I don't want to advocate for a foreign invasion of the US, but if we were to happen to leave the door to Canada unlocked one night and they snuck in and annexed us, I feel like I could live with that.
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in reply to Matt Blaze • • •Quebec is a problem because of the French language thing but on the whole i'd go for being Sud du Québec as they have the best pastries and i hear they make beer and soda from Christmas trees.
@CleoQc Can we please. You only have to take New York State if you don't want all of us
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in reply to Matt Blaze • • •@erin Americans would be lucky if DoFo level problems were the worst of what they're facing.
I say this as a committed "Doug is the worst" ON resident, who has lived down south too.
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in reply to Kevin Mirsky • •@Kevin Mirsky @Matt Blaze Ok - sorry, I just saw this thread. But...
Wait...
The US doesn't have WiFI?! Or is there something even more horrid
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in reply to silverwizard • • •@silverwizard my guess? We know when merchants had to upgrade to chip readers, they went with the cheapest options. So they definitely didn't get those features then, and I'm sure they're reluctant to spend the money again to upgrade to portable ones.
And since giving your card to the waiter has always been our norm, there's no pressure for restaurants to change. Don't get me wrong, I'd love for it to change, but I don't think most Americans know it doesn't have to be this way
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Mike - you know Mike, from Vancouver, right? [1] - had a different plan we decided not to go with, so I guess I can spill the beans on it here now.
We were going to move the border south a kilometer every Sunday night. Eventually, you'd just wake up and realize you were Canadian. We couldn't figure out how to sneak away with the firearms we'd have to confiscate, though. Even Bob - you know Bob, from Toronto, right? - he's pretty strong, but he didn't think he could haul them all. So we ditched his plan.
[1] Canada has lots of legends regarding interactions with Americans. One is that while travelling in the USA, you get asked "Hey, I have a Canadian friend. Do you know Mike, from Vancouver?"...
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in reply to C. • • •@cazabon @CleoQc You don't have to make off with the firearms! Just move them south, to the other side of the border. Eventually they all just spill in to the Gulf of America, thereby also fulfilling the destiny foretold by its new name.
Please get started soon.
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