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It is just me or is NextCloud always super fucking slow no matter what?

#NextCloud

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silverwizard

Ok good

No matter the cores or ram I throw at it, it seems to suck



I am so tired my eyeballs hurt, and I thought I'd caught up on this year

Apparently, no?

Damnit?!

Don't become a father just months before a deadly global pandemic!



I have multiple working pages and CSS for my statically linked website working

Soon my terrible idea will bear fruit

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silverwizard
Yeah, basically a makefile that runs markdown on the file, makes HTML, then objcopies the html and images into a rust file, and then populates the valid pages header with the list.
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so firstly - right now it's just me doing:

pub static {
 index: &str = "<html>...
</html>"};

The next step is all the objcopy shit - mostly because I don't have a sense of how to do what I want to do in rust yet, since I've probably written a total of like... 2 hours of rust.

And right now the code just sits on my laptop, sorry. I'll probably open it once it's in a reasonably acceptable place.


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🙏may your home projects all require just the one trip to the hardware store🙏

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started writing rust in order to be the actual worst - and... I'm having fun

Damnit

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Oh. I'm at it for a few weeks now, some evenings. Definitely a steep learning curve and a reminder of how much, for me, programming is about being familiar with a language and not constantly having to look up basic syntax...

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Paying a sysadmin by the hour is like a reverse swear jar
Put in a buck and they get one more swear word into their rant

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Can you seriously replicate indexes but not analyzers in OpenSearch?! WTF?! What's even the point?!


Fuck - random file got truncated in my friendica config and completely trashed it last night. Queues going a little berzerk this morning
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@silverwizard Living on the edge of the develop branch, huh?

The weird thing isn't that it was truncated, but that it wasn't filled with the actual node configuration values.

Were you able to restore it?

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I... uh.... made a bad choice a while ago and never got back on the release train

I just filled in the final values, closed the file, and things started working .... uh... hopefully?




Who called it a citrus battery and not a lemon current muffin?

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"When It Comes to Twitter, Mainstream News Outlets Should Take a Cue From Fox News. Seriously."

Must-read piece from @parkermolloy about how news outlets have bowed down to Elon Musk's tyranny instead of using their considerable power to push back against his war on journalism.

As Molloy points out, Fox once stopped tweeting for 16 months in protest. Of course, as an information warfare outlet, Fox understands how this stuff works! Legit news outlets must learn...

readtpa.com/p/take-a-twitter-l…

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Roku's Basilisk is an AI that will torture a future copy of you if you don't watch enough TV


@Spencer how do I get an android core set for two people?

I am thinking of trying it

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Sounds good. If you want to stay on top of things, we've got a Fediverse presence: @Null Signal Games . We'll make a lot of noise when the remaster is live!
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@Spencer @Null Signal Games cool - thanks - I was reminded about it in the non+
-profit games thread, and now that I have enough money to make mistakes, let's spend that money on people doing cool shit!


I hate how Substack just got to reinvent the blog and call it a newsletter and pretend it's not just a blog


This is why I don't use IDEs
I type some stuff, realize that JSON wants the thing to be a string, so I add a " to the end of the line. The IDE adds two "s instead of one.
I notice after I go back to the beginning of the line, and have added a " at the beginning of the string.

Fine.

I go to the end of the line, and I remove a "

I run the thing

Turns out the IDE removed both "s

Because fuck you

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@Jonathan Lamothe I'm a "does less fancy shit" type - but mksh on Linux and oksh on MacOS, and of course, ksh on OpenBSD is my ideal shell
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@Jonathan Lamothe Yeah - mksh, nvi, and so on.
I'm currently considering using edbrowse but too busy to onboard a new simple tool


Thinking about a tabletop RPG licenses CC-BY-ND, imagine how fucking bonkers that would be!

You can give away the book, and make supplements, just not use verbatim text *if and only if* it's in a supplement.

It would be so good. It would be literally worth it to just... bundle the entire game *as an appendix* for each 3rd party supplement



Trying to figure out how something works, and I dig into my email for instructions, I find them and I say "What the fuck have I done" out loud
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To be clear - the project was *my* idea, my plan, and my execution


Everyone who asks me about ChatGPT gets the response "I do not use projects made by people who want to eat the blood of children".

And uh - I feel like no one knows about Ambrosia

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@silverwizard @nora tindall is 🏳️‍⚧️ I'm reading that the Ambrosia startup was founded without Thiel's involvement and it somehow makes it even worse?


Character FoRKing Child Rearing to convince a nascent Volcano god to not explode everywhere

#BurningWheel





"Daddy I'm afraid of ghosts!"
"Well, some people think ghosts are electromagnetic phenomenon, so you could use other em waves to beat them, like a photon, do you have a device that shoots photons?"
"I can't find my flashlight, can I use my crane?!"
"Yeah, your crane has a magnet in it, so it disrupts emfs, which is Electromagnetic Fields, and magnets change those!"

Am I a bad dad or a wizard dad?

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@Allen Stenhaus

This is 100% correct - I respect the dad hustle!

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@Jonathan Lamothe He's 3, gotta make sure he's learning *something*

He has a book that blinks LEDs via a light sensor, and we've done some mirror experiments and stuff to explain that light must be real




D&D streams this year:
Brands have been omitted to protect a company from profits
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Fuck

I just realized that WoTC did this right before releasing a D&D movie

Idiots


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I was just fired. If you know someone hiring staff level software engineers, preferably in a #sre, #devops, or #PlatformEngineering space, I'd love to talk.

I'm looking for US remote positions, fwiw. And I can refer some really excellent engineers at all experience levels.

Edit: thank you for the boosts. I've been interviewing and I may have offers soon. I'll follow up on leads if I need to extend my search.

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I wish I had something to recommend but my employer is pushing Return To Office this year. =U
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Honestly, I should thank my old CTO for ambushing the department with his ridiculous quarterly roadmap bullshit. It means I spent all week having 1:1s with my fellow engineers to make sure I understood their priorities, instead of doing something useless like programming.


It's funny, just the other day someone was smugly being like "Nah man, spying doesn't matter. Microsoft already key logs you", and yet, today, Microsoft finally decided (correctly) to mark all of their own software as a trojan.

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The most annoying thing about the current "wizards of the coast is evil" debacle is that this like.... like... uh... our third rodeo? This century? Just from Dungeons and Dragons?
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Sorry, I'm trying to make the larger point.
There's a company called USAopoly that just... makes knockoff Monopoly, because Parker Brothers owns the pictures of a train and the free parking picture, not the rules of Monopoly.

The main thrust of this is basically, "Wizards barely owns shit, and they're throwing a fuck of a fit over how they wanna get paid more"

I think we're saying the same thing but not quite getting it, I dunno. It's when you say "Public Domain" which this isn't even, this is freer than that.

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OK - sure - yes - everyone should be not playing D&D - that has been the case since TSR.


I wish modern RPG books came bundled with a Quick start PDF if one was already made, just to be able to be like "here, make a character"
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I also bought a half dozen copies of Fate Accelerated when it came out - something to give everyone - but Fate also has a *wonderful* character creation engine for letting people do the work quickly.

Also - Fate is also definitely a gold standard for that.

Unrelatedly: I think that SRDs are layed out for referencing a known system - I want a document for onboarding a player who is making a character after a GM has already sold them on the game.


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i wish fewer people used chrome. the google monopoly is so bad

i don't get how this happened. it's not even like, wildly good. it's far more a memory hog than i've ever seen firefox be. and after a hundred releases or something it still can't even handle having more than a few tabs open

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In the very early days, chrome became popular for being light and fast. The reason? Firefox had extensions and chrome didn't. Then computers became faster and chrome added extensions also.

At least that's how I remember it happening.

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It's all about "the browser as platform". People are using their browsers constantly to run applications, not just view documents (or even interact with them). That itself arguably goes back to the use of Java circa 2000 for styling effects before CSS was widely adopted, but that's a question for another day. With how much browsing has become "Facebook" or "Twitter", and how much people use smartphones and dedicated "apps" for that, the browser has taken on a radically different role.

Anyway, there's an overwhelming number of people using Google's Web applications specifically. And
Google devs ONLY test against Chrome. When they don't get the behavior they want, they submit a feature request and get it changed. So before long, if you use Gmail or Google Docs or whatever, as so many do, you MUST use it under Chrome because it doesn't behave in an open-specifications manner.

Much the same goes for YouTube, although they've been trying to push people into the app there too, even on desktop, which is fascinating.

It's a bad situation. Market dominance has consequences, kids!


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pronavigator.ai/careers

apparently they aren't posted yet - but we're looking for a Director of Development and a Senior Developer

We do NLP and search on large piles of documents. Mostly trying to make the gross badly organized SharePoint everyone be accessible and usable to a person on a phone trying to answer an annoyed person's questions

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Kicked over to XMPP


Can someone make an instance for all the Animals Daily and Hourly Animals accounts so I can fediblock it?


Trying to replace work slack with DeltaChat to piss everyone off


Making git less elegant would make git less painful to use

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Am I doing this meme right?

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Kubernetes is the worst thing that ever happened to docker

Docker is the worst thing to ever happen to LXC

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lxc is the worst thing that happened to plan9 process namespaces.
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I thought Solaris Zones were first?

And a fat layer on top of chroot is kinda valuable

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i'm far from an expert on this but wikipedia claims solaris containers/zones were circa 2005. i also kinda remember hearing about them at the time. rfork and plan9 namespaces predated me by far and according to this (doc.cat-v.org/plan_9/4th_editi…) they were published around 1993. :). of course the scope of isolation that they offer is different. and you can argue that solaris was a "production system". Plan9 just seems to have tried to address the problem in its design.
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I don't have the lack of headache required to separate these Plan9 namespaces from a good ol' 1979 chroot and then the later intro of zones
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@silverwizard oh gosh I understand this and now even a significant part of the responses (but not all!) 😶😶😶
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@Becky @silverwizard I understand even less, which is a compliment to Sean's teaching abilities.
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@firefly_lightning I dunno what LXC is so I'm gonna be here looking impressed :flan_ooh:
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LXC is just the linux container thing - it's a thing docker wraps

Basically LXC is jails to docker's iocage if you know what that is (you being a BSD person instead of a Linux person I assume the different knowledge base is there, but I dunno)

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I've had a jails lesson... but container-y things are not anything I get to play with :flan_laugh: ​ duckduck set me right. Sounds like you two have been having fun, that's cool stuff to learn about!
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@pamela@silverwizard @pamela I thought lxc was purely userspace stuff? don't it and nspawn and docker and etc directly use the various kernel features under the hood?
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@silverwizard @pamela :flan_butterfly: @Neko McCatface v2023 :verified::makemeneko: I've only just kind of decided I want to learn more but I keep asking questions like "how does wifi work" and then we end up talking for like 3hrs.... and I keep doing that... it has been fun tho, and hopefully I'll actually know some stuff soon. I'm appreciative I get this chance to learn...
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@firefly_lightning @roboneko@bae.st @silverwizard that's what Kurt and I did! He's especially great at walking through how stuff developed over time. Such an excellent way to learn, hearing how stuff works combined with the bits that the other person finds interesting and wants to share
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@pamela :flan_butterfly: @silverwizard oh, that's awesome! In your posts you seem to know a lot too, and it's cool to see someone else who has done the same thing as we're starting to do xD


Ug - if anyone is looking for VP of Engineering role or a Senior Python/JS Dev role - let me know - I want to replace my manager (and a major peer) with someone I trust

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1) No idea what that unicode tombstone is
2) Don't know what to call "a person I work with a lot"
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@silverwizard It's a saluting emoji: emojipedia.org/saluting-face/

It's a joke I learned in How I Met Your Mother, every time someone uses either "major" or "general" you salute while repeating the hypothetical officer name.

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@Liwott Are you supposed to salute Privates? Or more like a general "Thank you for your service, Private Property".
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@Hypolite Petovan In HIMYM they do at least one with "private" (private joke, I think), and now that you mention it maybe someone replies that one does not salute a private
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I use Discord as a concession to group chats for those that refuse to use XMPP or Delta Chat

I use Slack because work and it's not really my choice

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Oh, they can refuse to use DeltaChat by just... not using DeltaChat and only doing email - and me not wanting to be a jerk - since DeltaChat does a lot of things like "sending Message Read notifs" and stuff, which is real bad.

But also - my sister isn't using it so she just gets spammed by my family group chat and keeps up via email. But DeltaChat is kinda too feature creeped to be a good experience out-of-app


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Been seeing a lot about #ChatGPT lately and got my first question at the library this week from someone who was looking for a book that the bot had recommended. They couldn't find it in our catalog. Turns out that ALL the books that ChatGPT had recommended for their topic were non-existent. Just real authors and fake titles cobbled together. And apparently this is known behavior. 😮
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And people are talking about using it as a research assistant (admittedly, I'm one of them, envisioning ChatGPT as some kind of personal assistant in the future)

Doesn't sound like it's remotely close to being ready for that task!

Thanks for sharing this. It's good to have real-world stories like this.

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