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I should do the courses, become a certified SOC/ISO/whatever auditor, and then dye my hair blue

I have some of my most fun work conversations with auditors - but ... uh... the auditor stereotypes always make me laugh

@silverwizard I expect you to start by the hair dye.
@Hypolite Petovan Honestly, I haven't dyed my hair in years, and I wanna do it again

@Hypolite Petovan It's just

I love talking to auditors, they seem so refreshingly dedicated to work. And yet whenever I talk about audits people are like "auditors are boring" and so ...

I would make a normal audit person - right? Make people being audited explode