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Me to a toddler:
"You're only allowed to eat things lower on the Mohs scale lower than your teeth"
"You're only allowed to eat things lower on the Mohs scale lower than your teeth"
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@PizzaFacts2go Muscle relaxers often help, unless I am required to be awake and alert for a baby
We have these sprays that ... like... feel weird but seem to help if it gets bad
But like - yeah - it's either pain every few weeks, or being a bad dad
We have these sprays that ... like... feel weird but seem to help if it gets bad
But like - yeah - it's either pain every few weeks, or being a bad dad
@HippyWizard well.... after they;ve gotten bigger for a while eventually you won't have to any more lol
Conan The Barbarian was such a high concept movie that expecting Conan the Destroyer to be in the same *genre* was, in retrospect, too big an ask
@HippyWizard One of my best call of cthulhu characters was a nerd college student who was obsessed with weird tales and a generic equivalent of conan the barbarian, whose slide into insanity involved him eventually believing he IS the barbarian.
@HippyWizard Which led to me fighting an imaginary necromancer in a thunderstorm on the roof of the winchester mystery house.
@HippyWizard His physical stats were really low but every time I tried to do something physical as the barbarian my dice consistently rolled hot. It was great
@PizzaFacts2go @HippyWizard me when my campaign got resolved by stabbing a corpse and setting a church on fire
@Gender_Thief @PizzaFacts2go Ya know, I've never even been near a church in Call of Cthulhu... But I've set a tonne of old manor houses on fire
@HippyWizard @PizzaFacts2go it’s a great tactic for fighting things you absolutely do not want to directly look at
@Gender_Thief @PizzaFacts2go In a Call of Cthulhu LARP I once ended up making a blanket fort and so the GM playing Nyarlathotep missed us, saving the two profs from Miskatonic, so I firmly believe in building over destruction
@HippyWizard @Gender_Thief are you telling me that you played hide and seek as an adult during a larp
@PizzaFacts2go @HippyWizard how are they gonna frown if they’re down after a patented rabbit orbital drop kick
@Gender_Thief @PizzaFacts2go I feel like you play characters who are described as "tweedy" less than I do
@HippyWizard @PizzaFacts2go i failed a sanity check twice but because of my character’s low intelligence i suffered no negative repercussions, as she was literally too stupid to notice that she was observing something impossible
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@HippyWizard the only "high concept" Conan i want to see is the initial four-hour script written by Oliver Stone while snorting several hundred kilos of cocaine
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babe are you ISO 8601 because you're the definition of a good date
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I realized recently that we can do Period Piece Cyberpunk
Like, do a Hackers style movie set in 1996 and there ya go!
Like, do a Hackers style movie set in 1996 and there ya go!
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Honestly, the idea of Period Piece Future weirds me out
Basically, we all live in the future, but keep pretending not to
Meaning we can have times of The Future in our own past
Basically, we all live in the future, but keep pretending not to
Meaning we can have times of The Future in our own past
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Hey Ottawa people. Is there a charity that wants working appliances? We have a good quality washer and dryer set that’s working well but we don’t need it. It would need someone to remove it/pick it up. Maybe someone helping with a person or family moving? #Ottawa
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Every time I talk about loving being a dad, keep in mind I've been pooped, peed, or vomitted on 5 times this week (Monday to Sunday week)
Also keep in mind, that that is exceptional and worth a grumbly comment
Also keep in mind, that that is exceptional and worth a grumbly comment
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Explaining to Shæ that some dice are made of triangles, and some dice made of squares
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Memories of when I was a junior IT heldesk in the early 2010s and had people calling me an idiot for not knowing what Class C meant in a network
Happy #CIDRDay, everyone!
Today in 1993, Class A, B, and C addresses were deprecated in favor of classless addresses.
28 years ago.
If a computer person talks about Class C addresses, they are not competent
mwl.io/archives/3758 #sysadminHappy #CIDRDay!
On 24 September 1993, the IETF published RFC 1519, designating Classless Interdomain Routing (CIDR) and variable length subnet masks as the standard. That particular document is obsoleted by later …Michael Warren Lucas
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Most of us old timers would know when you're talking about a class C you're talking about a /24 regardless of what address space it is now located in, a class B a /16, and a Class A an /8. Punks would get on your case for not using modern terminology, fuck them. As long as you know what you need to configure your router, that's what matters.
Yeah, ain't gonna disagree, just need the packets in the right spot
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I just wanna be clear though:
Please stop teaching people those terms in formal education
Please stop teaching people those terms in formal education
@HippyWizard I remember this coming up in the IT coursera course I took. I bet it will come up in the A+ study guide I'm reading through.
Ah, when then upload is exactly 11.2MB/s
Means something is 100base-t and you gotta go find the bad cable >.<
Means something is 100base-t and you gotta go find the bad cable >.<
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Every time Shæ falls he says "I'm ok!"
They're gonna think we're overprotective
They're gonna think we're overprotective
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Yeah, it's just very funny
Prat falls due to tiredness, "I'm ok!"
It's like he's doing a bad comedy routine, but also looks like we obsess
Prat falls due to tiredness, "I'm ok!"
It's like he's doing a bad comedy routine, but also looks like we obsess
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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as grep, is in fact, g/re/p or as I've recently taken to calling it, ed g/re/p
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The greatest pain of my whole life is hearing my son have his hair washed by my wife.
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He screams just as much when I wash his hair, but I gotta be cold when I do that
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Made up a CEO whose ransomware strategy is a mining rig in the basement
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Riverdale LARP where everyone gets stock characters to start session 1 and establish dynamics.
Every session is set in a different genre, and who the villain is is decided by a die roll.
All other dynamics need to stay the same.
Every session is set in a different genre, and who the villain is is decided by a die roll.
All other dynamics need to stay the same.
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Just imagine the GM taking you aside before game
"Ok, you're the Girl Next Door who is best friends with everyone. But here, you found a laser pistol in the woods and are now abducting people for your alien overlords."
"So I can win a fight?"
"What?"
"Ok, you're the Girl Next Door who is best friends with everyone. But here, you found a laser pistol in the woods and are now abducting people for your alien overlords."
"So I can win a fight?"
"What?"
Becky thinks.this is a traitor mechanic, but no you can be friends after she sends you to alien hell prison
It makes me happy that xmms still exists and is still a cool Winamp clone.
If I used window managers where I saw my media player sometimes, I would 100% use it again
If I used window managers where I saw my media player sometimes, I would 100% use it again
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Apparently, I can't just point a regular xmpp client at it. I'll have to figure out how to properly configure prosody. Truth be told, I know very little about xmpp.
I'm too tired to actually work on something, I guess I'll just try to get wifi to work on a Linux system where KDE is installed by not used
Honestly, kids are a lot of work.
2 kids is more than twice as much work as one.
But kids are the best part of my life in ways I cannot describe.
if you think you want kids a little, do it. It's amazing.
2 kids is more than twice as much work as one.
But kids are the best part of my life in ways I cannot describe.
if you think you want kids a little, do it. It's amazing.
This would be my advice too, if you want kids yourself, go for it and be ready to shape your life around them because they're here to stay.
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When directors hate on the MCU they, seems to be, hating on the way that Disney is eating the industry, and literally one film series is getting *most* blockbusters. We don't have a film industry
And I think it's important to point out that the MCU is one of the only creative places where the main creators would probably be upset if you said they created art.
NO MISTER BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO..
*whispering*
yeah it’s me… the trapdoors aren’t opening. yeah, I already removed the kernel module and modprobed it again.. what? yeah I did upgrade kvm but why would that.. what the fuck?
https://twitter.com/iximeow/status/1438676919659024385
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It seems real fun
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Meaning that when they stopped routing, once their DNS TTL ended, everything NX Domained.
This is pretty simple and hundreds of independent observers saw it.
Also, if the government shut them down - they kinda woulda said so. Government domain jacking usually has had a banner in the past. And government employees tend to shout their accomplishments from the rooftops.
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This was neither the normal method of domain seizure, nor similar.
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