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I bet my girlfriend that this picture of our cats could get 10 billion boosts on Mastodon.

She said she doesn't believe me. She said there's only 13 million accounts on Mastodon. She said there aren't even 10 billion people on Earth. She said it concerns her that I struggle so hard to comprehend large numbers.

Let's prove her wrong everyone. Boost away and show her just how awesome the Mastodon community is.
Fishy (handsome devil tuxedo cat) and Ruby (cute lil grey and white cat) lying on a framed stitched art thing of birds and flowers.
"There isn't enough people in the world for this!"

Sounds to me like there isn't enough ambition either. Live your dreams!
the solution to this is the same as the solution to the birthday candle problem as you get older. Just as you let each single candle represent x number of candles, each boost can be equal to x boosts.
I represent 5 billion people, so you are half done. Find another me and, voila, tell the g-friend you triumphed. 😊😊💕😊
Only playing along because your post is funny. Your GF is clearly smart. Sounds like she’s a keeper. Happy #caturday (because every day is Caturday for my felines).
But first: what did you bet?
I love that this implies you have at least three kidneys, if you read it like a grammar nerd. :D
If you get just 10 boosts a day, you'll be well on your way in no time. Rooting for you, bestie <3 <3 <3
Only nine billion nine hundred ninety-nine million nine hundred ninety-nine thousand nine hundred seventy-four to go. We can do this!
38 so far - you're nearly there!
At 45 boosts already, you are well on your way.
But how many bot accounts are there? Infinite!!!
Hacker community: /challenge accepted/
I was going to help, but you're at 69 so I can't. Sorry, my hands are tied.
20 billion? Pfft, those are rookie numbers. Let's go for TREE(3) boosts.
"Don't humor him!"
Hey, don’t drag {the population of Earth} into your fights!
So you are in fact Fishy, pretending you're human and Ruby is your girlfriend! You've been playing us the entire time! And this is just a pretext to show us how amazing you look together. Oh you! 😼
@flargh 2^214 is way over 10 billion. I think it’s called “the algorithm.”
These cats are good cats I am happy
Within what time frame?
Is that a technique to federate all the instances through this toot ?
Удачи, брат ! 👍
Woah woah woah .....hold on...let me boost 😂😂🤣
Bold. So who gets your girlfriend should you lose this bet?
Our cat, Empress of the Universe, says "Thou shalt boost, unboost and reboost the cats of @lowqualityfacts. Go forth and be boostful."

#cat #CatsOfMastodon
A cat o a golden blanket sits in the sun with her eyes shut.
@Low Quality Facts Are you *trying* to make me invent ten billion fake actors and crush mstdn.social by accident?
@silverwizard that's what I thought... Lol
Based on the amount of boosts this post has gotten since you posted, it will take approximately 126.25 years at the current boosts/minute.
People are so boostgeil. We should favorite more.
why wouldn't she believe you? Facts are facts...quality bedamned
this is the content I pay for!
Fuck it, might as well try!
She doesn't believe in your dreams. Dump her.
There you go, all the proof you need. Congratulations!
Metadata of cat image post edited to show 10 billion and 1 boosts.
You know this ain't twitter, right?
its advised to add #[url=https://wetdry.world/tags/catsofmastodon]catsofmastodon[/url] tag to this post, so more cat enjoyers see it
🥥 I'm going to quietly walk past all the valid reasons to boost this clever toot with well-composed #AltText to simply say, "Fishy" is an absolutely wonderful name for a #TuxedoCat. Also I like how well the two cats are getting along with each other. 🥥
You were crossing your fingers when you whispered 'cubed.' Right? Right?
someone startup the botnet rq
🥥 You have a girlfriend?
Do we know her?
Is she in #Canada? 🥥
We're great cause we don't do that brother.
High Quality Boost for Low Quality Facts.

Gotta save that kidney.
Given the current boost rate per hour it will take approximately 4.150 years to accomplish that goal. Seems like you can make it!
Mr Zuckerberg, tear down that wall
She doesn't know that cat pics are heavenly images which are to be cherished and can get not only 10 billion boosts but 10 trillion boosts! We'll prove her wrong
🥥 I, for one, miss the low-quality handwriting with which you usually craft your toots, Mr. Facts, but I will overlook its absence this one time. 🥥
I don't even like cats, but the opportunity to prove someone wrong on the internet is too good to pass up. 🤣😎
the journey of a billion boost starts with just one... 🧘
Whoa, whoa, whoa, I got to defend you here. From what a can tell your comprehension with numbers is the same not matter how big or small.
Clearly your girlfriend doesn't comprehend Magic Numbers.

For example: by applying the quantum physics of string theory in multi-universes, I count for a billion views just by myself.

See #NeildeGrasseTyson 🌌
I do it for Spam. 1 meeeellion boosts
You might reach that number on Twitter because so many users there have multiple fake accounts, and/or are trolls.
I was the 100th booster! That means I get something special right?
Original poster's picture of their cats. Underneath is the Mastodon statistics, noting that I was the 100th booster of this post.
boost a da kitties
I read somewhere on the internets that there 48 billion Mastodon users. I have seen no compelling reason to believe otherwise. 👍
323 boosts, we're halfway there already!
so let approve the the time-travel signal boost pull-request that is going to be implemented any time soon (or past)
one, two skip a few, ninety-nine, 10 billion. #done
#done
I know this is a trap but do not care because that is a gorgeous cat
🐱 😸 😺 😹 😻 😽 Internet storage capacity will get busted by just one picture
Well, I see you are up to 27. What do you have to pay her if you lose?
does she accept boost iou's?
before I boost this 9 billion times, what’s The Bet? What happens if you lose?
Yeah whatever, why are you letting a cat sit on somebody's framed embroidery that took hours of work?
I am part of the 10 billion & I boosted it
If you count them like 'husband points,' you'll reach 10 billion in no time.

If you count them like 'wife points,' you lose the bet.
Sorry but not a cat fan…
I want to be a part of this party! One small boost for me, one giant boost for all of Mastodonkind!
What happens if you win the bet?
Cats are love. Cats are life.
They are sooooo adorable!! 😍 💞
@arose62 Wow, that took a lot longer than I expected.
@_
... pounding on the boost :blobcatadorablepinkpat:
My like counts for 5 billion likes so this is doable
Wish i could boost twice, they are cute cats :)
I applaud your commitment to bad math.
Listen to your cutie Before covid hit there was 8 billion world wide
🥥 Attention everyone on the #Fediverse:
A lovely guy who provides us with low quality facts on #Mastodon is trying to win a bet with his #GirlFriend and has wagered his best kidney that he can get 10 billion boosts of a #cat photo.
Call all your friends right now and have them boost the toot of @lowqualityfacts
The universe will thank you, we will usher in an epoch of world peace, and the cats are cute. 🥥
🥥 At 7:45 PM on the left coast, Low, you were at 499 boosts.
I, for one, predict that you will have your 10-billion boosts before dawn wherever you are in the world right now. 🥥
+10B and -10B equals 0... that's a defeatist attitude :badabing:
"Could get" ≠ "Will get"… like winning the lottery.

«17 things more likely to happen to you than winning the lottery»

https://www.reviewjournal.com/business/personal-finance/17-things-more-likely-to-happen-to-you-than-winning-the-lottery-181005/
There aren't 10 billion people in the world, let alone on Mastodon, 😅
baby shark has *13 billions* views, so everything is possible!
joke's on her: I have three Mastodon accounts and could boost this from each. 👍🏻
You got pretty close!
even though she’s right, I boosted 😅
I favourited it instead. I hope that counts to your total. Maybe you could multiply boosts by favourites? That seems fair.
Disappointed. It's going slower than I expected.

Obv didn't expect to hit 10B overnight, but I figured we'd at least have a few 100M by now.
oh, go on then.
what am i reading? am i having a stroke? i think i am having a stroke.
he's the one that did the same stunt on FaceSlap years ago! DOH!
Now if it was a dog...
i boosted with the force of six million boosts
🥥 It now sez 634 boosts under these sweet darlings, Low.
That's 634 #BILLION, right? 🥥
each #JohnMastodon boost counts as a billion regular boosts
@steveriggins clearly not accounting for the fact that the population of Earth will eventually surpass 10 billion, and Mastodon is forever.

It’s the long game.
re-boosted. We must be getting near the 100 mark by now...
Ten Billion isn’t a large number.

If you suddenly found yourself covered in ten billion ants, you wouldn’t be saying, “that’s a large number of ants”, you’d be screaming, “HELP! I’M BEING EATEN ALIVE BY A HUGE SWARM OF ANTS!”
I struggle to comprehend all these buttons. Now, where did that young man who was helping me, go? He said he was taking my wallet to be relaminated. I didn’t even know it could get delaminated! I wonder if that young man will tell me when he comes back, how to turn off Siri. She just keeps listening, but not responding. I bet she’s writing down every word I say, the sneaky electronic minx! Why, I should look up a way to turn her off just to spite her! Siri, look up…
get rid of the cats
Cats kill
Get rid of them and don't promote them on social media.
Now
I like it but she may be right regarding your large number weakness 😉
Just a number game and fun, frolic!😌😌
I boosted it 10 times. I'm sure that's how it works

I liked it but didn't boost it, because it's not a picture of a #puppy and I don't want to upset my millions of followers with cat pictures.

If you only hit 9,999,999,999 likes though, I'll help you out.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
And so am I

I count as two! 🤪

Here are my 300 million boosts — hope this helps!
Tell her that you have the 10 billion boosts already but that these won't necessarily show up in your timeline. Make sure that if challenged, you are prepared to.give a little lecture on federated networks and the ActivityPub protocol.
Tell her to check back in 100 years. Boy, will she be surprised.
🥥 I feel as if I'm experiencing something the French call deja vu, Low. 🥥
It shows 10,000,001,337 boosts, so congrats, I think are in order.
Hacked mastodon to show a post got 10,000,001,337 boost. Didn't really hack, just changed the source code and took a screenshot. 

Cute AF cats thou :D
Boosted but you should hang on to that gal!
Let her handle the checkbook.

the 70 Billion Cat Boosts of Mastodon, where are the hiding ?
The 70 Billion Cat Boosts of Mastodon, where are they hiding ?

https://youtu.be/eou8RRpA9RY

She just doesn’t understand that you’re in it for the long long game.
Nice gloves and socks!
Wow! We're almost there, just 2.4K short of the target, keeping boosting!
we all need to make a bunch of alt accounts and boost it on all of them 😎
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I love your cats but I'm not falling for this b.s.
It appears even the cats have given up on explaining it to you.
we may not get this to 10 billion today but we will in time.
With cats like those, anything is possible.

I don't know why she has to be so mean about people who have difficulty with numbers.

Anyway I checked your post by the way and I see that you already achieved your goal!!

You got 10 billion boosts! Of your cute picture of 800 million cats!!

Congratulations!

Um... Ok, since it's low quality facts....

@lowqualityfacts

ten billion is totally doable.
I just tried to unboost/reboost. It didn't change the count 😾
Ten billion in base 2 is only 1024 in base 10. I HAVE FAITH IN YOUR CATS
my boost is in reality equivalent to 1.2 million boosts. just saying!
You did not mention a time frame. You are sure to win if you take a few billion years
“let’s prove her wrong everyone”
You bet your girlfriend. Who were you making that bet with, and what do you get if you win?