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Ok mastodon. What are our thoughts on arson and insurance fraud as viable alternatives to cleaning?
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Que
Que
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the paperwork time alone is going to cost you more than just paying for a cleaning company to come in and help
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Michael C. Bazarewsky
Michael C. Bazarewsky
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attorney to accused, on the witness stand: "can you explain how this all started?"

😂

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silverwizard
silverwizard
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You probably end up living with your parents or similar relation for a few weeks, so not worth it
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Tröglödÿt
Tröglödÿt
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pay a local underage entrepreneur in crypto through a smart contract that releases the funds on payout from the insurance company
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Lex Tenebris
Lex Tenebris
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Of your own house or someone else's?

Mind you, my answer is the same but it could differ from someone else's.

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Lex Tenebris
Lex Tenebris
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Here's a match, here's some gasoline. Have a good time.

Though if you're in the northern hemisphere, keep in mind it's quite cold outside.

I also strongly advocate for securing your servers with the fire axe. Find a hacker, give the server the axe. It's the only reasonable solution.

And don't get me started about spiders…

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