

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OK. At the risk of giving "Mishing" more screen time than it deserves, please read my impassioned plea for us, the infosec community, to stop coming up with new phishing name variants.

shellsharks.com/no-more-ishing…

I also urge everyone to sign this VERY REAL, and not at all satirical petition on change.org dedicated to this cause --> chng.it/VfxqypJBVH

Wondering what "Mishing" is? Or what other types of phishing terminology means? I'm sorry that you're in that position. But for you, I've also included a very cursed glossary of terms you can peruse shellsharks.com/no-more-ishing…. I very explicity told @cR0w not to do this, but here we are.

Original post of me complaining about this: malici.ous.computer/@shellshar…

Read my blog post. Sign the petition. Join the movement!

@cR0w

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Prediction: it won't go away, as the very first -ishing after "phishing" offered an irresistible template for cbishing, and is now too entrenched.

(Cbishing of course referring to click bait phishing. Or should that be cbarming? Click this link to join the debate. Argument #3 will blow your mind.)

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FFS, now there's -ishing namespace confusion


All Star Wars is bad is just an outlier
Disney George who makes 100000 bad star wars a day is just an outlier