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My 5yo just asked me "Was Andre the Giant smarter than you"

What the fuck do you say to that?!

in reply to silverwizard

probably about a lot of things but not about some other things because that's how smart works
in reply to DJ Sundog

@DJ Sundog - from the toot-lab Yeah, I basically said that I didn't know what smart meant, because there's lots of ways someone can be smart, and that we're mostly different.

But he's insistent smart means number of facts known.

But honestly, the part that tripped me up as Andre the Giant

in reply to silverwizard

@silverwizard: well, Andre the Giant has an explicit posse, so that's a thing he's got that I don't, I guess. No word on "smarter" tho.
in reply to BB

@BB Yeah! Being Andre the Giant sounds terrible. But Andre the Giant *is* awesome. Not gonna conflict on that.
@BB