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"It's too early for this shit," really has no connection to time or place. It's a mindset. And buddy? Right now? It's too early for this shit.
tired: "it's 5 o'clock somewhere"
wired: "it's too early for this shit somewhere"
similarly, "i'm too old for this shit" really has no connection to a specific age. you can be too old for this shit at any point in your life
My 14 month old is often *too old for this shit*
closely related to "getting too old for this shit"
You gotta teach 'em how to do that world-weary thousand yard stare while they say it too.