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I get all my music as FLACs because I'm not unwise.

My car will only play mp3s (and oggs?!).

This 2012 MacBook Air is not made for this find command.



InfoSec: If you use the wrong crypto, and have SSL broken, you could, maybe, get the email of the user. 10/10 CVE, Information Disclosure

Also Infosec: This Is Good And Normal


This battle was lost a long time ago. There is no going back to sane defaults. Data collection is now the primary goal of paid and free products. You don’t own anything, and you will be happy. Of course, you can still use privacy-enabled products at home, but those options are limited, and not all your apps will be available. https://bsky.app/profile/ahhmandah.bsky.social/post/3kzambh5yhk2z
The text is a rants about windows privacy settings snd it reads as: I'm setting up a new work laptop and finding out all the sneaky ways Microsoft tries to embed Edge as your default for every single file type. FYI last one is in Outlook options advanced, file & browser preferences. it doesn't believe you anywhere else. they owe me 40 mins of my life back and I like how if you search for Google Chrome on Edge, the whole first page is "you don't need Google Chrome - Edge is just as good. Edge can do anything. Get Edge Today. Edge - it's all you need. Edge will save your life. Download Edge here. Oh you're already on Edge? Here is how to get Edge"



've seen so many hearing aids on kids this week, often low profile, some very large, all taking wild abuse, like a child spraying his repeatedly with a water jet in a splash park

and - I feel so good about this - this is the core of accessibility - you didn't see a lot of deaf kids before because they were isolated! and now they're not!

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almost sounds like that one kid wants some quiet and is trying to break it ;)

@j_angliss lol

definiely could be, but they didn't seem easy to remove



Phillips Hue keeps threatening me they're going to shut down everything. I put their app on a side device that wont download things and I don't update it, and I put their bridge on a no-internet-access VLAN - but I'd like to just not deal with their shit.

Is there a bulb that doesn't deal with their shit?

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@Neil Brown UK is a tall order, but I'd love to get good Tasmota bulbs. I am dangerously close to building one.

@Mischa 🐡😎 Wait - you can connect them directly through zigbee?!

Hmmmmm

Bhyve USB passthrough reseach commences.


Much respect to your son.
@Alasdair Beckett-King your publisher's supply chain to Canada is horrendous, and so now I've got to figure out how to convince a UK publisher to send a book overseas again!


Security is Threat Modelling

Security Advice or guidance without a threat model is not correct. Full stop.



the Humble Bundle copy of Gratuitous Space Battles I bought years ago is causing OpenAL issues every time it makes a sound and seems to have no mute option.

I need to figure out dummying the linker...



The company I work for is really great, but the CEO is toxic as hell

Just completely and impossibly.

We had an outage and he joined the technical call, and started throwing out ideas and forced the response team to *stop* discussing the issue and *instead* explain why he was wrong.

this is fucking exhausting and I need to job hunt


Last night I had a dream that I was (kinda accidentally) elected UK Prime Minister, and I was confused as hell because I was a tourist and didn't know any of the ritual.

And I think that it's telling about the UK that my brain can find no holes in the theory that this is plausible



Security vendor demanding I install servers in my network running out of date FreeBSD which can't be updated and RCEs in SSH

I really wish there was a compliance framework these types needed to follow

@The Psychotic Network Ferret I think it's so they don't need to tell me it's FreeBSD.

They also tell me to use the IP address on eth1 and the server *is FreeBSD*.

It's 11.4 so it's not dire - but it looks like they haven't updated it ever. I tried a poke at pkg and they don't have their own repo so the repo is just gone. And yes, the SSH is 8.4 from 2022.



Talking to coworkers "Remember, your laptop is 4-10x as powerful as one of the servers, your laptop has to run Slack and none of the servers take that kind of abuse"

yes, provided you add enough sugar, but I doubt it'll taste fantastic.
@þēodrīċ I mean, probably do a very strong tea, as strong as I can get it, and then add a sugar, the problem is finding a good sugar for the yeasts to not sour, while also leaving the flavour dry


The problem with my current employer isn't the lack of technical sophistication, it's that everyone outside of the dev org thinks my skillset is fungible with every other person inside the dev org.

Despite me being hired explicitly outside the dev org's purview because it *isn't*

@Alex P. 👹 I was hired by someone who knew what they were doing and given Infrastructure and Security as purview, and now everyone says "this person does DevOps" which... hurts every time
@Alex P. 👹 the real problem is when people
1) tell the dev lead about like, DNS changes or whatever, and then they don't tell me "but it's all engineering"
2) asking me to deal with frontend JS or python code that just... I don't know


After the giant DDoS on DynDNS I started multi-hosting my domains and almost everything else. But no one will pay for multi-cloud. And I don't get why we never learned this lesson?


Google breaking NewPipe forcing me to properly setup my flows for watching video on Nebula


Honestly, the amount of time I spend flummoxing security vendors by saying things like "Oh, we're not using office 365" is very upsetting

It's not that I don't understand that 99% of their clients are using O365, it's how many products and support team fall apart



Remember
This is the fault of Crowdstike's C level execs

This is not the fault of the scapegoats they will blame this on

This is a failure of time, budget, expertise, and process.

They cut costs by cutting quality

https://www.reuters.com/technology/crowdstrike-holdings-warning-sparks-selloff-cybersecurity-stocks-2022-11-30/

Honestly, looks like CrowdStrike said some shit would go down because they were contracting. Which uh - good call.

Every hacker in the world is posting this right now

I am assume it was Ed Zitron's post



the booze is on strike

what a fuckin' weekend for the booze to be on strike



Banks are screwing my wife around. Her mom put some money in an account years ago for her, and she's pulling it out to put it somewhere more reliable, but the cheque was listed in both names, and so banks are refusing to deposit it because it's in the name of two people. So she tried to go into the bank with both of them and endorse the cheque in front of bank employees, which even then they are being a pain in the ass about. This is stupid.

But she went in this morning.

CROWDSTRUCK

@silverwizard *sick electric guitar riff*

I was caught in the middle of an OS update (Windows)
I looked 'round and I knew there was no turning back (Windows)
My mind raced and I thought, what could I do? (Windows)
And I knew there was no help, no help from you (Windows)
Sound of the drums beating in my heart
The thunder of BSOD tore me apart

You've been - crowdstruck

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@Hypolite Petovan crowdstruck is the verb form of "ruined by a vendor"

"CrowdStrike was worse, but SolarWinds was another vendor that crowdstruck everyone"



Ug, I should have paid @404 Media long ago, they are the best reporting I've seen.

But at least I paid them Wednesday and I assume that my subscription will be spent on the spirits needed to get through their next few calls to CrowdStrike.

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The best part of owning a VR headset is that I can put on the headset, use it for an hour, remember why it sucks, and then move on


using the Serverless Framework to update some lambdas

And all I can think of "Didn't I use a framework so I didn't have to type the same thing a billion times?"



Google fucking hates file folder and file organization.

And holy fuck I hate it, and I worry it's bad for people exploring systems.



I hate when people talk about hobby tools as like "if you value your time"

1) fixing is a skill you should hone
2) fixing can be fun
3) hobbies are not something to optimize

Discussing valuing someone's time spent on hobbies in dollars is the worst grindset babble imaginable

I sell products ready-assembled, and do-it-yourself kits for building the same products. Some of my customers buy the kits because they really like building kits, and that's great.

But others buy the kits because they think they're entitled to the finished product at a lower price, and they begrudge every second of effort they must put into building the kit. Those people really exist and they are the market for tools that purport to save "the value of your time."

@Matthew Skala Yeah, that's valid. If you're doing it to save money - that's fine.

But this is a criticism of the *argument*, not the sale. People can and should sell preassembled things, kits, and more! Not everyone wants to build! But if someone is building on purpose, don't tell them to value their time.



My wife just found out I grew my hair out as a joke

21 years ago



When you see me holding a Macbook at BSDCan, you need to understand, it's running FreeBSD

Any #FreeBSD wifi people have some time? I'm using an ancient bwn card and this threahd (last post) is making me think there's a reversion to something because it's the only mention I can find using 14.0 https://forums.ghostbsd.org/viewtopic.php?t=2469

I've already built a kernel accepting the GPL so I'm not super afraid of getting my hands dirty

(I can provide better info in a bit, but the linked forum thread is my exact steps, which, once it was crashing the same way, lead me to that thread)

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Ok - so it looks like 2012 MacBook Airs hard crash when you put network on their Broadcom chip....

It's fine - but damn that sucks

I've got it working with OpenBSD and a wifi dongle



My wife is excited about a Fantasy Ball and now I'm looking for resources for customizing N95/p100 masks? Any good cosplay tips?

#cosplay #larp #covidisnotover

I can highly recommend magnets and lacey fabrics as good ways to decorate or customize respirators, specifically the disposables.

The Dräger 1950 N95 is arguably the best on the US market right now, and it has the most robust structure to handle added decoration without collapsing. The plastic anchors for the headband on each side also allow for hanging/mounting decorations.

For magnets, there are lapel pins and needle minders, but to customize/add on to, look at hijab magnets.

PS: the Dräger 1950 is what I'm wearing in my profile photo - along with a magnetic lapel pin.

Also, the small size of the 1950 fits the most people

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We paid a vendor for implementation

Now I'm considering blocking their emails



People really bad need to stop recommending Ubuntu as a valid Linux. It's just so... unpleasant.

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@GNU Too I just want them to stop suggesting snaps and GNOME


Anyone else had AWS suddenly start emailing them in Chinese out of nowhere?
I checked lambdaguard and komiser and cloudwatch and cloudtrail - I see no suspicious logins, no resources in strange places, our IDS didn't pick up anything, and all the APAC regions are disabled, and there's nothing in them. So it's not like we were suddenly hacked as far as I can tell.
@silverwizard Sorry about the anxiety attack ☹️

@Hypolite Petovan It's just fucking weird.

Why are they doing this?! my rep wont tell me!

once, years ago. I think they sent an email out a few days later saying sorry it was a bug. That obviously doesn't stop the panic.

Can it be translated and tied to a legitimate communication that got hit by a similar bug?

@j_angliss So they've done three in simplified Chinese so far, all with an English translation. They're about changes to Lambda in various APAC regions.

I don't know why as we have those regions disabled and nothing in use in them - but I definitely freaked the hell out.


@The Psychotic Network Ferret So I think you're 100% correct. And I think most fights about houseruling and ignoring rules is when those things cross modular barriers (you can add/remove modules, but ignoring part can be a problem), but D&D doesn't really acknowledge its own modularity
@The Psychotic Network Ferret I am far from a D&D player - but I tend to be very into the story and how we tell stories, and very into game rules. I think good games tell good stories with good rules. But yeah - I agree about the Say Yes Or Roll The Dice thing.


I am constantly shocked at how much we've normalized constant attacks and ransoms instead of just... letting people do security.
@silverwizard Got it, I was more asking about the normalization you also mentioned, but this is good stuff nonetheless.

@Hypolite Petovan The normalization is mostly a matter of fighting the process of seeing security as a cost center and underfunding it.

So - the core thing is complexities around risk and access. Part of corporate culture is risk appetite. Corporate culture loves accepting risk, and so security teams kinda don't have a lot of leverage. And that's where the problem is, ya know. I don't know how to fix that.




Google Docs has been randomly deciding to not let me copy/paste. I use Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V and it pops up the popup that tells me I have to use Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V to copy and paste.

This feels like another anti-competitive thing against firefox.

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> Google Docs has been [...] not letting me copy/paste. I use Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V and it [...] tells me I have to use Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V

I've been getting that for months. My solution is to switch to @nextcloud with @collabora as soon as this organization acquires another #SelfHosted server.

Been there. But #SpreadsheetAsDatabase isn't Google's fault, and won't get fixed with @nextcloud

Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V ≠ Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V *is* Google's fault, and can be fixed by eliminating Google.

@collabora

> Google docs spreadsheet

Google docs spreads shit

there, fixed it for you :-)




You can't scale a single-threaded process by adding more logical CPUs.

Why is this something that confuses people?

@Jonathan Lamothe it doesn't matter if the execution is out of order - the problem is that when you've got a CPU pegged, the second idle CPU doesn't help.

out of order operation isn't just about changing the order of the operations. It lets you (sometimes) pre-compute the result of future instructions as long as they're not based on the output of the previous ones enabling you to parallelize what would otherwise be a single execution thread. I imagine there's a point of diminishing returns though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNC9LPc3BI0

Perhaps I'm misunderstanding what you're saying?

@Jonathan Lamothe Yes, it's theoretically possible for there to be value. But it's not going to affect on the scale of "our system is constantly pegged"

all the out-of-order execution occurs inside a single CPU
adding more CPUs won't help speed up a single-threaded program

picture a call center
an attendant is like a CPU
the attendant can pay attention to one customer at a time. the customer may issue multiple requests/instructions, and an attendant with out-of-order operation may be able to look into and satisfy some of the requests before other earlier ones
however, adding more attendants wouldn't help this one customer get faster service, unless the customer started multiple calls (threads or processes), or the attendants could pass customer requests and context on to each other (that's not permitted by the call center design; they can only transfer entire calls)



The problem with the Eulogy for DevOps is that the last 20 years has been a series of ways of defining sysadmins away and then having them re-emerge from the muck.

We'll never have DevOps disappear because it'll just be yet another beast.

Sysadmin, DevOps, SRE, Infrastructure Engineer, it's all the same thing, it's just that people need to try to put us in new boxes to try to get around the fact that *making your systems reliable* is a hard and different job.

I've been at the same place for the past 4 years. My title has changed 3x. I'm still doing essentially the same thing, just on a different level of abstraction.

What makes it even funnier is that you haven't even listed my current job title: Platform Engineer. What will it be in two years? Who knows, it's all based on vibes.

@Aleksandar Todorović I usually look for SRE or Infrastructure these days, but it's a total crapshoot and half the time they offer me "devops" as my job title


If you're pentesting someone and you send them a report. Do your best to not have your report elicit a response of "Wut"


The hardest part of security work is when you have 15 urgent tasks and no one willing to prioritize them. And then you end up telling someone "I can't help on the outage, I need to reformat this document"

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my friend wrote a really good article about this

https://grimoire.ca/code/incident-response/

@Alex P. 👹 Ooooof I felt that blogpost hard.

Today it was literally "the entire devteam is down, but the CEO doesn't like how a document that's gone through three approvals and been in use for two years looks, so that's higher priority".

So kinda the opposite



Forever Knight (1992) was a better show than Moonlight (2008)

But seriously, they are very similar.

I think I like Moonlight better, but I want a LaCroix show rather than a Nick Knight show.

You'd think the show that wanted to be a Noir wouldn't be abjected copaganda. At least Forever Knight was boring and obvious about it.