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Federated SomethingAwful where whenever you follow a thread on another instance you need to pay the admin ten bucks


The worst part of testing the new "Delete everything associated with this account" script for the first time with prod data is that if it fucks up, there goes the prod data.

I tested it a whole bunch in staging and a dev environment though?

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Fediverse instance that picks and chooses who it talks to, so only certain people can see its posts, everyone else can't see it, hosted at Polka.Ru

#TVOkids

in reply to Kicou

You might not have Polkaroo deep in your veins since you're not an Ontario kid and your kids are younger than Polka Dot Door
in reply to silverwizard

My kids don't even know what TVO is. They grew up without cable and commercial breaks.
in reply to Kicou

I also grew up without cable - but uh - OTA TV ;)

Shæ has seen Polkadot Shorts on youtube and therefore kinda knows TVO Kids. And knows Polkaroo from his later days after he learned to speak.

in reply to silverwizard

Do - Polkadot Door was a #TVOKids original for mostly toddlers and it had a budget of approximately "Anything you brought to work with you" and so had ~4 actors, probably 3.

And two were not in costumes all day, and one was. But uh... Polkaroo (the polka dotted green kangaroo that was the show's mascot) needed an actor. So literally the male host would dress in the costume, show up, do the scene with the female host, and then leave, then walk back on without costume and be like "Polkaroo was here?! I missed him again?!"





On the left hand side of our home page is a pull down menu of the 180+ publishers whose products we carry, and clicking the logo on their publisher page will take you to their website, where they should have links to places you can find them.

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This weekend I invented a thing, that probably dozens of people have invented

Step 1) Make bread dough
Step 2) proof the dough
Step 3) take a slice of cheese and cut into 3 pieces
Step 4) wrap a little bit of dough around the cheese
Step 5) cook ~20 minutes on ~350F

Becky calls them Cheese Volcano rolls



Ok - everyone - calm down
Mastodon DMs are more secure than twitter DMs.

Also - having a direct message functionality is useful.

If you are so scared of your admin please contact me at silverwizard@convenient.email and I'll help you find an abandoned bomb shelter to live in surrounded by MREs and you can curl up in the fetal position and weep without needing to pollute conversations with people who know the words "threat model".

in reply to silverwizard

Sorry, I'm in a bad mood, and I've seen multiple people suggest removing mastodon's DM functionality *today*.

Friendica's DM functionality is, of course, perfect and has no problems



grep: memory exhausted

Great - glad to find out that we only have a few files



Accidentally tarpitted prof's office hours by asking a question about one of the assignment problems. Turns out the obvious approach gives a non-physical result and he can't figure out why.

This sort of thing just follows me around, I'm not trying to cause trouble, I swear.

in reply to Dave

I am curious what a non-physical even means in this context?
in reply to silverwizard

Does not follow the laws of physics. In this case, the electric field has a nonzero curl even though there are no changing magnetic fields, which violates Maxwell's Equations.

(If any physics nerds want details, I can give a description of the problem and why the result is non-physical, but I'll hold off on that until somebody asks.)

in reply to silverwizard

Different body of work. The daemons prefer the habitat on the thermodynamics side, this is E&M.
in reply to Dave

Based on what the prof said today, it sounds like I accidentally tarpitted his whole day, not just office hours.

In summary: The answer key for the textbook he got it out of has the naive, non-physical solution. He and the TA got far enough to confidently say that the correct solution is absolutely not an undergrad E&M problem.



How does Subnautica not have a mod where everyone in the game is Adrienne Barbeau?!


Thinking about my middle name, which I passed on to both my kids, since my partner passed on his last name... but it feels really perfect that I have this middle name which can be passed on, used as a backup name or primary or placeholder name if my kids ever decide they hate their (more gendered) first name. I love that it kind of works in all these ways (plus it can make your first name an adverb for better or worse)

My middle name is Leigh




Cw covid19, isolation and other associated costs

The isolation that comes with the pandemic at this point in time is unlike the times before it. I'm not enough to support my partner on my own and vice versa. We're both feeling dejected and trying our best but anyone who might have been safe before to let in our group no longer is, because they've all decided that covid might not be that bad



How did it get so late and why am I so resistant to the idea of laying in bed to sleep where I'm alone with myself to ruminate on my stress points?

(I think this is what kept me up all night in high school)



I did some #Art tonight, and while I feel like I'm no professional, I still like sharing

Dabs of paint in different colours with two flowers and a bird drawn overtop

#art
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Becky
Thanks ❤️


Teaching my 3yo about computer game design so that next time he bites his tongue I can say that Kissing It Better has an area of effect


With amazon stock cratering, it feels like the time to reconsider being on #AWS
#aws

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silverwizard
I will accept the Forever Ago but with sideeye from my 2017 account


IPv6 is anarchist because DHCP leases whereas in IPv6 you do neighbour discovery

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silverwizard

DHCPv6 does exist, and honestly, it is just that

There's actual differences but they are incredibly minor





I'm now dj3vande@convenient.email on the network named after pleistocene megafauna. If things are configured correctly, things I say there should still show up on twitter and things from twitter should land where I can see them.

(Nitter addon enabled: Twitter links via https://nitter.net)



If I want to build a modern day pager - is there a scene doing this?

I just want a 8 character LCD and a cellular modem. Give it some SMSes or whatever.

in reply to Paul Timmins

Ug - I'm going to need to get a HAM license or else I'm going to accidentally commit a crime, wont I?
in reply to silverwizard

pretty much, there’s a reason the population of hams is a weird mix of old guys and engineers and hackers 😅


Some posts recently made me realize not all who are new here know this.

It is important that you're on an instance where you feel you can trust your instance provider to make the right calls for you, especially around blocking other instances. If you don’t trust the admin of the instance you're on, then you should move somewhere else, be that to a smaller instance where you can more easily communicate with the admin or a larger instance where it's less personal and might feel better for whatever reason

As a reminder, you have to trust someone somewhere in the line for social media to work. So please don't come at me saying "trust is a valuable resource I'm keeping to myself". If you'd rather use Twitter, you're putting your trust in their admins all the same



Midterm 1 marks are out. If I get a weighted average mark not less than 25.4% on coursework for the rest of the term, I get to graduate on the Dean's Honour List.


I need to get in my head that Discord is MSN Messenger and break that dislike I think
in reply to silverwizard

dude don't do that it's non-free software. Use something better like element for matrix or something that uses XMPP like OpenFire
in reply to GNU Too

I have been on XMPP continuously since 2004.

I have setup XMPP servers for organizations and companies

I have built XMPP tooling and clients

I also have friends and communities who want to exclusive on Discord

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silverwizard
Yeah, central moderation seems dumb as hell


CW: male gaze

I was just thinking about how much I've struggled to find my personal style because my whole life I've been running away from the male gaze. Not because anything happened, but being demi and not really very interested in being viewed from that kind of perspective has made me stressed to wear anything that wasn't thrown together without any thought. In theory, I want to like what I wear and how I look but the idea of drawing any kind of attention to myself, especially male attention, has driven me to this point where only now am I figuring out what I like to look like for myself...

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When discussing CWs please understand Mastodon is not the only fediverse project, and different projects have different philosophies and UI around CWs

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silverwizard

I mean ActivityPub was created to replace OStatus and import good ideas from Mastodon, partially because it has good ideas.

But yeah, I can't find the spot in the activitypub spec, but I recall there being other ways to do it.

I know I tried to use post title as CW and it didn't work and I need to use the Abstract tag to make a CW and I don't fully get it.

But yeah, it's not that Mastodon is the Evil Empire crushing us, it's just that it has weird norms and can be aggressive about enforcing things to conform to its client, but its programmer doesn't conform to the server model.

One of my worst days on here was when I boosted a private status because Mastodon makes Locked accounts not transmit followers-only statuses, so on my client I just saw it as a regular status with no markings making it private.



I have bought 3 things from Amazon this decade (I got a gift card), and 1 of them was a cheap fake. Imagine thinking Amazon a functioning storefront.
in reply to silverwizard

It's still possible to get good stuff from Amazon, but with third-party sellers there is a lot of crap on there. I got completely scammed once (a third-party seller put up a product I wanted, I and others bought it, no product ever shipped) - fortunately Amazon shut down the site and refunded everyone, but you'd think the biggest corporation on earth could figure out how to gatekeep vendors so stuff like that doesn't happen to begin with. Don't buy anything that isn't rated, and even if something *is* highly rated, that doesn't always mean anything. What a mess.
in reply to CJ the Awkward Lefty

I mean - there's also the fact that Amazon doesn't differentiate between real and fakes.

The Amazon scam still works where you send a few fakes to amazon to sell, and then ask for the fake ones back, and get back real ones.i

And I mean - if it's up to me to spot scams - seems bad?

in reply to silverwizard

It's not even just third-party sellers, though Amazon definitely should screen those a lot better than they're doing. Even people ordering from Amazon itself have received fake crap or illegal copies of books. Possibly because it was in Amazon's warehouse and they blindly assumed it was the same as the real thing and therefore shipped it as one of their own.

Amazon's inability to prevent itself from selling counterfeit goods should have been its downfall. I mean, isn't that a crime? How does this not hurt Amazon? It's equally hard to believe that Amazon would have no control over what's in their warehouses. They're just intentionally sloppy in order to cut costs. This should have consequences. It would have consequences for anyone else.



Any #Audiobook lovers have any good recommendations for a #Fantasy (including and even ideally YA fantasy) book I could listen to that would be okay to be overheard by a toddler? I just finished The Wee Free Men for the second time but I think my copy of First Test by Tamora Pierce might not be exactly what I'm looking for when around the littles


Sorry, your right to vote Republican has been privatized
If you want to vote Republican you now need to pay me $30 per vote

Voting is not a natural monopoly and this will lead to increased competition and innovation in the voting Republican space

I call on the democrats to also agree that you should give me $30 before voting for them since private monopolies are great and definitely don't stifle competition

in reply to silverwizard

Sorry, I was listening to a thing about Thatcher but felt I needed to commemorate the US election
in reply to silverwizard

don't worry they change which party they do this for each election cycle to maintain the illusion of freedom.


I never felt sexism play a role in my life so strongly as when I became a parent

in reply to silverwizard

fired up a debian 11 VM in proxmox and followed the install instructions from an iphone 14 max pro, lol
in reply to Paul Timmins

Damn - the exact correct amount of hardcore! My instance is one of the few services I have on an external VM still and not hosting on bhyve


I lucid dreamed once. It was a nightmare and I, of course, thought "oh, I can control this! I can make anything happen..... oh no, what if we're suddenly driving up a giant hill" and poof, a whole lot of giant hills were formed.

Yes, my in dream nemesis is driving up a giant hill. For some reason I have nightmares about them and so dream me is always afraid of them



Twitter is a medium for socializing
The Fediverse is several media for socializing

Twitter isn't social media, but the Fediverse is

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silverwizard

No no - anti-social *medium*

Facebook and Twitter are anti-social *media*

Media is a plural damnit



My son trying to eat chips* and eating one then trying to shove the next in my mouth, and only eating the chip when I say "Rowan's mouth"

*dried veggies to be clear to my mom

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silverwizard
I have a deep abiding hatred of Discord
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silverwizard
That makes sense, Minecraft youtubers (and most YouTubers) seem to hang out there
My friend Travis does that a lot, but I hate it at a deep technical level


Automated email from the Registrar's Office confirming that they've received my application to graduate. I think that's the last paperwork I _need_ to do to get the degree (but I still have to decide whether to walk across the stage in June to collect it or just have them mail it to me).


My keyboard currently is in week 1 of my new keyboard being in Pre-Shipment as it's tracking status

Tomorrow it enters week 2

in reply to CJ the Awkward Lefty

No! It's a custom keyboard from a custom keyboard company! It's super frustrating! I paid extra for expedited shipping but that needs to have the board actually get to USPS!
in reply to silverwizard

Dang, I feel your frustration! That's happened to me with costume companies before but they give me an estimated ship date when I order, and I imagine that if anything, making 20 costumes from scratch should take longer than assembling a keyboard, custom or not.
in reply to CJ the Awkward Lefty

Well I understood waiting for it to be made! That makes sense!

But it's listed as done and shipped!

in reply to silverwizard

A shipping label has been prepared for your item at 11:32 pm on November 1, 2022 in FREMONT, CA 94538. This does not indicate receipt by the USPS or the actual mailing date.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuu



Planning a scavenger hunt with the kids this morning with some treasure chests I found at the dollar store

I have 4 chests (1 bigger then the rest to end it off) and I drew a picture to point my kids in the right direction

This is the first pic I drew to start them off

Hand drawn rough image of a house with a deck with the words: Outside on the deck

My kids can't read yet, but I still wanted it explained in words to get them thinking about these things



I have the knowledge of a definition of a generic server from @silverwizard and I don’t know what to do with it
in reply to silverwizard

Other people: "what is this magic? I don’t get servers"
Me: "Oh uh, I can explain it badly to you in about 1 minute, but you'll never be the same"
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silverwizard

The internet works because it's a fairly stable underlying protocol suite and a solid foundation

and then a terrible Web

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I'm really interested in learning how to use music software. I've tried a bit on my own, and I'm really useless at it, but if anyone knows a patreon or people who actually teach these kind of skills, please let me know because I am possibly quite interested

Thinking on this post @silverwizard looking for someone to make sea shanties and so I've got music on my mind

in reply to silverwizard

Your mixer likely will work as an interface if the USB lets you connect to a computer. DAWs come in all price ranges and configurations. If you are a student or teacher there are big discounts. For example Protools studio is $99 if you are a student. If you have a Mac, you probably already have Garage Band for free. Logic Pro also is Mac oriented but costs a couple of hundred dollars. Once you get a DAW, I am more than happy to give you a quick tutorial.
in reply to bmarr

I really appreciate that offer, and I might actually take you up on it. It's incredibly kind ❤️, I just need to figure out what we have/can get. Thank you tho! Truly!!