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Virtual Planet Network?

Broadcast a signal to the voyager 2 spacecraft to reprogram it to be a proxy for IP over outer space. There was no particular security in the 70s so it should be possible to load any code you like. It predates DRM, so it should be willing to run arbitrary code, such as that which you need to watch netflix without rights.

This isn't a segue to a sponsored search, is it?

Imagine the EULA for iCloud Family Sharing among the Denobulans

the problem is that they have a blocklist of all the VPN subspace relays