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did you watch Oppenheimer, the film about the moral implications of the things we create, starring an actor who also played a Gotham City psychiatrist who went insane

or

did you watch Barbie, the film about the moral implications of the things we create, starring an actress who also played a Gotham City psychiatrist who went insane

in reply to Damselfly - Photo Management ๐Ÿ“ท

@Damselfly - Photo Management ๐Ÿ“ท That's the convention now? Certainly not in entertainment news.

I considered it. In Swedish I would have done it without a second thought. In English I'm unsure if that would have drawn a bunch of noisy comments distracting from the meme, so I took the safe route.

I may do it differently next time, as your response indicates that using the genderless word might be more accepted and less "activist" than I thought.

I agree that the symmetry would have made it better.

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Can I say how fucking unprofessional it is to fucking mute the alert channel rather than prioritizing fixing the broken alert
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I wanna be super clear

The alert was: "Thing has returned an error an hard failed"

The cause was: "API rate limits not accounted for and usage went way up without backoff"

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Hi, we're a tech startup run by libertarian Silicon Valley tech bros.

We're not a newspaper, we're a content portal.
We're not a taxi service, we're a ride sharing app.
We're not a pay TV service, we're a streaming platform.
We're not a department store, we're an e-commerce marketplace.
We're not a financial services firm, we're crypto.
We're not a space agency, we're a group of visionaries who are totally going to Mars next year.
We're not a copywriting and graphic design agency, we're a large language model generative AI platform.

Oh sure, we compete against those established businesses. We basically provide the same goods and services.

But we're totally not those things. At least from a legal and PR standpoint.

And that means all the laws and regulations that have built up over the decades around those industries don't apply to us.

Things like consumer protections, privacy protections, minimum wage laws, local content requirements, safety regulations, environmental protections... They totally don't apply to us.

Even copyright laws โ€” as long as we're talking about everyone else's intellectual property.

We're going to move fast and break things โ€” and then externalise the costs of the things we break.

We've also raised several billion in VC funding, and we'll sell our products below cost โ€” even give them away for free for a time โ€” until we run our competition out of the market.

Once we have a near monopoly, we'll enshitify the hell out of our service and jack up prices.

You won't believe what you agreed to in our terms of service agreement.

We may also be secretly hoarding your personal information. We know who you are, we know where you work, we know where you live. But you can trust us.

By the time the regulators and the general public catch on to what we're doing, we will have well and truly moved on to our next grift.

By the way, don't forget to check out our latest innovation. It's the Uber of toothpaste!

#startup #business #tech #technology @technology

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"By the way, don't forget to check out our latest innovation. It's the Uber of toothpaste!"

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in reply to AJ Sadauskas

that's a level of cynicism i've hadโ€ฆ 2 years into working in this industry.

so, for a long time now.



My credit card company wont let me pay my phone bill until they can send me an SMS

in reply to silverwizard

Yes. It is just the regular kind of everyday pole vaulting all the kids in his neighborhood did all the time when he was growing up.

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"I forgot my password" form that emails you the hash in the database so you can figure out which one you used
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@Jonathan Lamothe I editted to add that since I realized that was a possible interpretation
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Hypolite Petovan
@Fabio @silverwizard Nah, I believe youโ€™re looking for 4a7d1ed414474e4033ac29ccb8653d9b


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I am going to need a more powerful work computer

Not to do my job - but to use all the junk like Miro and Zoom and Datadog

My daily tasks are trivial for my computer to perform - but using the tools we've chosen means I need more.

This is failure of our entire industry.

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@CJ the Awkward Lefty huh, seems like Windows deals less well with low RAM than I'd expect, because that seems an ok CPU and ok disk.

But I mean, don't ask me about computers I only buy stuff people are discarding and then build abominations out of it, I don't do computers anymore



Boss: *reviewing my slides for a talk* "I don't understand any of this from my slides! This talk is bad
Me: Uh... why would the slides be the talk? The slides are just some anchors and an agenda?
Boss: Well yes of course they are, but looking at the slides I don't understand the topic, these are just point form!


Programmers would do anything to be on the Enterprise but anything to avoid being in an enterprise



Bah, it's 5:30 am and I just awoke from a nightmare that my backups had failed

At least I am consistently me


in reply to Gord Spence

@Gord Spence Yeah - my understanding was that it contained code that sent your password to the author - but I don't have any source for that

Just remembered it idly

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If anyone wants to learn more about #Threads, the best place to start is probably the original trilogy, starting with Dragonflight (first published in 1968). bookwyrm.social/book/61702/s/dโ€ฆ

Anne McCaffrey's worldbuilding is incredible, and the background hints about the world that slowly build over the course of the series are wonderfully well done.

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Coworker is trying to fix a problem by reverting a git commit and having issues

I respond "If you want me to talk to you about directed acyclic graphs for half an hour at some point I can"

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Imagine other industries would be like the programing world (in regards to LLMs):

*Business guy walks into kitchen of a chef* "what's that"

Chef: "it's a pan, you can use it for cooking"

"coo... can you use more simple terms nerd?"

"you put food in, make it hot, food tasty"

"hmm ho... I can melt iron with this"

"no, you ruin the pan and it actually doesn't get ho..."

"it's also heavy, I could sell it as self defence"

"what? No, there are a million things better suited.."

"hmm yea I take this now home, bye"

"wait come back! I need that! You can't just..."

*business guy leaves the scene*

*next day the chef reads a lot of news articles about the incredible new "pan" and it's million usecases, as it will replace humans, and the dangers it poses to humanity*

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Every time I need to use Miro for work I cringe because I know nothing will work and that sucks

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As a railroader who recently weathered a very similar struggle, I am expressing my solidarity with #UPS workers in their struggle to get a fair contract. If your Scamazon package takes a little longer to get to your home later this year because theyโ€™re on strike, suck it up and maybe take a moment to appreciate what those people do for our economy. #labor #UPSstrike

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Trying to setup some stupid Amazon web portal thing - and it's... a joke.

They want me to have a massive network setup - but there's no feedback about how things are setup. And - I mean, I have the gateway connected to the gateway and then a route connected to the gateway? That seems correct?

So I go and hit my home address from the portal, and I see a burst of activity in my logs, followed by nothing, because traffic is getting to the right spot but then Amazon is ignoring that.

in reply to silverwizard

If you say the words return traffic routing to me - I will cut you.

Ok, maybe not, just...



I wish Slack allowed me to schedule posts for like 9:15 or whatever in one click.

0900 is a terrible time for scheduled posts, neither of us are done coffees.


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Ok, now I see a bunch of Fedi people signing up for accounts on Threads...

I
...

Uh


....

Do they understand they have Threads compatible accounts?

"No! I wont defederate from Meta, instead I will abandon the lack of ads and get some free ads"



Remember - when you get an AI image captcha - you can usually make a few mistakes without penalty - make sure to do that
in reply to silverwizard

There should be a convenient way to make Google pay me at a bare minimum $1000 for every time I run into recaptcha.


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Here's some tips for all the newcomers on here:

-Introduce yourself by sharing your greatest fears and weaknesses. It is standard.

-If you wish to verify your account, simply post your social security number. We value security here, so remember to add in "I do not consent to any identity theft".

-Socialize by telling us who your favorite uncle is. It doesn't have to be your uncle. It can be anyone's uncle. Maybe you don't have an uncle. That's okay. No one will judge you for that.

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1. I frequently dream Iโ€™ve lost my math book, didnโ€™t do any homework, am running late to class, and desperately need a bathroom but canโ€™t find one thatโ€™s not locked or has toilets clogged with s#!t and paper. I am 58, and still dreaming this.
2. Since I am not good with numbers (see #1), any numbers I give you are probably wrong.
3. I had an uncle who was good at math and he got a high paying job designing food and coffee flavorings from toxic chemicals.


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What's the status of video editting in the Open Source world?
My kid seems to want to do video editting (loves the idea of making portals, he's drawing them and filming them on his tablet, but wants the shimmer)


Just keep in mind that if it was a corporate social network - the difference would be
1) the FBI would send a letter not a raid
2) you wouldn't know it had happened
in reply to silverwizard

I can only find the twitter number but it looks like the FBI payed Twitter $3.5 million between Oct 2019 and Feb 2021

We don't know how many requests but that seems like not a small number

in reply to silverwizard

One of the biggest traps I see is that communication and effective action is called incompetence

When Chapters/Indigo took down their store after a ransomware attack my dad kept telling me how incompetent it made them seem. In my opinion, they are the only sensible store I've ever seen. After that I trust their team has the resources to do their job.

Sure, an instance got raided, but they did the right things afterward. And if you can tell me where I can find a remote instance with enough disk, ram, and cpu to figure out wtf on a prod DB, you let me know


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Braddadap! We revved up our motors and read New Defenders #145. Topics of discussion include: cool motorcycle stunts, Team America, Moondragon's hatred of hats, Bumblebears, and whether Spain has a Kuato. Enjoy! Enjoy!
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/โ€ฆ
#145

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the intro about simple machines got me imagining Andy Griffith playing an inclined plane and saying โ€œnow Iโ€™m just a simple machineโ€ฆโ€


My Chemical Romance sounds like the book covering the backstory of Christian Rosenkreuz


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Security is the tool by which we protect privacy and increase safety.

Saying something increases security while reducing privacy *better* come with a coherent argument about safety, otherwise you're probably a bootlicker.


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โ€œdisney plusโ€ sounds like a scots person telling you their calculator doesnโ€™t quite work

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Which of course reminds me of the American tourist popping into an Edinburgh Starbucks and ordering a latte with oat milk.

โ€œIโ€™m sorry, sir,โ€ says the barista, โ€œbut ah cannae make a latte with oat milkโ€.


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When it comes to techno-dystopian despair triggers, nothing hits quite like โ€œPlease listen closely as our menu options have changedโ€

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Jottacloud is supported by rclone and warns me when I fuckup and delete a bunch of files - and stores them for me temporarily. I am very happy.
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@silverwizard

I am very happy


-- silverwizard, Jun 26th 2023

Is this your canary post, you have been kidnapped and your captors allowed you to send one social media message not to alert your friends?

in reply to Hypolite Petovan

@Hypolite Petovan I do my best to praise the technology I like! There's so much good tech out there and people keep fucking around


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I asked ChatGPT about primes ending in 2 to make it prove a point and it proved the point far better than I could have hoped for.

Please do not be a fool who trusts ChatGPT with anything outside your field of expertise, and even then double or triple check what it tells you if you must use it.

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People have said that GPT-4 is much better and also that numbers are hard for GPT-3.5
I've seen this today, which is GPT-4 struggling with words (a lilac avatar means it is GPT-4)

My point remains: Be skeptical of GPT's output if the answer is of a topic you canโ€™t adequately verify.


in reply to silverwizard

I'm not sure if there's an open database of beer information the same way there is, say, OpenLibrary. Do you know of any?
in reply to Spencer

@Spencer @BookWyrm probably need to keep them as hashtags or things, I wonder if the Liquor Control Board does open data...


If I have a block of busy in my calendar
And you send me a meeting invite at the beginning of that block for a time at the end of that block...

It's really on you that I didn't make your meeting

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@JB Carroll @Andy H3 I had a meeting where we had to go into the office the week before, get snacks, and then eat them during the meeting

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Aw shit! A rumour that makes all of the "Wait and See maybe Meta isn't evil" look very stupid. If the rumour is true, it turns out that Meta is indeed evil. If the rumour is untrue... uh... maybe you should check any other source about if Meta is evil


oh, here's some JUICY rumored details about meta's plans for the fediverse

tl;dr "Meta will only federate with select larger instances from the beginning. There will be contracts which also provide for financial compensation for the instance owners."

can't entirely verify their validity but it's still worth posting just in case

#FediPact #barcelona #project92 #p92 #meta #facebook #fediverse #fediblockmeta #FediAdmin #MastoAdmin #threads


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@vantablack Any idea how Louis learned this? I tracked down the original conversation on his timeline and someone else asked him the same question--he hadn't answered yet. He seems like a decent guy but I think he's inferring/guessing rather than knowing per se.
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