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@Michael Lucas Question: What's the stretch goal where you make an audiobook by watching the movie and trying to read your novel out loud at the same time?

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✨ HIRE ME ✨

I'm a Full Stack software engineer with 5+ years of experience, looking for my next opportunity. My personal values include psychological safety, D&I, and direct communication.

Please share for reach ❤

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my friend pointed me to your post, can you pick a role for me to refer you here? semgrep.dev/about/careers/#job…

I think you’d like the people, and we also never had a layoff 😇😇

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@underyx Thank you, I'd love to apply to this role! job-boards.greenhouse.io/semgr… Though I'm not sure if backend shops are my strongest given the full stack background, but listing description definitely seems like a good fit for a generalist such as myself :) What do you need from me for a reference?
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the resume you shared is good enough! I sent in a referral 😇 we are actually in need of more frontend devs too, even if the careers page doesn't list it!
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@Wrewdison Definitely still looking, very early stages of interviewing currently

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maybe it doesn't count for anything, but everyone who protested for Gaza was 100% correct. Everything the movement warned about came to pass.

Even if you think some of us went too far (cough liberal cough), you should acknowledge the goal was to stop slaughter

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The curse of being on the left is you're often correct inconveniently soon


explaining to a 3 year old that if you crush peanuts and butter you don't get peanut butter *or* butternut squash

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uspol; library tech disappearance

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Boeing has all these contacts leftover from the whistleblowers but apparently would rather appease Musk than become the new Luigi


Big brands are spending small sums on X to stay out of Musk’s crosshairs
“It’s whatever amount is enough to stay off the naughty list,” says ad executive.
arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20…

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i finally finished my writeup about our ip6.arpa shenanigans! this is my most involved work in a long time, go check it out: sdomi.pl/weblog/24-arpa-hacks/

@domi
RE: 1.6.0.0.8.0.0.b.e.d.0.a.2.ip6.…


and now, for something completely different: Bad Apple playing through a Traceroute

new blogpost: sdomi.pl/weblog/24-arpa-hacks/


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hi, I really enjoyed reading your blog post.
Thank you for making the font picker, that made it a lot easier to read for me.

I tried to run the command for the bad apple thing, but I'm only seeing a bunch of \035 in the traceroute instead of the actual characters, do you have an idea what could cause this?

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@marie it may be the DNS server you’re using filtering stuff. You can try switching /etc/resolv.conf to something else temporarily (like nameserver 9.9.9.9, or directly nameserver 2a0d:eb00:8006::acab); just change it back when you’re done
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still only escaped characters with both nameservers :/
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@lanodan missed this msg, sorry >,<

it’s heavily compressed to fit in as little TXT records as I could XD in hindsight i could have made it a bit higher bitrate


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Daft little thing off my mind now.

A short bit of writing on how to use computers, rather than be used by them.

bugmuseum.tech/use-your-tools.…

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@silverwizard poorly-configured tools are like ill-fitting clothes. You look silly and it's not comfortable (but everyone's version of looking good and feeling comfortable is different)

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Question for my academic librarian peers: is any serious conversation happening in any notable venue right now regarding the privacy and security implications of situating Canadian library user data in platforms run by US corporations? Seems to me we should be updating our risk assessments, particularly given the current administration's targetting of universities, libraries, students and faculty. Oh, and our existence as a sovereign nation.

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Are you a FreeBSD, Unix, or Linux developer looking for a job with an amazing company? Juniper Networks is hiring a senior staff engineer to join their FreeBSD operating systems team.
linkedin.com/comm/jobs/view/41…

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The candid naivety of geeks - Ploum:
ploum.net/2025-03-28-geeks-nai…

I take it he doesn't us geeks, I don't see too much of this in my circles.

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I am in urgent job search mode, so I'm gonna throw this out here and see if anything comes of it.

I am a #Canadian, fluent in both #English and #French. I have experience with several programming languages. My strongest proficiency is with #Haskell and #C. I also have a reasonable grasp of #HTML, #JavaScript, #SQL, #Python, #Lua, #Linux system administration, #bash scripting, #Perl, #AWK, some #Lisp (common, scheme, and emacs), and probably several others I've forgotten to mention.

I am not necessarily looking for something in tech. I just need something stable. I have done everything from software development, to customer support, to factory work, though my current circumstances make in-person work more difficult than remote work. I have been regarded as a hard worker in every job I have ever held.

#GetFediHired

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have a try here ? careers.ovhcloud.com/ and search for Beauharnois. HTH
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hey! I'm a founder with myascend.ai. We're an early stage startup working on making professional networking suck less with AI Agents. We could use some hard engineering expertise to ground our engineering team. We have a really solid go to market plan and are getting good traction. Thought I'd say hi and see if you're interested in chatting.

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Scrolls volume NINE is out! As usual, it features some of my favorite #IndieWeb, #Fediverse & #Infosec / #Cybersecurity stories from the past week.

shellsharks.com/scrolls/scroll…

Thanks to everyone who has made my own feed-scrolling from the last week so interesting and enjoyable! What you've created and shared has made its way into this week's issue!

@LouisPretends @altsocialmedianet @inderix @ricmac @shadeed9 @hamatti @ayo @AuntyRed @tmpout @deadsuperhero @wearenew_public @theprivacydad @hamatti @0v1 @jackrendor @reillypascal @cssbasics @j @saskia @hyde @misty @silverwizard @SteveBellovin @AaronReuland @aaron_els

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Also special thanks to @laamaa! Who's featured in the newsletter and who's music is always a bop.

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trust in me. I've tried it. It's not worth it. If you want anise in your coffee, grab some regular Pernot, not their absinthe, just plain Pernot. It's basically alcoholic anise and mixes fine with anything.

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I'm really loving how Mastodon has become a refuge for all the grizzled seafarers on the ocean of the internet. They pop up in my feed and their bios all say something like

"I've been online for longer than the internet. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. 56k modems on fire in the light of Usenet. I watched IRC forks glitter in the dark near the Gateway 3000. All those moments will be lost in slop, like tears in rain. Time to deshittify."

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and Speaking of printers and old tech, anyone remember chain printers? We used to screw around with gibberish output jobs to see how slow and or obnoxiously loud we could make the one in the U lab misbehave.
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From @EmmettMacfarlane

"Wasting billions on income tax cuts in this context isn’t just a bad idea, it is ruinous. It’s also the opposite of fiscal responsibility. You don’t starve government coffers at a time when generational investments are needed."

"Moreover, it’s a wasted political opportunity. #Canadians are pissed. They are also scared. They should be."

open.substack.com/pub/emmettma…

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Trump and Vance are confused why everyone else isn't behaving like sycophants because they run the US.

Ok, let's sum this up. The thing that gets to me about the Signal chats is the Vice President of the US talking about bailing out Europe. There was a comment about how only the US could drone a building, which is wild, I feel like I could probably throw a bomb at a building using the contents of most kitchens. Sure - maybe the US's bombs and drones are fancier - but I think we need to zoom in on that.

The US administration thinks that it's getting value for its money on defense. There's a theory that the US military budget is being spent on getting stuff rather than mostly just a slush fund for defense contractors. But this leads them to believe that they're the most powerful people in the world and that they're as much stronger than any other country by the amount more they spend on weapons.

And because of that they think that Europe couldn't stop terrorists. There's a belief that people aren't shooting drones at civilians because they *can't*, and they're mad that people are relying on them to fire drones at civilians. They believe that everyone else is just ungrateful for their droning of civilians. They can't envision a world where blowing up innocents in an apartment building is considered a bad move.

Trump and Vance are confused why everyone else isn't behaving like sycophants because they run the US.

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@silverwizard I didn't think it in so many words, but we got hung up on the same detail of this story. Not the poor OPSEC, not the unaccountability of Signal disappearing messages for public officials, not the vague disagreement between Vance and Trump, but the unwarranted jab at Europe.
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@Hypolite Petovan To be fair, this is partly me thinking about your own thoughts (I read your post yesterday). But tthis line definitely was most formed with yelling at Zelenskyy for not saying thank you. But it's all fucked, but it's such background noise in all the warcrimes vomit.

I think the fact that they killed 50ish innocent people who no theory they were involved in anything is also wildly important to this stry!



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that is quite dumb though, if they will do coup, no one's gonna look for evidence in official channels. That is not how these things work.

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Hot take: if I have to choose which war criminal to be my adversary, I would generally choose an incompetent one who leaks directly to the media than one who is competent and runs a tight ship.

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I've been threatening to start a blog for a bit now. I guess the Signal War Plans forced me to do it. Fuck.

securingeverything.ca/The_Auth…

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Look at me! It's no JS! It's very light weight! It's got an RSS feed! I feel like a proper hacker



My least favourite anti-pattern in everything is when someone gets the term Don't Repeat Yourself (DRY) stuck in their head.
They then start building wrappers around an interface that has all the same inputs as their interface. So now you have 2-3 layers of abstraction on top of every interface, all of which add complexity. Because they are Not Repeating Themselves where things aren't the same. BAAAAAH

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What struck me about the Atlantic editor being included in a Signal group chat about a bombing mission in Yemen isn’t the less-than-tight OPSEC, but rather the self-reinforcing propaganda even among top officials when Europe briefly catch a couple strays during the conversation. How is bombing rebels in Yemen “bailing Europe out”?

I keep naively thinking fascist grifters are above their own con, but not even.

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I reckon the 'bailing Europe out' is because of how much of Europe's maritime trade passes through the area being bombarded by terrorists.

Also, upholding UNCLOS is a public good.

Be awesome if the Europeans continue their support of the fight against Iran's terrorists who threaten UNCLOS.

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Late last year, the German defence minister directed that a German naval task group not sail through said area because he lacked confidence in the assets' ability to defend themselves against Iran's children.
telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/10/3…
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Actually, where do you stand on the question re the UAE/KSA campaign against the Houthis before the USG told them to hold fire with Hodeida in their sights and despite the Houthis and Co attacking their own civilians?
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@Ravi Nayyar I'm sorry I don't have enough information to answer this question, let alone understand it. But at first glance it sounds like classic US foreign policy, not surprising but still disappointing?
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No need to apologise - neither do I have enough data to have an informed opinion on that issue.

Well, to be fair, US foreign policy re the Mid-east has noticeably improved since Trump 1.0. Look at the Abraham Accords, the I2U2 grouping and work on the IMEEC. Plenty more still to do, but there has been some good stuff.

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Actually, where do you stand on the question re the UAE/KSA campaign against the Houthis before the USG told them to hold fire with Hodeida in their sights and despite the Houthis and Co attacking UAE/KSA civilians?
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@Lurkle Of course the EU has never done anything to protect maritime shipping

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In light of recent events, I want to remind everyone that end-to-end encryption doesn't prevent you from adding the editor of the Atlantic to your private group chats.
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Sorry, now I got the joke. Actually, I didn't know of this "mistake" until now.


I don't understand people's economic choices.

One of the worst parts of modern life is innovaton. One of the most annoying things that could happen in my economic life is if Kijiji Innovated. If Kijiji improved/changed it could only annoy me.

I see people being mad about "Dead Games", and I also see people mad about Live Service Games. My entire goal in gaming is for my games to never change. I don't want changes, I want to play, see the story, finish, or mess with systems.

I don't get the search for innovation in corporations, and I don't get why someone would want them to. I don't get why people get annoyed by a product not updating.



I really don't understand people's existential horror at Star Trek transporters.

If you're a materialist - why do you care if your body is preserved alongside your mind. Why is it a problem that you get stored in a pattern buffer?

If you're not a materialist - why do you care about the body and not the soul? Why do you think your soul would become untethered because of changes in your body? I don't get it!

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@Malin Interesting - so you think that it's about the ability to copy. Thomas Riker is the real prior art here - but also kinda the counter example. Mirroring the pattern was supposed to be impossible - the idea of copying something with the transporter is impossible properly.

Maybe it's true - the idea of digital information is what's causing the issue - computers can only properly copy - but as envisioned in the 60s there's this idea that you can be transformed into a "matter stream" and stored in a buffer and it's fine. But now people don't materially engage with that...

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Riker's twin makes a great example, along with that guy with the fear of transporters.

I think the fear comes from really thinking about what the real process is, but you're probably right that people understand it more now from working with files.



The most annoying sin a TTRPG designer can commit is saying "this is the coolest part of the game, it should be rare"
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@Hypolite Petovan If your game has the coolest magic sword in the world, and the PC who swings a sword isn't getting it, it's a wasted detail. That sword should be in the hands of the villain or the hero, or else fuck it.

Maybe some games will have players who all hate swords and it doesn't come up, but the expectation is that the cool parts of the game are used in the game!

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@Hypolite Petovan If I'm playing A Game Of Magic Swords my sword can be cool because it's on fire instead of +1, and if I'm playing Grim Gritty No Magic my sword can be cool because the hilt is obsidian or because it helped fight off the Huns.

But don't say "Grim Gritty No Magic has the sword called Magic Sword and it exists but the GM shouldn't let a player have it because it's rare!


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Vader: Ya got moxie, kid. Took a real swing at ol’ Big D, didn’t ya?

Luke: I ain’t joinin’ your two-bit outfit, see?! You knocked off my pop!

Vader: You got it all wrong, kid. I didn’t whack your old man.I am your old man.

Luke: That’s a hot load of bunk, see? That ain't true!

Vader: Oh, it’s true, all right, see? Lemme tell ya. Join me, kid. we’ll run this galaxy like a real outfit, just power, the darkside and a nice cut of the pie

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[LEIGH BRACKETT picks up HUMPHREY BOGART action figure and waves it at EDWIN G ROBINSON]
BOGART: [BRACKETT V.O.] Never tell me the odds! Bang! Bang! [knocks over ROBINSON and JIMMY CAGNEY figures, then grabs KATHARINE HEPBURN figure and holds them together in a close embrace]
HEPBURN [V.O.]: You pirate!
BOGART: You think a princess and a guy like me?
HEPBURN: Ohh your Wookiee is so big!
BOGART: It’s the stuff dreams are made of
[makes action figures kiss]

[GEORGE LUCAS opens door to office, BRACKETT panics and tries to hide action figures]

George: Leigh, I need to talk to you about the script—

BRACKETT: Knock on my door! Knock next time!

GEORGE! Sorry, Leigh!

BRACKETT: Did you see anything?

GEORGE: No, Leigh! I did not see you playing with your dolls again!

BRACKETT: Good!


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this is the dang truth

alt text written by @belehaa (thank you!)


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Reminder: Cloudflare is a Nazi company and under no circumstances do you "have to hand it to them".

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A hacker is someone who studies and explores systems. Generally because they find it fun. Many posit this attitude is innate as opposed to learned. I think that that's complicated but I am willing to believe there are innate hackers.

My son is an innate hacker.

He has figured out that if I'm leaving for something, he can always get more time with me by asking for another hug. If he's had 3-5 hugs I'll eventually give up. Meaning he offers me a hug, which always works. If I'm in my office because I'm "at work" he can offer to make me a cup of coffee and then he gets to see me (even if briefly).

The problem is that cutting off these behaviours make him sad and I can't do that.

This means I have a hacker child figuring out how to exploit me. This is really fun but also really weird.


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i understand the connection to roko's basilisk, and i agree with your assessment there, but what is the connection to effective altruism?

i only just now looked it up on wikipedia; the pitch seems harmless enough, but it seems the people involved in it twisted it into something else. i found this paragraph which is perhaps the connection you allude to?

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@lritter Effective Altruism is basically rebranded eugenics when you get down to brass tacks. They use a lot of flowery language about "preventing future suffering", but when you scratch the surface of how they plan to accomplish that it's just an excuse to remove the agency of people who are suffering now so they don't breed more suffering into the world.
I'd agree the premise has been twisted, if it didn't come from a source that obviously created it as a cover for their fascist BS
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@lritter I think the primary issue is that although Effective Altruism sounds reasonable on the surface, in practice it becomes justification for rich people to ignore existing, real-world problems in favor of addressing fictional ones (that often somehow result in people giving them more money).
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@lritter I agree with your question and assessment; EA has/had some subfactions that are weird but overall remains a sensible and good movement IMHO
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@dalias @lritter this is totally me, and I think it's a reasonable position :) although I understand that people have had negative experiences with some people in the movement or adjacent, effective altruism is very diverse like any large human group and IMHO is disproportionately made up of overall good people. I think it needs to be OK to say that, happy to discuss further!
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@flancian @lritter There are some good people who got roped into the cult by the evil people pushing it. They need help getting out not legitimization of the cult.

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The people who deported innocent men to a torture prison in El Salvador didn't get hired yesterday. The people rounding up parents and kids who have been in the US for decades didn't get hired yesterday. The people who have seized multiple European tourists and put them through hell didn't get hired yesterday.

The Musk-Trump administration hasn't had the time to entirely turn over the ranks of yankee law enforcement, they didn't fire all the good cops and replace then with klansmen. The people doing this were by and large already there, they are the same people. They were always ready and willing, even enthusiastic, to do this.

The next time there is a social movement dedicated to taking power back for communities from law enforcement, remember this. Remember this is always who they were, this is always what these institutions were. When we entrust the power and safety of our communities to an elevated warrior class, that class of people becomes separate from our communities and develops a taste for power.

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our modern "warrior class" has its own rituals and mythology and they're all basically just racism

on an almost klan-like level


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find / -name pip3\* -exec {} install boto3 \;

I think I've finally managed to wrangle pip



                                "OriginSslProtocols": {
                                    "Quantity": 2,
                                    "Items": [
                                        "SSLv3",
                                        "TLSv1"
                                    ]

Oh I like seeing that.... it's very good... that's a great thing to see


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I'm tired of people calling Cybertrucks a "clown car." Bitch, a clown car can hold anywhere from 10 to 20 clowns at a time. Those doors ALWAYS will be able to open and they only ever crash if a clown WANTS it to for a gag.

Clowns deserve better than this. :neocat_pensive:

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I've said it before, and for the cybertruck, I'm going with "self-igniting dumpster fire."


I bought a lineman's handset last weekend. I got a bix strip and a bix block to play with along side it.
I am now asking friends "What's the difference between an ATA and a TRS cable punched to a bix block really?"