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I bet my girlfriend that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion boosts on Mastodon.

She said she doesn't believe me. She said there's only 13 million accounts on Mastodon. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle so hard to comprehend large numbers.

Let's prove her wrong everyone. Boost away and show her just how awesome the Mastodon community is.

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"There isn't enough people in the world for this!"

Sounds to me like there isn't enough ambition either. Live your dreams!

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the solution to this is the same as the solution to the birthday candle problem as you get older. Just as you let each single candle represent x number of candles, each boost can be equal to x boosts.
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I represent 5 billion people, so you are half done. Find another me and, voila, tell the g-friend you triumphed. 😊😊💕😊
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Only playing along because your post is funny. Your GF is clearly smart. Sounds like she’s a keeper. Happy #caturday (because every day is Caturday for my felines).
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Only nine billion nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred seventy-four to go. We can do this!
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I was going to help, but you're at 69 so I can't. Sorry, my hands are tied.
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So you are in fact Fishy, pretending you're human and Ruby is your girlfriend! You've been playing us the entire time! And this is just a pretext to show us how amazing you look together. Oh you! 😼
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Is that a technique to federate all the instances through this toot ?
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Our cat, Empress of the Universe, says "Thou shalt boost, unboost and reboost the cats of @lowqualityfacts. Go forth and be boostful."

#cat #CatsOfMastodon

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Based on the amount of boosts this post has gotten since you posted, it will take approximately 126.25 years at the current boosts/minute.
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its advised to add #[url=https://wetdry.world/tags/catsofmastodon]catsofmastodon[/url] tag to this post, so more cat enjoyers see it
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🥥 I'm going to quietly walk past all the valid reasons to boost this clever toot with well-composed #AltText to simply say, "Fishy" is an absolutely wonderful name for a #TuxedoCat. Also I like how well the two cats are getting along with each other. 🥥
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You were crossing your fingers when you whispered 'cubed.' Right? Right?
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Given the current boost rate per hour it will take approximately 4.150 years to accomplish that goal. Seems like you can make it!
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She doesn't know that cat pics are heavenly images which are to be cherished and can get not only 10 billion boosts but 10 trillion boosts! We'll prove her wrong
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🥥 I, for one, miss the low-quality handwriting with which you usually craft your toots, Mr. Facts, but I will overlook its absence this one time. 🥥
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I don't even like cats, but the opportunity to prove someone wrong on the internet is too good to pass up. 🤣😎
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, I got to defend you here. From what a can tell your comprehension with numbers is the same not matter how big or small.
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Clearly your girlfriend doesn't comprehend Magic Numbers.

For example: by applying the quantum physics of string theory in multi-universes, I count for a billion views just by myself.

See #NeildeGrasseTyson 🌌

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You might reach that number on Twitter because so many users there have multiple fake accounts, and/or are trolls.
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I read somewhere on the internets that there 48 billion Mastodon users. I have seen no compelling reason to believe otherwise. 👍
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so let approve the the time-travel signal boost pull-request that is going to be implemented any time soon (or past)
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I know this is a trap but do not care because that is a gorgeous cat
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🐱 😸 😺 😹 😻 😽 Internet storage capacity will get busted by just one picture
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Well, I see you are up to 27. What do you have to pay her if you lose?
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before I boost this 9 billion times, what’s The Bet? What happens if you lose?
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Yeah whatever, why are you letting a cat sit on somebody's framed embroidery that took hours of work?
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If you count them like 'husband points,' you'll reach 10 billion in no time.

If you count them like 'wife points,' you lose the bet.

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I want to be a part of this party! One small boost for me, one giant boost for all of Mastodonkind!
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@arose62 Wow, that took a lot longer than I expected.
@_
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Listen to your cutie Before covid hit there was 8 billion world wide
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🥥 Attention everyone on the #Fediverse:
A lovely guy who provides us with low quality facts on #Mastodon is trying to win a bet with his #GirlFriend and has wagered his best kidney that he can get 10 billion boosts of a #cat photo.
Call all your friends right now and have them boost the toot of @lowqualityfacts
The universe will thank you, we will usher in an epoch of world peace, and the cats are cute. 🥥
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🥥 At 7:45 PM on the left coast, Low, you were at 499 boosts.
I, for one, predict that you will have your 10-billion boosts before dawn wherever you are in the world right now. 🥥
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"Could get" ≠ "Will get"… like winning the lottery.

«17 things more likely to happen to you than winning the lottery»

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There aren't 10 billion people in the world, let alone on Mastodon, 😅
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joke's on her: I have three Mastodon accounts and could boost this from each. 👍🏻
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I favourited it instead. I hope that counts to your total. Maybe you could multiply boosts by favourites? That seems fair.
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what am i reading? am i having a stroke? i think i am having a stroke.
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@steveriggins clearly not accounting for the fact that the population of Earth will eventually surpass 10 billion, and Mastodon is forever.

It’s the long game.

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Ten Billion isn’t a large number.

If you suddenly found yourself covered in ten billion ants, you wouldn’t be saying, “that’s a large number of ants”, you’d be screaming, “HELP! I’M BEING EATEN ALIVE BY A HUGE SWARM OF ANTS!”

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I struggle to comprehend all these buttons. Now, where did that young man who was helping me, go? He said he was taking my wallet to be relaminated. I didn’t even know it could get delaminated! I wonder if that young man will tell me when he comes back, how to turn off Siri. She just keeps listening, but not responding. I bet she’s writing down every word I say, the sneaky electronic minx! Why, I should look up a way to turn her off just to spite her! Siri, look up…
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get rid of the cats
Cats kill
Get rid of them and don't promote them on social media.
Now
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I like it but she may be right regarding your large number weakness 😉
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I liked it but didn't boost it, because it's not a picture of a #puppy and I don't want to upset my millions of followers with cat pictures.

If you only hit 9,999,999,999 likes though, I'll help you out.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I

I count as two! 🤪

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Tell her that you have the 10 billion boosts already but that these won't necessarily show up in your timeline. Make sure that if challenged, you are prepared to.give a little lecture on federated networks and the ActivityPub protocol.
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Tell her to check back in 100 years. Boy, will she be surprised.
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It shows 10,000,001,337 boosts, so congrats, I think are in order.
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the 70 Billion Cat Boosts of Mastodon, where are the hiding ?
The 70 Billion Cat Boosts of Mastodon, where are they hiding ?

youtu.be/eou8RRpA9RY

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She just doesn’t understand that you’re in it for the long long game.
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Wow! We're almost there, just 2.4K short of the target, keeping boosting!
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we all need to make a bunch of alt accounts and boost it on all of them 😎
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I don't know why she has to be so mean about people who have difficulty with numbers.

Anyway I checked your post by the way and I see that you already achieved your goal!!

You got 10 billion boosts! Of your cute picture of 800 million cats!!

Congratulations!

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Ten billion in base 2 is only 1024 in base 10. I HAVE FAITH IN YOUR CATS
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my boost is in reality equivalent to 1.2 million boosts. just saying!
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You did not mention a time frame. You are sure to win if you take a few billion years
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You bet your girlfriend. Who were you making that bet with, and what do you get if you win?