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I officially think I can list as my job qualifications:
1) Constantly terrified of realistic threats
2) good at regex
Oh, I 100% think these are easily my most marketable skills quite seriously.

Being terrified of realistic things is INCREDIBLY hard. And a solid regex can save millions of dollars for the right company.

I once found a bug we'd introduced 6 months ago by going through 1.5 TB of logs and constructing useful graphs, using nothing by a t2.large and grep/guplot.