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Programmers would do anything to be on the Enterprise but anything to avoid being in an enterprise



Bah, it's 5:30 am and I just awoke from a nightmare that my backups had failed

At least I am consistently me



Does anyone remember GMail Drive? The thing before Google Drive?

I remember it was harvesting passwords but can't find a source on that

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in reply to silverwizard

nope... And I've been using Gmail nearly as long as it has existed...


Coworker is trying to fix a problem by reverting a git commit and having issues

I respond "If you want me to talk to you about directed acyclic graphs for half an hour at some point I can"



Every time I need to use Miro for work I cringe because I know nothing will work and that sucks


Trying to setup some stupid Amazon web portal thing - and it's... a joke.

They want me to have a massive network setup - but there's no feedback about how things are setup. And - I mean, I have the gateway connected to the gateway and then a route connected to the gateway? That seems correct?

So I go and hit my home address from the portal, and I see a burst of activity in my logs, followed by nothing, because traffic is getting to the right spot but then Amazon is ignoring that.

in reply to silverwizard

If you say the words return traffic routing to me - I will cut you.

Ok, maybe not, just...



I wish Slack allowed me to schedule posts for like 9:15 or whatever in one click.

0900 is a terrible time for scheduled posts, neither of us are done coffees.



Ok, now I see a bunch of Fedi people signing up for accounts on Threads...

I
...

Uh


....

Do they understand they have Threads compatible accounts?

"No! I wont defederate from Meta, instead I will abandon the lack of ads and get some free ads"



Remember - when you get an AI image captcha - you can usually make a few mistakes without penalty - make sure to do that
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@David. Not Dave. 🏳️‍🌈 Well now it's weird AI generated art instead of self driving car images
in reply to silverwizard

There should be a convenient way to make Google pay me at a bare minimum $1000 for every time I run into recaptcha.




What's the status of video editting in the Open Source world?
My kid seems to want to do video editting (loves the idea of making portals, he's drawing them and filming them on his tablet, but wants the shimmer)

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Just keep in mind that if it was a corporate social network - the difference would be
1) the FBI would send a letter not a raid
2) you wouldn't know it had happened
in reply to silverwizard

I can only find the twitter number but it looks like the FBI payed Twitter $3.5 million between Oct 2019 and Feb 2021

We don't know how many requests but that seems like not a small number

in reply to silverwizard

One of the biggest traps I see is that communication and effective action is called incompetence

When Chapters/Indigo took down their store after a ransomware attack my dad kept telling me how incompetent it made them seem. In my opinion, they are the only sensible store I've ever seen. After that I trust their team has the resources to do their job.

Sure, an instance got raided, but they did the right things afterward. And if you can tell me where I can find a remote instance with enough disk, ram, and cpu to figure out wtf on a prod DB, you let me know



My Chemical Romance sounds like the book covering the backstory of Christian Rosenkreuz


My router's 5year root CA cert is gonna expire soon

This is the second time this has appened

I love that little apu



Security is the tool by which we protect privacy and increase safety.

Saying something increases security while reducing privacy *better* come with a coherent argument about safety, otherwise you're probably a bootlicker.

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Jottacloud is supported by rclone and warns me when I fuckup and delete a bunch of files - and stores them for me temporarily. I am very happy.
in reply to silverwizard

@silverwizard

I am very happy


-- silverwizard, Jun 26th 2023

Is this your canary post, you have been kidnapped and your captors allowed you to send one social media message not to alert your friends?

in reply to Hypolite Petovan

@Hypolite Petovan I do my best to praise the technology I like! There's so much good tech out there and people keep fucking around

in reply to silverwizard

I'm not sure if there's an open database of beer information the same way there is, say, OpenLibrary. Do you know of any?
in reply to Spencer

@Spencer @BookWyrm probably need to keep them as hashtags or things, I wonder if the Liquor Control Board does open data...


If I have a block of busy in my calendar
And you send me a meeting invite at the beginning of that block for a time at the end of that block...

It's really on you that I didn't make your meeting

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@JB Carroll @Andy H3 I had a meeting where we had to go into the office the week before, get snacks, and then eat them during the meeting


Aw shit! A rumour that makes all of the "Wait and See maybe Meta isn't evil" look very stupid. If the rumour is true, it turns out that Meta is indeed evil. If the rumour is untrue... uh... maybe you should check any other source about if Meta is evil


oh, here's some JUICY rumored details about meta's plans for the fediverse

tl;dr "Meta will only federate with select larger instances from the beginning. There will be contracts which also provide for financial compensation for the instance owners."

can't entirely verify their validity but it's still worth posting just in case

#FediPact #barcelona #project92 #p92 #meta #facebook #fediverse #fediblockmeta #FediAdmin #MastoAdmin #threads


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@vantablack Any idea how Louis learned this? I tracked down the original conversation on his timeline and someone else asked him the same question--he hadn't answered yet. He seems like a decent guy but I think he's inferring/guessing rather than knowing per se.
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If you use the word Microgeneration seriously, I lose all respect for you

Generations are a shitty and bad joke of pop sociology and should be destroyed not obsessed over



Sorry, in the phrase "Space Billionaires" the first word wasn't an adjective



I went to sign up my kid for the local school's stupid SaaS product that, according to the school, has the main feature of adding a 2.9% transaction fee to all trips and other assorted school fees.

First, they tell me my password is too weak because it's over 20 characters
Second, school-day.com/en/terms-of-use

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@Kicou my main problem is that my browsers all replace http with https for me and then don't let me go back without real effort

Also the https version exists, just is a 404


in reply to silverwizard

This post isn't about the Meta Drama, obviously not, no one said it was and you can't extrapolate from context and past behaviour apparently

in reply to BB

@BB :verified_cool: it's my CD from like 2000, so I am super excited to break out Wine and my wife and I are gonna have a LAN party
@BB


You'd think buying a monopoly stake in Malware Shitposts would make Google keep a product around


So if Reddit is manually opening subreddits by replacing the mod teams

Do you think the scab mods are paid or doing it for clout?

in reply to silverwizard

it would not at all surprise me if they were reddit employees


Problem: Absinthe is basically "a licorice allsort but burnier", and now I always want to drink it



How to build an NNTP frontend that isn't too complicated for normal users:
Get funding from Y Combinator where it's just obvious it's got good UX

How to make one that's impossible for the average user:
Build the same thing but open source it



Our legacy product's main thing it uses went down, AWS is being half down, and my power has been bad (one outage) all day

So that's great



in reply to Memos from Lofwyr

@Memos from Lofwyr Is there a standard gift saying "we're sorry you woke up and had to chase us , but we also really don't want you to know who we are?"

preferably Evo/Russian dragons

in reply to silverwizard

Usually, in the case of the penitent, I will accept the return of my property and one favor to be called upon at any time. -L


Thinking back to that time I saw a Fred Penner live show at a bar called Chainsaw


I just envisioned the most Canada dish ever


1) you make some chocolate donut holes (and call them Timbits)
2) you make a lemon creamcheese icing
3) you drizzle the icing over a bowl of the timbits

You can it Timbit Poutine

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Apparently no one in my org knew that "Beginning of June" meant "The beginning of June"
in reply to silverwizard

@silverwizard I thought it went like this:
- Q1: January, February, March
- Q2: April, May, June
- Q3: July, August, September
- Q4: October, November, December

Although there may be difference between calendar year and fiscal year 🤷‍♂️



Me walking into a grove of trees, and immediately feeling like there's someone watching me, "What are you, a copse?"

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Oh but fuck

Hear me out

How did we manage to make:
Cool fucking VR facemasks
Private Digital Money
Interesting AIs and ML stuff

And make them boring and horrible and things I personally hate

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