Thesis: abolish cop shit in the classroom.

For the purposes of this post, I define “cop shit” as “any pedagogical technique or technology that presumes an adversarial relationship between students and teachers.” Here are some examples...https://t.co/7Y5OMQtBHS

— ArsHoetica (@ArsHoetica) February 27, 2020

Anyone who whines, or even jokes about how hard it is to exit vi/vim is not allowed to ever tell anyone to RTFM, or to just Google it.

— Zoe (@nuintari) February 28, 2020

Canadian oilfield firm X-Site Energy Services gave its employees stickers depicting teenager Greta Thunberg naked and being sexually penetrated from behind with a man's hands pulling her braided hair. All with the company logo slapped below. https://t.co/Mm9pEDD4yB

— Alexander Kaufman (@AlexCKaufman) February 28, 2020

And so many, when they do put in comments, use bad ones.

Bad comment:
// This is a task flow
...

Good comment:
// Protractor is broken and will resume tests during reporting after any selenium call
// Wait on this promise chain between tests to force the correct behavior
...

— Bee O'Problem (@ds2001man) February 28, 2020

Dear devs,

Please add more examples to your documentation.

Having one basic example that uses`foo` and `bar` does very little for my understanding.

Add examples of varying levels of difficulty that cross-pollinate use cases.

Signed,
Very frustrated deseloper

— Tatiana Mac (@TatianaTMac) February 27, 2020

Straight up: if your reaction to something getting released is “Great, when is the next thing?” or similar, what you think of as enthusiasm/encouragement is almost certainly not.

Please take time to absorb and appreciate what people worked hard on — and tell them about THAT.

— Adam Jury-Last (@adamjury) February 27, 2020

Bold faced lie to the group on what was said even though they heard what the DM said https://t.co/bnzD42Vgh5

— Eva, 2020 version🌈 (@evaoddveig) February 27, 2020

Bug Bounty experiences (Living Tweet) :
You can outsource your bug bounty program to a provider, but if your internal teams do not track security defects you can't properly inform the researcher or the public. A Bug bounty is not a tool you can purchase.

Thread: x/n+1

— Thierry Zoller 🌐 (@thierryzoller) February 21, 2020

I make over 90k and i want folks to have dental coverage because when I wasn't making over 90k i didn't have dental coverage.

While a tax cut is nice, i think its nicer for people to have healthy dentition. https://t.co/IiBRC51dZS

— MattyIce™ (@axematty) February 27, 2020

If your marketing team paid royalties to reprint a debunked story and then used it as their lead for the booth at one of the biggest conferences of the year, fire your marketing team... pic.twitter.com/vNjbL1NJ2E

— Jake Williams @RSAC (@MalwareJake) February 26, 2020

Clicking on untrusted links is also a fully supported security boundary. It is totally acceptable to click on any link, and nobody is expected to determine if it's a "trusted link" (I have no idea what that means) first.

— Tavis Ormandy (@taviso) February 26, 2020

It is merely the *best* quintet.

It has MANY gaps, including but not limited to:
* Fixer
* Shooter
* Forger
* Driver
* Weasel
* Gangster

The virtue of such lists are not that they are comprehensive, they are *opinionated* https://t.co/st89mnDLlZ

— Rob Donoghue (@rdonoghue) February 27, 2020

This is great, Matt, but have you considered the following process:

1. Write up some D&D thing
2. Just publish it without any testing or proofing or anything at all
3. Endure years of complaints

— Cam Banks (@boymonster) February 26, 2020

I hate how much I love this tweet https://t.co/lu4JK9iCZS

— Patch, Purveyor of Polysyllabics (@pAtchSavage87) February 26, 2020

Also, if you can’t deploy your automated, resilient, self-scaling infrastructure because GitHub is down, you may have missed a step. https://t.co/7sVlsIWpKr

— John Arundel (@bitfield) October 4, 2016

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— Scriptmonkey_ (@scriptmonkey_) February 26, 2020

Yo.

If you work in infosec.

I can't express this enough.

DOCUMENT
DOCUMENT
DOCUMENT

How the hell you expect to receive credit for your work, team, organization or improve processes if you don't take good notes or records?

— Ricky (@Teck923) February 25, 2020

Thread.

People are more important than code. Period. https://t.co/zRWBxIRG5w

— Michael W Lucas / Michael Warren Lucas (@mwlauthor) February 25, 2020