Someone needs to write a sysadmin version of the Last Sea Shanty
A sysadmins not a sysadmin anymore
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@Andy H3 He also does a Last Sea Shanty that I like youtube.com/watch?v=zw0FZs_J2I…
also some wildly good River Shanties around on.soundcloud.com/dWAaRJRCEY75…
I mostly love the Sea Shanty as a repository of blue collar solidarity songs that are great for groups and to scream, so I don't understand the love for the Wellerman, though enjoy it fine
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This is the *stupidest* use of LLMs - right?
The primary problems with video games are:
1) too well written
2) don't suffer from enough bloat
3) run too quickly
Luckily Google has fixed it in a way even worse than Stadia!
This Is Doom Running on a Diffusion Model
GameNGen is an interesting proof-of-concept for a diffusion model-based “game engine.”Emanuel Maiberg (404 Media)
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Listen, if your branching and commit message strategy takes more than 15 minutes to explain. And I need to work with every team and this is just yours.
I'm not gonna follow it.
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I really need to stop assuming that most developers have a mental model of DNS delegation in their head.
I need to accept that I'm the weirdo here.
Does anyone else listen to this sometimes? archive.org/details/cyber-fina…
It's such an important artifact
"The End of Vice" - Cyber Podcast Final Episode : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Final Episode of the Cyber Podcast from Vice (now deleted from https://shows.acast.com/cyber/episodes/the-end-of-vice)Episode Notes: VICE may be over, but...Internet Archive
I am currently regularly dealing with Zscaler support and Drata support.
Drata support is awful because you need to get answers from an LLM before you can talk to it. But the LLM is worthless because it just puts out a segment from the knowledge base and you only contact support when things are broken.
Zscaler support is worthless because they're undertrained and given a flow chart to follow. The flow chart means they just parrot the knowledge base repeatedly.
Drata's support is better because there's only one human trapped in this hell.
Zscaler seeing a user has an IP in 100.0.0.0/8 tells me that wont work because that's a Zscaler internal IP.
Of course, the user's ISP is misusing CGNAT and also claiming IANA reserved IPs are theirs.
Abolish legacy IP
@The Psychotic Network Ferret the problem was that neither group using 100.6.0.0/16 *owned* it. Both of them were using it for extra IPv4 space.
And I've been a ISP grunt, I know we want IPv4 to die, but there's some ISPs that have bonkers IPv4 stacks and massive CGNATs without a whisper of IPv6
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My 3 year old kid has a 1 string guitar to learn to make sound, To protect his fingers I handed him a guitar pick. He yelled "Can I open it!" and started trying to find a seam to shove the pick in to spudge the guitar.
I am... raising children.
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A recent chat lead to the idea of the Standard Reference Olympian
Someone who is *not* good at the sport. Just to remind everyone how intense everyone there is.
"Oh this person got 20th place! Unremarkable"
make people compare them to the SRO
Hey #Bhyve/#FreeBSD people!
I'm trying to manage USB passthrough into a guest, I can't find anything in the manpages. Is there something I'm missing?
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Proper USB passthrough isn’t ridiculously difficult to implement by any stretch, but I guess nobody’s got around to it yet.
@Phil Dennis-Jordan 😷 "Not missing something" is a good answer! Thanks!
I gotta figure out if I have a host I can give my homeassistant server. But thanks!
You can pass entire USB controller (PCI passthru) into Bhyve VM but not a USB port or USB device.
Here instructions how to do it:
vermaden.wordpress.com/2023/08…
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The Bhyve FreeBSD hypervisor (called/spelled ‘beehive’ usually) was created almost 10 years ago. Right now it offers speed and features that other similar solutions provide – such…𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚗
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've seen so many hearing aids on kids this week, often low profile, some very large, all taking wild abuse, like a child spraying his repeatedly with a water jet in a splash park
and - I feel so good about this - this is the core of accessibility - you didn't see a lot of deaf kids before because they were isolated! and now they're not!
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Phillips Hue keeps threatening me they're going to shut down everything. I put their app on a side device that wont download things and I don't update it, and I put their bridge on a no-internet-access VLAN - but I'd like to just not deal with their shit.
Is there a bulb that doesn't deal with their shit?
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@Mischa 🐡😎 Wait - you can connect them directly through zigbee?!
Hmmmmm
Bhyve USB passthrough reseach commences.
Security is Threat Modelling
Security Advice or guidance without a threat model is not correct. Full stop.
Last night I had a dream that I was (kinda accidentally) elected UK Prime Minister, and I was confused as hell because I was a tourist and didn't know any of the ritual.
And I think that it's telling about the UK that my brain can find no holes in the theory that this is plausible
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Security vendor demanding I install servers in my network running out of date FreeBSD which can't be updated and RCEs in SSH
I really wish there was a compliance framework these types needed to follow
@The Psychotic Network Ferret I think it's so they don't need to tell me it's FreeBSD.
They also tell me to use the IP address on eth1
and the server *is FreeBSD*.
It's 11.4 so it's not dire - but it looks like they haven't updated it ever. I tried a poke at pkg and they don't have their own repo so the repo is just gone. And yes, the SSH is 8.4 from 2022.
The company I work for is really great, but the CEO is toxic as hell
Just completely and impossibly.
We had an outage and he joined the technical call, and started throwing out ideas and forced the response team to *stop* discussing the issue and *instead* explain why he was wrong.
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The problem with my current employer isn't the lack of technical sophistication, it's that everyone outside of the dev org thinks my skillset is fungible with every other person inside the dev org.
Despite me being hired explicitly outside the dev org's purview because it *isn't*
1) tell the dev lead about like, DNS changes or whatever, and then they don't tell me "but it's all engineering"
2) asking me to deal with frontend JS or python code that just... I don't know
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Remember
This is the fault of Crowdstike's C level execs
This is not the fault of the scapegoats they will blame this on
This is a failure of time, budget, expertise, and process.
They cut costs by cutting quality
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Honestly, looks like CrowdStrike said some shit would go down because they were contracting. Which uh - good call.
Banks are screwing my wife around. Her mom put some money in an account years ago for her, and she's pulling it out to put it somewhere more reliable, but the cheque was listed in both names, and so banks are refusing to deposit it because it's in the name of two people. So she tried to go into the bank with both of them and endorse the cheque in front of bank employees, which even then they are being a pain in the ass about. This is stupid.
But she went in this morning.
CROWDSTRUCK
@silverwizard *sick electric guitar riff*
I was caught in the middle of an OS update (Windows)
I looked 'round and I knew there was no turning back (Windows)
My mind raced and I thought, what could I do? (Windows)
And I knew there was no help, no help from you (Windows)
Sound of the drums beating in my heart
The thunder of BSOD tore me apart
You've been - crowdstruck
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@Hypolite Petovan crowdstruck is the verb form of "ruined by a vendor"
"CrowdStrike was worse, but SolarWinds was another vendor that crowdstruck everyone"
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Google fucking hates file folder and file organization.
And holy fuck I hate it, and I worry it's bad for people exploring systems.
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