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My 3yo is asleep
My wife is at the store
My 1yo found a plate he could smash
My wife moved the broom to a room where I couldn't find it

Needless to say, my barely speaking 1yo now knows the word fuck
It's OK

My 3yo had a swearing phase, but he got bored when we didn't get annoyed
That one's pretty dang cute

Swearing in French got me through middle school, so it's good to learn!