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Come into work after a week's vacation. Find a message from myself:
"Terraform is completely broken. redis subnets are b0rked in production"

I curse the person who setup our redis and immediately begin to ask the musical question "Can we make a change to our environment without destroying and replacing it"

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@Rivetgeek Was it at least from someone else? Or nope - just plain ol' "Sounds like a job for post-vacation me"?
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@Rivetgeek Oh I love giving tasks to "once we get all the shit fixed"

Since - you know - that's the far off future where it will never happen



Hey #zfs people

if I have a pool I want to view when I can't mount it - any way to view files? (Read only root so mountpoints can't create)

#ZFS

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in reply to silverwizard

can you creat a ramdisk and mount that somewhere, then create the required hierarchy in the mounted ramdisk fs? Or maybe mounting a tmpfs filesystem is an option.
in reply to Mike Gerdts

@Mike Gerdts That... is the right idea, if I can find a mount

I feel like this is probably freebsd inside baseball though



Setup a solar irrigation system off a new rain barrel so that my son can do some plant automation (watched a kids show about farm robots)

Started moving from a bank to a credit union (got accounts - just need to slowly fill them)

Made a tiramisu

Damn good birthday

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@Troy the Gardener yeah - my parents gave me the pump for my birthday but they seem, reasonably, priced


Merry #BSDCan Go Home Day to all who celebrate

I masked aggressively enough to lack a hangover today, so there's that, but I still forced people to try to talk to me to fix documentation



Sitting in a coffee shop in Ottawa, I'm hearing "D&D" from the next table over, but I think they're actually talking about DND.


Thing I said today: "If I don't like it, I'll tell everybody I know that I hated it and they should read it so they can agree with me that it's terrible."
(I'm sure all the #BSDCan people will know exactly who I said it to and approximately about what.)


Here comes the ice man
He's trying to freeze the crew
He's not a nice man
His touch will turn you blue

youtube.com/watch?v=uLnCKBYRBj…



I should start a hosted email service in order to more easily get my own email delivered better



Apparently I can't report someone who is using Mastodon, because I am not using Mastodon.

I can't even just go over to their mastodon page and report them.

Reporting logistics is hard - but there's gotta be a better way

in reply to Hypolite Petovan

@Hypolite Petovan @Jonathan Lamothe I feel like this is more a mastodon problem
If I go to your Friendica instance, I see my own login and stuff and can do basic interactions


I wish the software industry wasn't just such fucking *marks*.

It feels like we as a culture are just basically idiots with no attention span or no sense of history.

"This very good company amazon has hosting for us, I bet that's not trying to replicate the Cisco model where they sell you a billion courses and you get locked in forever fucking your career"

"I bet this Peter Thiel fellow is really good and this generation's AI hype is probably different than the last four. I do know that Palantir and Paypal are renowned for how friendly and usable they are"



What are the obvious and easy replacements for Miro? I'm sure they exist - Miro just is a product designed for destroying CPUs AFAICT


In exactly seven days, I expect to be somewhere in the neighbourhood of Smiths Falls, on a train on the way to #BSDCan.


an open source mystery show called Scooby Gnu where everything is Linux when unmasked

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How do you tell a sales person "you are unselling me - tell me a price and shut up"

They just - are managing to make me less excited as time goes on - because I know they are *saying* things wrong. I've *used* the product before.

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in reply to silverwizard

Oh, that IS the worst.

"It's new and better now!"

"Well, I'll agree on the first part."



GPT4 for video game NPCs is going to be a nightmare. Just imagine having only flat characters and no ability to trust that quests and hints are real >.<
in reply to silverwizard

That was one of the problems that occurred to me when I read about a Skyrim mod using ChatGPT.

One of the things that astonishes me about this imminent disaster is that people seem oblivious that the main virtue of computing is getting definite answers to specific questions; LLMs will make computers completely useless for their primary purpose.

ign.com/articles/skyrim-mod-us…

in reply to FoolishOwl

Yeah exactly! It feels like we're going into this with the weirdest blindness
It's not that we can't see it it's that some people just like bad things.


@Greg Stolze So I played Bring Me The Head Of The Comte De Sainte Germaine over the last 1.5 months (one session every other thursday).

And CloisonnΓ© basically decided to smash her Subaru into Mother Apocolypse in order to protect Joy from her mother, and no one is sure what to do with these emotions.

This is your fault and I think we all love you for it! Thanks so much - that was really good (and for two players a very Feet First intro to UA)

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A coworker asked about keyboards - and then someone else told them to ask me.
I accidentally just wrote a page of text....


My son will randomly decide he wants to make things. And basically has no conception that he can't make things and that's really exciting.

He also made a train out of playdough, and then made a little mini-motor like he'd seen in toys, and opened the playdough train, put the playdough motor in, and said it could go by itself.

Just so proud of how much I've let him understand making.



Just remembering all the Old Days of Good Social Media people are telling me about en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klout
in reply to silverwizard

We don't talk about the Old Days of Shitty Social Media much, do we?
in reply to Allan Haverholm

@Allan Haverholm We should always remember the Phaedrus Lesson

The past is always a perfect time - and the good part of it is often a quirk of memory, yeah



Tech companies use Timeboxes as a way to make investigations way harder so much of the time
in reply to silverwizard

@silverwizard It's funny how there has always been a stigma to be working in the tech department of an established business, as if it was impure.


Listen, I agree with you, but it's a contract with someone and it's flagging my "talk to an attorney" senses. I wont tell you you're right, because it's flagging my "talk to an attorney" senses.


BlueSky is gonna make me defederate .social just to get rid of the "fediverse is bad" takes
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@secretspecter I'd really rather not do it - I should check the contacts table to make sure that I am not affecting more than me...
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@secretspecter My instance used to be a single user vanity instance, but now there's 6 people on it - which is far too many


I suddenly pulled from my memory a conservative making a case for Conservative Freeganism and Dumpstering to me in uni

it ... was coherent and good - but looking back 17 years later - holy shit, I want that back

in reply to silverwizard

Basically it boiled down to
1) Freegansim will allow you to feed people for cheap, and taxes are bad, so if you can feed people with social discards you don't need to raise taxes
2) Feeding yourself for free is an important part of Pulling Yourself Up By Your Bootstaps

And like - sure - the premises are bad - but the actual stuff is... fine?



Welp - my 1yo has learned the fine art of trickery
He's standing at the top of the stairs screaming "Coffee daddy! Coffee!"

He wants me to come upstairs from WFHing




When your dungeon begins with a Sphere of Annihilation they call that an antichamber

in reply to silverwizard

@silverwizard For me it's more like "my local data landfill".
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in reply to Hypolite Petovan

@Hypolite Petovan I definitely manage the local auths, the servers, and the DNS. But eveything inside the lines I draw are wild and free



The best thing a website can give me is a "session has expired" popup - but before I logged in

Good job



Thinking about running #DeltaGreen in #UnknownArmies instead of Call of Cthulhu - completely normal secret agents trying to deal with that bullshit



FUCK FUCK FUCK FCUK FCUKFCUFKFCUFKCUFKCUFKCUFKCUFCKUFCK

I just saw someone talk about their mechanized X-card for the Cipher game Flesh Pit

They were like "you can spend an XP and the scene is over" and explicitly called this out as their version of the X-card

GROSSGROSSGROSSGROSS BLAHBLAH FUCKING FUCK



People making fun of babies for liking peekaboo 🀝 people misapplying their theory of mind and losing reverse-peekaboo to ChatGPT
in reply to silverwizard

Not trying to be mean

Both you and the baby aren't stupid (if you do this), theory of mind is literally empathy so if you misunderstand chatgpt as human-like, that's probably because empathy.

But if you make fun of babies I will cut you



Anyone else considered running Postfix from an android phone? Specifically incoming

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in reply to Resuna

@Resuna Man - I've not used qmail in a decade and never want to again

I've been OpenSMTPd enlightened but I bet I can get postfix to do something stupid more easily

in reply to silverwizard

About 5 years for me.

github.com/resuna/amber




So I use castget gratuitously to the point of madness. But my biggest problem with it is that sometimes people completely garbage out their RSS feed and it detects as all new.

This isn't CastGet's fault - and this isn't a complaint.

I just downloaded The Exploding Helicopter Podcast to the start of history and am sad



A knight is, at their core, a student, a lifelong learner undergoing a journey of many phases, however it isn't until they achieve a certain understanding of gallantry that they can take the final step to knighthood

This final act of knighthood is formally known as the Dub Step

in reply to silverwizard

If you achieve the Dub Step you can start a House

Wizards don't follow that process they need to enter a Trance

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