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CISSP exam in two weeks, and I've no iudea how the exam compares to the practices

I feel like I know all the stuff, but feel like a 4 hour multiple choice exam I have to wake up at 6:30 am for is the least ideal way to test that

Any advice/assurances for someone who really just needs letters that tell well-meaning HR people that I am hirable?

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@silverwizard: if I can pass it, just about anybody can. There is certainly a lot of stuff to take in, but it is learnable.

I should admit that it took me two tries, but i got there 🙃

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@BB :verified_cool: I really hope I don't have to find another fee, that's my main fear!

but thanks!

@BB



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@silverwizard: ...i was too until I tried it and then I wanted this thing everywhere.

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yeah i like Dune 2

Dune 2 others as i would have them dune 2 me !!!

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#CDCsays hand-washing is out, norovirus is the new weight loss regimen

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I'm uncomfortable using Bluesky for a very important reason: I don't know how they pay their bills, and despite this, they've taken VC funding. They have no option but to fuck us over at some point.

I'm exhausted by the enshitification cycle. I miss all the friends I've lost from Twitter and I don't want to go through all of this again.

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Bluesky pays it bills with VC money, which of course is not and is not intended to be a long term solution.

Mastodon and the Fediverse pay their bills with volunteer labor and donations. I'm a bit suspicious that is a viable long term solution.

In either case, I thinks it's reasonable to speculate that eventually things will have to change and either performance/quality will degrade or a new source of income will need to be found.

in reply to Tim Erickson, @stpaultim

@stpaultim I should have been clearer and said "I don't understand how Bluesky WILL pay its bills". Because as far as I know, they haven't really said. And ultimately their bills are going to be quite high because they need to pay their VC investments back.

Donations and volunteer labor might not seem sustainable but at least it's out in the open.

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Eric Schultz
@J12t "if it remains an open network" is a big "if" in the last sentence. Without a clear, logical revenue model, their long term incentive would be to figure out a way to undo the openness in some fashion.

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Just quickly - anyone here works for the #CDC or has "well respected buddies" there?

Fuck you. You and your buddies are Social Murderers.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social…

Be a real ally & resign.

#CDC
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#CDC #SocialMurder

Engels in his 1845 work The Condition of the Working-Class in England whereby "the class which at present holds social and political control" (i.e. the bourgeoisie) "places hundreds of proletarians in such a position that they inevitably meet a too early and an unnatural death". This was in a different category to murder and manslaughter committed by individuals against one another, as social murder explicitly was committed by the political and social elite against the poor.

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Engels:

"But when society places hundreds of proletarians in such a position that they inevitably meet a too early and an unnatural death, one which is quite as much a death by violence as that by the sword or bullet; when it deprives thousands of the necessaries of life, places them under conditions in which they cannot live – forces them, through the strong arm of the law, to remain in such conditions until that death ensues which is the inevitable consequence –

1/2

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... knows that these thousands of victims must perish, and yet permits these conditions to remain, its deed is murder just as surely as the deed of the single individual; disguised, malicious murder, murder against which none can defend himself, which does not seem what it is, because no man sees the murderer, because the death of the victim seems a natural one, since the offence is more one of omission than of commission.

But murder it remains."

#SocialMurder #CDC

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It is a dry run for #ClimateChange policy

Author and journalist Chris Hedges writes that the global ruling classes are the "architects of social murder" by accelerating ecological collapse and climate change:

"What is taking place is not neglect. It is not ineptitude. It is not policy failure. It is murder. It is murder because it is premeditated. It is murder because a conscious choice was made by the global ruling classes to extinguish life rather than protect it."

#CDC #SocialMurder

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It is 100% ACAB - if there were any “decent” CDC scientists they would speak up or walk out. Silence is complicity in eugenics. Fuck literally every single one of them. None of them should have a career, ever again



Fuck
I just realized why I'm always confused why my coworkers want an update in slack for PR changes rather than just using the automated emails.

It's because I've levelled to the point of being Email Driven

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@Hypolite Petovan Just shark your wires! It'll be fine!

Or use some screen scraping! We're too afraid of writing software that lies to other software! Mouse clicks are just programs!


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please boost! :boostRequest:

i need help finding a job that doesn't suck, online or in seattle

i'm vanta -- longtime writer, seasoned video editor, skilled audio/image editor, designer of websites, and all-around creative person

i'm looking for something that isn't as super demanding, or public-facing, or low-paying as fast food. that is literally my only criteria lol

part-time probably, but i wouldn't say no to full if the situation was right

here's a link to my work portfolio vanta.work

resume available upon request

tysm 🖤

#GetFediHired #FediHired #job #jobs

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Looking at your work site, tis good. But next step you might try is learning javascript/typescript. That way you can call yourself a "frontend developer". Don't worry it's not to bad. Although i couldn't find anything like the Rust tutorial game thing for js... Good luck
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let everyone know that if you've already boosted something, you can unboost & reboost to hopefully it finds more eyes.

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I'm back in the job-hunting pack.

Me:
- high level site reliability engineer
- lots of small/medium startup experience
- loads of cloud infrastructure building on AWS/GCP using terraform
- experience as the jill-of-all-trades as first company SRE
- lots of kubernetes

US, prefer remote first

#jobHunting #GetFediHired


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Doing a vulnerability hunt at work. Finding everything that's low priority and triaging it.

Everyone is learning why they don't want to do my job!



the Netflix show Is It Cake is entering its third season, but it's great for when the kids are tired and we're tired and we want to watch something without stakes. So uh, I am happy but baffled



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In infosec you would treat all the fraud that occurs in the academic publication system as vulnerabilities in the system that are in need of patches. but instead we treat them as individual rogue actors, and instead of questioning our reliance on Azure and its unwillingness to patch its vulns we ... oh wait it's the same.

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The cloud is legalised ransomware

[Decided to post something different on LinkedIn which might actually force people to think, a novel experience for many]

Yes, that is an extreme and provocative statement but it is an attempt at bringing to the forefront that you should look at your data.

What is your company if not your data for the vast majority of companies?

Who owns that data? Are you sure?

When ransomware hits you the data changes owner as it is now in the hands of the criminal gang which encrypted it. You might be able to recover it from backups or you might decide to pay to get your data back.

When you move your data to the cloud the data changes owner because you don't own anything on which the data is held: not the computers, not the disks, not the network carrying it, not the memory processing it.

Indeed, you pay to be able to access it.

"Yes, but these are reputable companies and this saves me from having to run datacentres, employ staff, etc. etc."

Who runs these companies? Are they your friends? Do you have the legal resources (and associated warchest) to take them to court if something goes wrong? Do you know how to extract that data _and delete it_ today should you decide to? How do you know that the data is truly deleted? What if the country where "your" data is held suddenly is no longer a friend of the country where your company resides?

If it takes a Las Vegas casino $100M to recover data which they could have paid $50M to unlock could this not be $100M to a cloud provider to release the data back to you?

What are your contingency plans should your cloud provider hike their prices by 100%? Or if the flag under which your cloud provider works suddenly becomes hostile to your company because it decides to support your local competitor?

Perhaps you might want to condsider what you are truly giving up by moving to the cloud: control over your data.

:flan_molotov:

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re: The cloud is legalised ransomware

Oh yeah.

Same SaaS company ended up paying 18 million dollars per year to that 3 letter cloud company.

That was just for dev and testing environments.

The management who took that genius cloud decision had left long before that bill came due.

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re: The cloud is legalised ransomware
@ParadeGrotesque I can imagine, there is not point trying to explain that if the cloud providers are making a profit then you are over-spending and that they will only continue making a larger profit by raking up subscriptions which you will not be able to not to take.

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I need to figure out what happened and then file a bug report for blueman >.<

Anyone have an issue where the default bluetooth controller is powered off, but there's a secondary controller, and so when the open blueman-manager the window closes immediately because the controller is disabled?



I had a currywurst at a pub last summer, and I've thought about it on and off since. Went back to the pub a week ago, and now I made my own.

Currywurst is fucking amazing


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EDIT: Several people independently pointed me to the same artist, so I'm talking with them right now. Thanks for boosting this post! ❤
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Strange, isn't it, that the values of real people — the things most of us truly care about — are not reflected at ALL in the values of our hegemonic capitalist consumerist culture...
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Make no mistake, the massive layoffs are intentional SHORT TERM sabotage by business decision makers with the goal of LONG TERM benefits for them.

They're trying to drive down the costs of labor. Specifically, they're firing everyone so that we'll accept lower wages upon rehire.

In #infosec, this will backfire on them.

By firing everyone, the level of security technical debt will increase that they'll have to hire everyone AND THEN SOME back at even higher rates.

So. Neat. Fucking great.

In the mean time, research how to create unions. Start doing so. Tech folks and infosec are not used to needing collective bargaining. You need it now.

Learn about the concepts of Economic Leverage and how it works as an individual contributor and when that fails how Collective Leverage works. The whole "if you fire that one person, we all quit" sort of thing works.

You all hack systems every day. You all study Social Engineering and combat it every day.

Hack the labor market. Socially engineer our mutual protection.

#mutualAid #collectiveBargaining #UnionStrong

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Tinker ☀️
@krypt3ia - The start of every great heist story....
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In the mean time, lean on each other. Use your current support networks and build those networks up.

Mutual Aid means you give AND you take. It isn't charity. It's support structures that don't rely on those that would exploit you.

Plant food. Share food. Learn about your local food banks. Contribute now if you can. TAKE NOW IF YOU NEED! That means your money for rent can go a long way.

Those with means and equity can look into buying multi-family buildings (think apartment buildings and condos... yes those are for sale). And setting up tenant co-ops.

Others can form renters unions. Think of it as a reverse HOA where you organize to protect against landlord exploitation.

Use your libraries and boost them. They have free internet and free hotspots. Free streaming. Free education. On top of free books. They are third spaces with free meeting rooms. - Use the library to organize your local unions.

Those that are out of work need to hold weekly meetings with each other. Compare notes. Share leads. One person gets in and can help hire the others up. Form unions when you get hired.

#mutualAid #collectiveBargaining #UnionStrong #infosec


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How about instead of banning flipper zeros we ban cars

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"I wont help, but I will hinder" - @Becky trying to explain her oath in Wednesday night Burning Wheel


fuck, I vaguely cut a biscuit recipe in half and just guessed and made the fluffiest lightest biscuit I've ever soon

they're probably tasty for about an hour but who cares



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every new user being shocked that DMs aren’t actually private is kinda scary because it means that everybody just assumes DMs on other platforms are private

because they aren’t. the only difference between fedi and other social media is that fedi admins don’t have a vested interest in making you think DMs are private

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Every AP server implementation that considers doing some kind of DMs should just add an XMPP server and javascript client with OMEMO instead.


Aw fucking shit!

@Titan Up the Defense posted a fucking episode! I know it's a different show now but it doesn't matter! Fuck yeah!

I should make a neocities for this as well! To rival the amazing titanupthedefense.neocities.org


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Generative AI today is where self driving cars was in 2015. Lots of impressive announcements by big tech and startups with the idea that machines replacing humans was a few years away.

In reality, instead of being close to done, a decade later we realize now we’d barely started.

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You know how young children will see some toy or shiny object on a store shelf, and somehow — by design! Marketers know what they’re doing! — they instantly •have• to have it, and are obsessed, and all sense and proportion go out they window and they need it now now NOW, but if they get it they soon abandon it because it’s junk that only looked good on the shelf?

It’s like that with CEOs and AI right now.

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My mother-in-law still wont look at me, talk to me, or be in the same room as me, its been almost 6 months since I told her she couldn't blame my son for being bullied (and explicitly she couldn't tell him it's his fault). Apparently she just wants an apology.

Parenting sucks,

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@Erin the hard part is that it's his cousin bullying him and my wife and sister in law are super close, making it very hard to avoid.

I'm just mostly so upset how much non-parents think they are entitled to parent kids. And I know my mom is super bad about it to, we just have way more experience fighting with each other.

And yeah, trying to be better parents than your parents is the eternal struggle ain't it.

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@Erin thanks and good luck with your own parenting! I know it's not easy, but I hope you find it as rewarding as I do!
@Erin

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Which is better way to find the area of a circle?

1. pi X radius squared, written with soot on some pressed reeds

2. Take all the known areas of all known circles that have ever been, stuff them into a tokenized data base, power up a nuclear reactor to crunch the numbers, then give an approximate answer that's judged to be right 81% of the time by slaves employed in a sweatshop in Ghana, then present the results at a board meeting while the ice caps melt?

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Boardgamers say they hate Monopoly and then buy from Asmodee

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I just found out about the Nexus Q which is literally just a sphere computer. My desire for it grows infinitely, but the ebay listings around all over $100 and that's enough to stop myself from being a dumbass.
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Would you keep it as a music device or do something else with it?
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@Morgan McMillian So there's a valid cyanogenmod for it (no, not lineageOS), so you can shove fdroid on it. So it'd likely spend most of its time as a small terminal PC and a music player, since it has good music interfaces on it and basically nothing else.

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@Alasdair Beckett-King your publisher's supply chain to Canada is horrendous, and so now I've got to figure out how to convince a UK publisher to send a book overseas again!
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"If an external MTA refuses to use plain text SMTP, but has not been updated for so long that it cannot use TLS 1.2, it probably has cooties and you shouldn’t talk to it anyway." #ryoms

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ah, this. daemonforums.org can't send me mail because it insists on long out-of-date TLS.


I am on my second cup of coffee today. I am dreaming already of my third.

I went off coffee for 3 months for reasons of "I try to force myself to not get too addicted", but fuck, I am so happy I am back on coffee

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I’ve always hated coffee, but I quit caffeine by accident, and then felt like my heart was going to explode when trying it again after a few months.
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@Lester Ward I am pretty light on the effect of caffeine, hence my ability to spring from nothing to 6 cups in a day. But I also go off coffee for three months every 5 years to make it nearly impossible for me to get badly addicted, hence the cause of all this.