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Vader: Ya got moxie, kid. Took a real swing at ol’ Big D, didn’t ya?

Luke: I ain’t joinin’ your two-bit outfit, see?! You knocked off my pop!

Vader: You got it all wrong, kid. I didn’t whack your old man.I am your old man.

Luke: That’s a hot load of bunk, see? That ain't true!

Vader: Oh, it’s true, all right, see? Lemme tell ya. Join me, kid. we’ll run this galaxy like a real outfit, just power, the darkside and a nice cut of the pie

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Ya gotta have some big balls to take a swing at ol’ big D, that’s what I always say.
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[LEIGH BRACKETT picks up HUMPHREY BOGART action figure and waves it at EDWIN G ROBINSON]
BOGART: [BRACKETT V.O.] Never tell me the odds! Bang! Bang! [knocks over ROBINSON and JIMMY CAGNEY figures, then grabs KATHARINE HEPBURN figure and holds them together in a close embrace]
HEPBURN [V.O.]: You pirate!
BOGART: You think a princess and a guy like me?
HEPBURN: Ohh your Wookiee is so big!
BOGART: It’s the stuff dreams are made of
[makes action figures kiss]

[GEORGE LUCAS opens door to office, BRACKETT panics and tries to hide action figures]

George: Leigh, I need to talk to you about the script—

BRACKETT: Knock on my door! Knock next time!

GEORGE! Sorry, Leigh!

BRACKETT: Did you see anything?

GEORGE: No, Leigh! I did not see you playing with your dolls again!

BRACKETT: Good!