This actually happened to me this weekend:

Son: Dad, can we see Wakanda Forever?
Me: Nah, but we can see it for about 2 and a half hours.
Son: *glares* Stop using that joke.
Me: What?
Son: When I asked if we could see Spider-Man: Far From Home, you said, "No, but we can see it close to home" and I'm tired of that joke now.

#dadjokes