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My instance has been exploding, but I just deleted the hack4pancakes moving thread and it seems to have stabilized, which is a fun effect of networks


I asked my church music director if he had a HAM license today, and he replied he never got into radio. I then had to ask how we'd run a pirate radio station together.

One day I'll be a HAM

@silverwizard You’re already a Handsome Adventure Master.

@Hypolite Petovan why thank you!

But I wanna be an amateur radio operator!



describing the coffee to Becky "this is the world's best coffee that has never been pooped"


Content warning: USPOL

Yes Libtards pretend it's a communist state when in fact our constitution defines our nation as a Constitutional Republic.


I think a lesson of the AI bubble is that people don't like trading privacy for convenience. I don't think they ever had. The goal is the tech company is the hide the privacy invasion and maximize the convenience to hit critical mass.
@silverwizard This "otherwise" is load bearing.
@Hypolite Petovan Welcome to my entire childhood and adulthood. The load bearing otherwise


As usual my forays into making me enjoy reading RSS feeds is failing


One day I'll find a reader I love

@capheind (Kafeinita Fiulo) cute icon is a misfeature on my end. But I just want to figure out some way of getting me to read


Just got reminded of that time that DigitalOcean informed me that just because I'd paid for a backup, there was no guarentee the backup wouldn't be corrupt
we stored a snapshot, and we attempted to load it, but their cloudinit changed and the snapshot wouldn't boot, and they went "well, load a different backup, not our problem" while we paid for the snapshot


If I leave YouTube opened for the weekend, my computer reports: load average: 92.03, 25.80, 8.97 once i managed to pkill -9 librewolf. I think Google might be doing some anticompetitive shit.

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I'd figure it was a memory leak, except that it's not memory


Me gushing about my 5 year old to my parents:
He produced phonology and semantics from orthography independently!
I may be a self-parody, but I'm my own self parody

I didn't see the first post, and this one sure reads weird without it. XD
@Craig P lol, buying that many kids is harder than cakepops


Who called it pulling data off a Federation Library Computer for building graphs and not PADDing the stats?


A huge mistake the fediverse makes is large instances. It's resource intensive, expensive, and creates wildly large failures instead of little ones.

This is why I'm sad to lose the bots, but also glad botsin.space is going away. BIS was always weird, a place to place bots which cost a lot, but wasn't a community. Bots should live alongside their makers or users (or just have a way of posting without needing a full server).

@Tek aEvl Yeah! Better tools are always better! (Mastodon is kinda the worst of the Fediverse servers, but it markets)


Sat down with a large client's IT since email was getting wild. So we talked. We both explained the other side's mail border to each other. Having established we were both real techs. We talked shop and solved the issue with mutual respect.

It was a notable dance I've not done in a while, and a fascinating one.

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One of the things that is destroying the web is WASM and JavaScript.

This isn't really even a joke - it's literal.

By having all these tools to make a web browser have unfettered access to the system, it becomes unsafe to allow users to generate arbitrary code. We can't have another MySpace or NeoPets User Lookup because we can't allow users to write their own HTML, because that's *dangerous*.



if you see this hacker at SECTor, you may tell me I owe you a drink. Prefacing it, "I'm from the fediverse" will make me slightly less confused. But, telling me I owe you a drink will cause me to buy you a drink, be it a fancy coffee, a boring coffee, a beer, a cocktail, a juice, or whatever else.

#SECtor

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@silverwizard Thank you. I love that they have a kid version, as the 6100 works for two of my kids, but is too big for two. I'll probably try that too. The part I can't find for love or money this week is the exhaust filter, but it looks integrated in that mask, which frankly would be fine for our use.

Thank you again. :)

@Mason Loring Bliss I have two kids (3 and 5) and they use it, but the 3yo does goober on the filter sometimes.


The fact that AI people say "AI is here to stay" before any other point tells me a lot

we're AI Gonna Make It



Question - is the rise of people listening to music aloud related to the headphone jack dying?

It's a common and likely hypothesis, yes.

Although I feel like these days I'm more likely to run into people taking video calls on speakerphone in public than blasting their music.

I want the parallel universe where phones kept the headphone jack and it was the cameras getting pushed out into dongles/BT.



Played the second mystery of the game Suspects, and the writing was so abyssmal I quit. It was so bad I looked at the author in order to scream, and it's literally the fucks who sued the internet archive. I'm livid.
@silverwizard Thanks for the pointer, and ugh at the whole ordeal.

@Hypolite Petovan I didn't want to link originally since no advertising.

But yeah - I also just want to be clear - the game is one of the most awful I've ever played. It was hell.



HomeAssistant is too much power for a dad to have. Every day before I go downstairs to work - I toggle all the kids lights off and grumble about them not turning off the lights.
@silverwizard French has an expression for this: β€œIt’s not Versailles here!” after the eponymous Renaissance castle counting 2,300 rooms.
Automate the grumbling too

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So my project planning document at work is a wiki page called "Looming Disasters". It's just stuff that might explode.

I just had to add a slack thread to one of these disasters as illustration. >.<



The problem with being a sysadmin and a dad is I accidentally say to my 5yo "All minutes are 60 seconds except for the 61 second minutes"

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Creating a 256 TLD in my home and placing a server at 192.168.90.256 just to piss of house guests

@silverwizard I always assumed you couldn't have a numeric TLD for [em]exactly this reason[/em].

I'm sure it'll break some obscure piece of software somewhere.

@silverwizard I see my prediction held true (though it's not exactly obscure).


nmap will accept it, dig will accept it, firefox refuses to open 192.168.90.256, even if I straight up type: https://192.168.90.256/

@silverwizard I thought they were an ad tech company.

...same thing these days, though.

Next, do a non-contiguous netmask.
@David Schuetz hmmmm, how do you represent that, you could probably do it wth redirect rules or clever folder structure

I think it'd be like 255.255.255.3? So the nets are (say) 192.168.1.0, 1.1, 1.2, and 1.3, and the hosts are ... jesus, this is why nobody's tried this.

Bitwise, it'd be: xxx00, xxx01, xxx10, xxx11

0 net: .4, .8, .12, .16, .20…
1 net: .5, .9..yeah, that makes sense.
2 net: .6, .10…
3 net: .7, .11, .15, .19, .23…

and so on.

This was asked in a meeting with NeXT engineers while I was a contractor at a government agency in the early 90’s. I think their answer was... "We support it...maybe? Why would you want to?”

I've always wanted to try, just for the hell of it, but I suspect 99% of networking gear would break.

@David Schuetz I have managed to be mostly self taught, and get into the game after CIDR notation, so I completely never learned actual subnet masks, so I don't fully understand the issue you're even seeing.

It used to be (I guess this was before CIDR became popular) that netmasks were expressed as literal bitmasks. So a /24 would actually be written as "192.168.1.0, netmask 255.255.255.0” where the "24" represents the leading 24 bits representing the network (192.168.1).

So a /28 would be..255.255.255.240 (11110000).

But it was always a consecutive string of β€œ1” bits, and the hosts were the remaining block of lower-most "0" bits. Usually 8, for a /24, but often smaller (for, say, a small block of public IPs your ISP gives you). I remember the net my office desktop was on in school that was 255.255.254.0 (or /23). That network used 9 bits for 512 hosts. (ish - router and broadcast addresses are still needed out of that 512).

A non-contiguous netmask would mean that consecutive final octets would be on consecutively different networks.

255.255.255.3 would be all 1s, then 00000011, so the NET portion is .0, .1, .2, and .3. So hosts .4, .5, .6, .7, .8, .9, .10, .11, .12... would be on networks 0, 1, 2, 3, 0, 1, 2, 3, 0….

Like I said, I doubt much of anything would support it now. Even when we wrote netmasks as bitmasks, it's likely most gear would've just failed using this approach.

It really is a cursed idea. :)

This wiki page may help, too. Once you see it, it's ... logical? (I won't say "easy”). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subnet

@David Schuetz Oh, I see, a subnet mask bitmap with non-contiguous 1s - that makes sense.Gross.

So something like 192.168.90.256/192.255.148.45, not just a wall of 1s.

(I know enough to set subnet masks on weird ancient gear ;), but I almost always am setting 255.255.255.0 and 255.255.255.255 because /24s rule everything around me. But yeah - reasonable)

I just don't know if I have any gear that would parse subnet masks like that enough to confuse it.

@Jonathan Lamothe @David Schuetz my RPG friends claimed it was less cursed than DoublePlusUnzip (github link since my gitea is apparently being non-responsive)

@Jonathan Lamothe @David Schuetz Are you aware of the RFC 864 Compliant Dungeons and Dragons Character Generator I worked on?

@Dave worked on a bunch of it and I need to replace his work (not because I don't like it -but because I want to do the actual work not just crib his, the goal was to learn socket code).



As much as I love writing on it, my reMarkable2 (which has already been annoying me with its response to being caught out in the rain a couple years ago, two laptops and another tablet in the same backpack shrugged it off with no trouble but the rM2 now gets days on a full battery charge instead of months) has a jammed power button and no other way to wake it from sleep, so it's time to retire it.

Samsung makes tablets with the same stylus technology so I picked up one of those, and it's... adequate. At least it's half the price and should be durable enough to handle living in a backpack and not just sitting on a desk and never going anywhere (and if this one dies, for the same price as a rM2 I can get a ruggedized one with a bigger screen)

The device I really want is the guts of the new color reMarkable in an enclosure that's actually as durable as a reasonable person would expect from a consumer electronics device at that price point, but capitalism says nobody will buy that, so I can't buy it.



In light of our praise of the Internet Archive - can we make sure to use Indigo as an example of another org that did the right thing after a databreach?

Took everything down, fixed it, and improved the process.

I'm not caping for Indigo. I just know people who still haven't forgiven them, and this is the attitude we need to be encouraging, and putting into people's minds as a good thing.

Staying up during a breach investigation should be seen like running with a broken leg.


The kids helped, they definitely got distracted, but they helped!

They, most importantly, got to see inside a computer and were allowed to touch all the pieces.

My kids have been able to use their computers for lots of little things

And to be clear:
the 5yo is playing Mario and a few other small games, mostly micro-indie games
the 3yo is listening to audiobooks and lullabies using a device he's built.

This isn't full hacking - this is still kids.

I'm looking at sourcing some classic lego motors to see if I can use these as the brains of a lego robot.



70% of the email I get is Zscaler outage and maintenance notifications

How do people handle this software?!

as a Service! πŸ₯
I will show myself out.


I am looking for a computer, that can be thrown in a backpack, and has a battery. Ideally no screen or keyboard inbuilt.
depending on what you're doing, the other hackish suggestion I have is to hit up Build-a-Bear for those record-a-message modules they sell for their stuffies

@Michael Brown lol - that's also a pretty good option.

My goal is to make an ebook reader that will start playing when a CF card is inserted. And then bulk buy 128MB cards and put books on them.



When creating a clock display - never forget the sleep in your code >.<


Why does the SecTor app contain several trackers?! I mean - I'm not installing it because of this, and that's a pain in the ass?

Shouldn't we, as security people, be able to notice this shit and be better than it?

points at the number of security folks who went to in-person cons without even the most rudimentary PPE during covid upswings

@Dave "Wear A Goddamn Mask" Cochran :donor: One day the risk management discipline will manage risk

Uuuug, I'm already so concerned about SecTor, vaxing, nitrite nasal spray, and an N95 mask, baaaaah



/usr.slice/user-1000.slice/session-38.scope is not a snap cgroup

Ya know what Ubuntu, I actually don't care.

Just... make my shit work. If you want to make linux a hellscape - at least... function.



I'm thinking @mwl has a whole untapped market... :flan_think:
A picture of a baby holding a book with the original title of "CSS for Babies", except it has been 'shopped to read "ZFS for Babies".  While cute, the kid looks a little shell-shocked.

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He must be a Windows user.

@sirwumpus
He's far too young to have chosen a preferred OS.

Give him ten years, and he'll experiment with Inferno just because he think it'll piss off Dad.

@Michael W LucasΒΉ :flan_mail: @SirWumpus His grandpa's university friend wrote Inferno, so uh... he has the access

My dad wrote Coherent, so I rebelled against my OS dev dad by becoming a sysadmin, so I hope he makes better decisions than me

Or he'll try to install SystemD on Dad's BSD work station.


For @Becky 's birthday, our 5yo wanted to make a custom PvZ mod where everything is rainbows.

So our first attempt all the work we did got eaten because the game didn't like the files. So we redid it, and then had to test.

And my son is being a proper game dev, having all his work ruined and needing to fix it

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@silverwizard it was such a thoughtful gift!! I love rainbows!


Trying to put my 5yo to bed and he said "Does the solar system that Arda is in have a planet called Middle Mars?"
@thanos cosmatos Don't worry - we got there. He's being read The Hobbit and he needs pretty deep backstory to stop his intrusive thoughts - but Tolkien has my back.


The greedflation crisis is so bad, getting the fanciest cheese I can at the specialty cheese store is *cheaper* than buying brie at the grocery store

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I wonder if Tim Pool will have to give back his Russian propaganda funded skatepark

This is a sentence I just idly thought, this is a glimpse into madness



I made Pumpkin Spice Chocolate Chip cookies with my 3yo - and that was a mistake. Now I just want to eat those all day.


Thinking about Bandcamp and incentives.

So I just bought music from https://derinaharveyband.bandcamp.com/album/waves-of-home and you should too. You should buy it all and leave a tip. But, let's talk incentives.

So I want to buy Derina's music, because (he way she sings makes me want to scream, weep, join the chorus, and somehow fly. And if she releases a new anything, I want to know one second after, if not early enough I can preorder.

But I don't buy a lot of music, I have extensive ear damage and most music falls flat for me. So I don't care about much other music.

Derina Harvey Band doesn't care what music I buy, as long as I buy theirs (they are probably good people and hope I support their community though, back there in a second).

So Derina Harvey Band and I have a relationship (I want to give them money), but they want to make more, so they use Bandcamp for discoverability. I found their bandcamp before I found their website! So bandcamp is good! It fascilitated a relationship, and I get to hear about the sea.

But now Bandcamp wants to spam me about not-Derina-Harvey, they want me to learn about Nathan Evans or whoever, bands I really don't want to engage with, since I might buy their music. And this has lead me to turn off all communications from Bandcamp. This means I miss when bands I like release music.

So, because there's a broker (platform) who is going to meditate my relationship with Derina Harvey Band, I am going to lose out. Bandcamp turned a new fan into a new customer, but made it harder for a customer to stay a customer.

And, I want to be clear here, there was not even regular Enshittifiation. It's bandcamp Friday, I sent the band slightly over full price for all their albums and they're probably getting, as cash, the full price of all their albums, the platform took nothing. But they band also doesn't have a POSSE style setup, I need to use a platform to learn about tours and releases, and I don't.

I dunno, this is just a tragic story, there's no lesson we don't all know, and there's no solution that isn't to tell a band to manage their own mailing list. The obvious solution is to create a platform that isn't evil, but even then, I don't think that's possible because of all this.

Abolish capitalism so I can revel in a shanty about how capitalism ruins sailing.

Bandcamp won't let you, but one "PaweΕ‚ Grzybek" has set this service up based on another. It's limited to 100,000 daily requests, so he requests people don't hammer it too much.

https://pawelgrzybek.com/generate-rss-feed-for-bandcamp-artists-using-deno-deploy

I guess that means you can't get notified the very second another album comes out, but I bet once per day wouldn't strain PaweΕ‚'s limits too much.



Phlogging the paper tape

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