convenient.email

So this is apparently a real message sent by someone who was also the author of Skyrim Devourment, which is a vore mod for Skyrim with hard coded killswitches to make the save corrupt itself if you played it with a male character. @OCRbot
A note sent via Furaffinity. OCRbot has been asked to transcribe
Kothas

Unix is to programming as glue is to origami
Haven

The Nintendo Switch is setup to cost a lot of money and the store was laid out by someone who has never seen a video game, I am convinced of both things
The Trough

Gateway

Xak Tsaroth

"mom can we buy a sound mixer?"

"no we have sound mixer at home"

sound mixer at home:
Image/photo
Gateway

Qualinost

I feel like I shouldn't call the ongoing government benefits for the pandemic "ronabux"
Ansalon
Hypolite Petovan friendica (via ActivityPub)
I didn’t receive their reply ☹️
Hypolite Petovan friendica (via ActivityPub)
Now I received it but it isn't the parent of your reply...

(resharing)

“I’ve switched the labels on all of my roommate’s spices.”

“Have they discovered what you’ve done yet?”

“No… but trust me: that thyme is cumin.”
Ansalon

Becky is playing a JRPG and keeps complaining about robbing these chests she finds
Ansalon
Patrick Marchiodi friendica (via ActivityPub)
haha, I can relate! I always found it very strange that in JRPGs you go into people's houses and take the stuff you want xD

Ergoth

I fucking hate Docker and the generation of shitty "engineers" that were raised on it. Docker's answer to "it works on my machine" is to ship the fucking dev's machine straight into prod. It's the most reprehensible, garbage idea to come out of the already fucked "devops" culture. Then they put _thousands_ of knobs on it so that everyone can break it in their own special way, revealing their "infrastructure" for the pile of popsickle sticks and glue it was always made out of. They spend the weekend fixing it and the CEO thinks their engineering team is working really hard while the ashes of their burning VC money gently settle in a small pile at their feet. Docker is the opposite of engineering.
Mithas

Academy of Sorcery

Temple of Zeboim

@aura
Qualinost

Do not use zoom:

https://protonmail.com/blog/zoom-privacy-issues/

And to all developers out there:
Stop using facebook sdk and other stupid stuff. Take care of your users!

# # # # # #
Ansalon

Temple of Zeboim

Y'know... I see the statement "The web is unusable without Javascript" bandied about a *lot*, and... no, no it isn't.
I often have to enable 3rd-party **CSS** to make a site look presentable, but JS? Not so much.

There's usually the "Plox enabuw Jawascwipt uwu" messagebar, but that's not "unusable."
Inn of the Last Home

Yes, MacOS does weird crap, and sometimes keeps your cursor context even if your screen is locked. Meaning all the admins at the job I worked where we all used MacOS managed to type their password into a chat window
Straights of Schallsea

Yeah - these deals are the literal best
Solace

The "don't cross the picket line" thing, where people say not to buy from companies that are on strike makes little sense to me.

You need the owners to be forced to give refunds because they don't have workers, not for them to just see a dip in revenue they blame on the workers
Silver Dragon Mountain

Why did we all settle on the worst video conferencing software?
Newsea

One of the things I'm thinking about is how much I can make my NPCs different by having them treat the Seattle Barrens as if they are in different genres

The different power levels, skills, and abilities allow a really different way of interacting, and give different feelings
Silvanesti

Academy of Sorcery
Patrick Marchiodi friendica (via ActivityPub)
I'm not familiar with Tinker, so I might be having some misunderstanding here ^^;

Who are they?
Tinker is a fairly famous social engineer and physical pentester, also famously will post life updates with inconsistent photos that imply things about themselves that contradict

But mostly, I believe they are calling for collective action, either voting or revolution, but I think a little more on the revolution side

The hardest part of trying to write characters in Shadowrun is keeping the different characters level of slang consistent with themselves, and making sure that everyone uses slang that they would.
Pax Tharkas

As a sysadmin I am allergic to doing things, and not making things to do things

As infosec, I am constantly afraid of doing things and auditing the things that do things
Gods Row

Why is it that Kubernetes doesn't have a first class support for sending logs out via syslog?

Even docker wasn't stupid enough to not have this obvious feature
Ankatavaka

this is why software engineering isn't actually engineering imo
Newsea

Silver Dragon Mountain

What.. even... is this graph
Temple of Mishakal

Hedge Maze

Made bread with a new yeast starter because I couldn't buy yeast
Crumb looks good so encouraged

Academy of Sorcery

Can someone out there show me a PWA that's actually as good or better than a native app? This is a unicorn that nobody can prove exists.
Solinari

PSA:

"I'm not afraid to get Corona" is fake punk.
"I'm gonna protect my community" is real punk.
Academy of Sorcery

Oh.
Fuck

That's the first thing to make me nervous
Academy of Sorcery

Last night my PCs *defeated the faery queen*. It has been like 9 months? or so of prep to get here - and whoa.
The PC who was prophesied to defeat her was a wild Sorcerer (using Net Libram of Wild Magic). He struck her and "The target cannot be remembered by new people they meet"
Solinari
The Queen of Faery, stripped of her titles with the death of the Thrice Great Crown, stripped of her claim to the world of Nonia by an upstart wild mage, has her ability to make a new title snatched from her by said mage. She cannot rise again, and her pattern dissolves.
It all came down to *a lot* of confidence from the players that the prophesy was true, and also, a perfect 1d10000 roll. *This* is why I love dice, by being an active agent at the table, they build amazing moments.

In a few months there will be a beer shortage, followed by a whisky shortage in 10 years

Imagine being able to complain because whisky is expensive because of the great pandemic of '20
Temple of Zeboim
Gotta admit, ought 5 woulda been better for years for there to be a whisky shortage because of

Solace

Newsea

Temple of Majere
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