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Competitive ________

What’s the worst you can think of to fill in the blank?
@Hypolite Petovan see the worst get to just shock and horror, but like "Reading" or "Meditation" sounds fraught and awful
@silverwizard
"Competitive Meditation" just made my Day :)
@silverwizard The first couple answers I received so far are "people" and "salary", so it's both mundane and pretty awful already.
@Hypolite Petovan yeah but like "sexual assault" was my first thought
Alright this inspired me to mention Competitive Pottying to my two year old....

Which is a program I do not want to contemplate
@calcifer This sounds absolutely awesome as a reality TV show, quick someone get on that before OSHA gets a whiff of it.
I feel like Adam Savage is the one to host