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If you break a barrel around someone's house or in their shop they get mad at you and won't give you quests or do business with you for a bit. That always bothered me in Zelda.
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Given the barrels are characters just like them, do they act like you just murdered someone in their home?
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What if breaking a shop's pottery was a Hylian custom, started a long time ago when the potters guild was going through a rough spell and needed to drum up business? Would have been funny if they leaned into that. "Don't forget to break our pots on the way out! Have a nice day!"
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Dragon Quest pretty much requires you to break or steal anything that’s not nailed down, and I have to construct a persona of a flawed hero who never learned the difference between right and wrong, just so I can sit with myself as I raid the cabinets in the orphanage.
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Everyone in a Zelda town seems inviting to you, as you're the Hero and all, but it still seems fine that they have a bad reaction to you vandalizing.
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Opens up a whole insurance side quest line where you’ll be able to do it but have to sign a form when leaving a house!πŸ˜…
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ooooor you could implement the chicken storm / bovine defense force model. I.e. either a horde of very aggressive exploding barrels or an extremely powerful super-barrel.
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there's a house in Wind Waker where the owner will fine you for breaking his pots.
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I like to believe that everyone is in on it.

Like, "Oh yeah, that's just Link. He'll break your pots and take your rupees and arrows, but it's cool because one day he'll save Hyrule."

The hero that legend foretold. Link, Breaker of Pots.

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sorry ? I've seen Link breaking people's pot and opening their chests for decades and NPCs have always behaved as if it did not matter.

What Zelda have you been playing?

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