Harp :wigglytuff:

wigglytuffitout@elekk.xyz

35 y/o , token cishet, ex-tumblr-user, spoonie, 15 chronic conditions in a trenchcoat, and actual cyborg.

i am white to the point of considering ham salad a valid food item; also a member of the "green fluff is good, actually!" brigade

my CWs are often isekais. also i made a bingo card once

come into my cellar fortunado, i promise there is only a nice vintage of shitpost and i will absolutely not brick you in with walls of text

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Harp :wigglytuff:

1 year ago •

Harp :wigglytuff:
1 year ago •

while i know those words are going to be largely wasted, i admit i hadn't figured out the funniest part of qoto's admin being pathetic:

bringing in lawyers when eugen removed qoto from 'recommended instances'

like this

Мерседес+Ванесса

1 year ago •

he what?

silverwizard

1 year ago

I am in awe of this move

Recommendation Is Required

Hypolite Petovan likes this.

Harp :wigglytuff:

1 year ago •

@silverwizard @DissonantEevee @aradinfinity here y'all all go, specific reciepts as mentioned https://social.pixie.town/@joepie91/109434660872746471

there's a scattering more in the archived email list wherein dude got so bigmad that he wrote a long blog post calling eugen a nazi https://lists.ffdn.org/wws/arc/mastodon-admin/2022-11/msg00020.html

lol, and, dare we even say, lmao. really underscores the fact that between the using-kiwifarms-scraper-to-email-admins-whining-about-being-defederated and this, qoto's beloved "free speech" actually means "you have to give me buttpats and validation all the time and if you don't i will sue you"