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How to build an NNTP frontend that isn't too complicated for normal users:
Get funding from Y Combinator where it's just obvious it's got good UX

How to make one that's impossible for the average user:
Build the same thing but open source it


Our legacy product's main thing it uses went down, AWS is being half down, and my power has been bad (one outage) all day

So that's great


@Memos from Lofwyr Is there a standard gift saying "we're sorry you woke up and had to chase us , but we also really don't want you to know who we are?"

preferably Evo/Russian dragons
Usually, in the case of the penitent, I will accept the return of my property and one favor to be called upon at any time. -L


Thinking back to that time I saw a Fred Penner live show at a bar called Chainsaw


I just envisioned the most Canada dish ever


1) you make some chocolate donut holes (and call them Timbits)
2) you make a lemon creamcheese icing
3) you drizzle the icing over a bowl of the timbits

You can it Timbit Poutine

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Apparently no one in my org knew that "Beginning of June" meant "The beginning of June"
@silverwizard I thought it went like this:
- Q1: January, February, March
- Q2: April, May, June
- Q3: July, August, September
- Q4: October, November, December

Although there may be difference between calendar year and fiscal year 🤷‍♂️
@Hypolite Petovan Ah but we have decided to move our calendar so that Q4 ended at the end of May

I don't understand


Me walking into a grove of trees, and immediately feeling like there's someone watching me, "What are you, a copse?"

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Oh but fuck

Hear me out

How did we manage to make:
Cool fucking VR facemasks
Private Digital Money
Interesting AIs and ML stuff

And make them boring and horrible and things I personally hate
@neurovagrant I bet the UFO aliens are going to turn out boring too


The new scorpion who stings you as you works seems like it would be a nogo for consumers, but I hate to bet against Apple


It's only a podcast if it was produced in the Podcast region of the RSS 2.0 Spec

Otherwise it's just a sparkling phonograph



Bad at posting and dropped off the face of the fediverse for a good 6 months, but excited to be making a book for my 4 yo starring him and based on his current favourite book series. This is a picture of the cover I've made so far. Seems to warrent a post :)

the title at the top of the picture reads dragon masters and library of the book dragon, with a forest bleeding into some of the title underneath, a single tree on the left side with a kid reading a book at the base of it and another pointing to a dragon flying in the air. There is also a small stream and some rocks in the foreground at the very bottomof the picture

Somebody please tell me if I did alt text correctly or tell me what I'm doing wrong if I didn't... I have never managed to get it right 😞😳

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@silverwizard La la la I don’t care, I want Dragon Maters to be real, and @Becky your art is lovely !
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So there's a massive debunk of the "AI Drone Killed Its Operator In Simulated Test" story going around!

You see, the simulated test was simulated!


I understand it's really easy to build a lil' car out of a disposable camera using the motors for film winding or whatever - but I've never done it. I've looked for guides on how to do it - but I mostly find the dumb like "here's a tazer from a camera" instructions.
Fair enough! Car would probably be more useful most of the time.


I have a PinePower Desktop on my desk - and my headphones refuse to say if they're charging, but the thing says how many amps the port is putting out - so I can just *see* if they are charging - and this is one of the most convenient parts of the device


Apparently I can't report someone who is using Mastodon, because I am not using Mastodon.

I can't even just go over to their mastodon page and report them.

Reporting logistics is hard - but there's gotta be a better way
@Hypolite Petovan @Jonathan Lamothe I feel like this is more a mastodon problem
If I go to your Friendica instance, I see my own login and stuff and can do basic interactions
@silverwizard @Jonathan Lamothe Sure but we can do something about it from Friendica. It's just been difficult to get at it.


Apparently since the release of ChatGPT our emails from our sales people are getting blocked for being spam.

Almost like writing weird generic spam instead of an email gets your domain blocked
are we talking about general emails (like direct communication with customers and prospects), or marketing campaign/mailing lists?

If the latter, you may consider using a service that is dedicated to this type of messaging (Sengrid, Mailchimp, whatever). It will have its own DKIM signature and a different origin (of course present in SPF records), and would make human, hand-crafted artisan messages written with love less likely to be blocked by a blanket RBL listing.

If the former, then maybe you don't need salespeople after all. Just an OpenAI API subscription and a couple of scripts.
@Kicou This is emails directly to prospects - rather than like, a mail blast...

So yes, fire 'em all


Successfully wrote an awk script to make user invitations way easier - pretty excited - awk has always eluded me as a skill and I want to get better at it

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Have not listened to it but looks good https://hackerpublicradio.org/series.php?id=94 @bobjonkman

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Wow! An entire #HackerPublicRadio series on #AWK. I'm sure I've heard some of these already, but I'll see if I can add just the series to @AntennaPod and decrease even more my copious amounts of free time for listening 😉

And, of course, repeat my so-far unkept promise to contribute an episode or two. I hear @hpr is running low on episodes again.

@silverwizard
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@bobjonkman @ghostdancer @AntennaPod
I'm reliably informed that there will be an ebook to accompany the series.

cc: @perloid

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@bobjonkman @ghostdancer @AntennaPod @hpr In my case discovering #AWK was an introduction to the "Unix Way". I found a version to run on the OpenVMS system I was administering in the 1980's or later, and it made life so much easier. Handling data from the student records system (to make accounts for them) was so much easier than writing compiled programs!

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@Dave Morriss @ghostdancer @Hacker Public Radio @AntennaPod @Bob Jonkman AWK always feels like an arcane thing to me - it's something my dad has implemented three times on three systems - and so it's kinda always been a mythical tool. But so has KornShell and that's also my default shell.

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@perloid @ghostdancer @hpr @AntennaPod @bobjonkman I used awk in my hardware detection script, but I had to look up how to use it and then experiment a bit... Sed and awk are both a bit mystical to us 'desktop users.' :) But still super handy for hacking together things.

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@silverwizard @uzayran Reminds me of the ongoing US screenwriters' strike that may well end up catastrophically like this.
@Hypolite Petovan at least the writer's strike is about the studios acknowledging they are gonna go:
make AI write useless script
hire writer as an *editor* and violate guild rules but try to be a dick on a technicality where Draft 0 was by AI


FUCK OFF
Hotel wifi being slow isn't an outage
Not giving me access but telling me to do it isn't delegation

*breathes*
Sean, we want to see more leadership from you! But you 100% cannot have admin access to our email.

You can control the MX record, have control over the users, have the ability to read everything, just not the Admin keyword. Meaning you have to bug the CEO whenever something changes, and boy will he get mad at you for bugging him.



Come into work after a week's vacation. Find a message from myself:
"Terraform is completely broken. redis subnets are b0rked in production"

I curse the person who setup our redis and immediately begin to ask the musical question "Can we make a change to our environment without destroying and replacing it"
@Rivetgeek Was it at least from someone else? Or nope - just plain ol' "Sounds like a job for post-vacation me"?
@Rivetgeek Oh I love giving tasks to "once we get all the shit fixed"

Since - you know - that's the far off future where it will never happen


Hey #zfs people

if I have a pool I want to view when I can't mount it - any way to view files? (Read only root so mountpoints can't create)
#ZFS

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can you creat a ramdisk and mount that somewhere, then create the required hierarchy in the mounted ramdisk fs? Or maybe mounting a tmpfs filesystem is an option.
@Mike Gerdts That... is the right idea, if I can find a mount

I feel like this is probably freebsd inside baseball though


Merry #BSDCan Go Home Day to all who celebrate

I masked aggressively enough to lack a hangover today, so there's that, but I still forced people to try to talk to me to fix documentation


Sitting in a coffee shop in Ottawa, I'm hearing "D&D" from the next table over, but I think they're actually talking about DND.


Thing I said today: "If I don't like it, I'll tell everybody I know that I hated it and they should read it so they can agree with me that it's terrible."
(I'm sure all the #BSDCan people will know exactly who I said it to and approximately about what.)


Here comes the ice man
He's trying to freeze the crew
He's not a nice man
His touch will turn you blue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLnCKBYRBjo
A Pup Named Scooby Doo did not deserve its music department *at all*


I should start a hosted email service in order to more easily get my own email delivered better



What are the obvious and easy replacements for Miro? I'm sure they exist - Miro just is a product designed for destroying CPUs AFAICT


I wish the software industry wasn't just such fucking *marks*.

It feels like we as a culture are just basically idiots with no attention span or no sense of history.

"This very good company amazon has hosting for us, I bet that's not trying to replicate the Cisco model where they sell you a billion courses and you get locked in forever fucking your career"

"I bet this Peter Thiel fellow is really good and this generation's AI hype is probably different than the last four. I do know that Palantir and Paypal are renowned for how friendly and usable they are"


In exactly seven days, I expect to be somewhere in the neighbourhood of Smiths Falls, on a train on the way to #BSDCan.


an open source mystery show called Scooby Gnu where everything is Linux when unmasked

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We don't talk about the Old Days of Shitty Social Media much, do we?
@Allan Haverholm We should always remember the Phaedrus Lesson

The past is always a perfect time - and the good part of it is often a quirk of memory, yeah


GPT4 for video game NPCs is going to be a nightmare. Just imagine having only flat characters and no ability to trust that quests and hints are real >.<
That was one of the problems that occurred to me when I read about a Skyrim mod using ChatGPT.

One of the things that astonishes me about this imminent disaster is that people seem oblivious that the main virtue of computing is getting definite answers to specific questions; LLMs will make computers completely useless for their primary purpose.

https://www.ign.com/articles/skyrim-mod-uses-chatgpt-and-other-ai-tools-to-give-npcs-a-memory-and-endless-things-to-say
Yeah exactly! It feels like we're going into this with the weirdest blindness
It's not that we can't see it it's that some people just like bad things.


@Greg Stolze So I played Bring Me The Head Of The Comte De Sainte Germaine over the last 1.5 months (one session every other thursday).

And Cloisonné basically decided to smash her Subaru into Mother Apocolypse in order to protect Joy from her mother, and no one is sure what to do with these emotions.

This is your fault and I think we all love you for it! Thanks so much - that was really good (and for two players a very Feet First intro to UA)

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A coworker asked about keyboards - and then someone else told them to ask me.
I accidentally just wrote a page of text....