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You are on a raft in the ocean, holding a paddle. Ahead you see two islands. On each island stands one man — Tommy Wiseau and Neil Breen. Both are waving you in. Whose island do you paddle towards?

  • Tommy Wiseau (56%, 21 votes)
  • Neil Breen (43%, 16 votes)
37 voters. Poll end: 1 year ago

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Alex P. 👹
Alex P. 👹
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head towards Wiseau's island, pick him up, take him to Breen's island, return to Wiseau's island by yourself
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silverwizard
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@Alex P. 👹 @Psychic Tides What if Wiseau talked to you while swimming and you suddenly stopped having thoughts and drowned?
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Alex P. 👹
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@silverwizard what if wiseau and breen mated, and every day you looked over at the other island and saw more and more of their offsprimg waving back
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silverwizard
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@Alex P. 👹 @Psychic Tides Holy fuck. Just slowly growing an island. A divergent species.

I want to be clear - I did watch the web show Tommy Explains it All, and me and my roommmate at the time last all the time. Both of us basically awoke 1.5 hours later.

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We Got One
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@silverwizard @saddestrobots I own a copy of The Tommy Wi-Show and I am more confused than ever. I don’t know how a Wiseau/Breen mating would turn out.

But I do want to watch the courtship.

Tommy hands Neil a single red rose. Breen dons the ceremonial bloody face bandages…

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We Got One
We Got One
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@saddestrobots @silverwizard If Wiseau and Breen mated, their offspring would be like Miss Piggy’s and Kermit’s — not little people who are half Tommy and half Breen, but each a tiny version of a full Wiseau or a full Neil Breen.
Miss Piggy and Kermit with their children who are all full pig or full frog
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silverwizard
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@Psychic Tides @Alex P. 👹 The Tommy Wi-Show is about one quarter the level of confusing as Tommy Explains it All
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We Got One
We Got One
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Thank god. I did not wanna be trapped on an island with Cornelius Breen.
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We Got One
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Full Disclosure: I was biased towards Tommy Wiseau because I once played catch football with him in the middle of Fillmore St., San Francisco.
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