If you think you shouldn’t have to pay tip to tipped-wage workers because the system is fucked and “they chose that job,” you have no fucking perspective and you better not fucking eat in a restaurant. Ever.

— Miriam Pultro (@MiriamPultro) May 30, 2019

a reminder: the “innovations” the tech industry is rich and famous for isn’t the software they write or the hardware they build, it’s the regulations they avoid at the cost of public oversight and workers’s rightshttps://t.co/v4Ns0QPPfd

— spectacle.txt (@steckel) May 30, 2019

Go back to Alberta - fake Premier Your Province is burning. #abpoli @jkenney https://t.co/exvLLRZvZH

— Vye One (@VyeOne) May 28, 2019

Nathalie, pondering the existential question of whether she should pay her 147 parking tickets. pic.twitter.com/tuNo7mQRLD

— Sara Danner Dukic (@saradannerdukic) May 26, 2019

For the record, there were no expletives. But I did shout a rather loud "FINALLY" in the Singapore airport when the conclusive data came through to my inbox. https://t.co/oKQNHZpZdU

— Emily Petroff (@ebpetroff) May 26, 2019

I'm sorry, but this isn't good enough. You and WotC owe the community more than this. Do better.

— Tracy Barnett (@TheOtherTracy) February 13, 2019

4/ Bitcoin is better for it. Dangerous products are rooted out quickly, catastrophic losses are avoided, people know what’s private and what’s not, damage caused by scammers is strictly limited, dead ends are avoided early, progress is sustainable.

The system keeps running.

— Neil Woodfine (@nwoodfine) May 25, 2019

Hey! Leave the #surveillance to us! Our Deep Packet Inspection Add-On is great for any Small to Enterprise-class Family. Intercept, Modify, Or Repeat Requests from the app! #justsayin #DollarVPNClub https://t.co/RbOXqnwHkj

— dollarvpnclub (@dollarvpnclub) May 26, 2019

Yo. What places *actually* hire junior/early career #rails developers?

Not mid-level. Not 2-3 experience. But actually fucking junior low/no experience outside of code school.

Show yourself, you cowards.

(DMs are open if you’re private about it.)

— Shane Becker Ⓐ🏴🖤 (@veganstraightedge) May 25, 2019

In an ideal scenario, the likely next Prime Minister of the United Kingdom and the most ill equipped person for the job would be two different people. pic.twitter.com/aPWKDDS7MF

— James Melville (@JamesMelville) May 25, 2019

If you’re not familiar with the story of how Boris Johnson conspired to get a journalist beaten up, i don’t blame you. It really doesn’t get mentioned enough: https://t.co/rAOnJbIBX9 pic.twitter.com/tNc5bZoDgV

— MatesJacob (@MatesJacob) May 24, 2019

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— Hillary Monahan (@HillaryMonahan) May 25, 2019

I can’t wait for other wonderful essays in this series like “How 24/7 Surveillance Really Would Be Best for All of Us” and “Stop Being So Mean to Zuckerburg—He Is Trying Really Hard and He Apologized.” pic.twitter.com/vs1UfOA1bF

— One Ring (doorbell) to surveil them all... (@hypervisible) May 24, 2019

in my experience, the real lack of money is in doomed package managers

— wilkie (@wilkieii) May 24, 2019

Man, I'm grateful I have Shabbat as an excuse to switch off Twitter for 24 hours, every notification is more revolting than the last.

— Eylon Levy (@EylonALevy) May 24, 2019

A thread of stories from companies where 'move fast and break things' has worked:

— Luke Jones (@lukejones) May 24, 2019

Never thought I’d ever have to do this but my little cousin has been reported missing. She was supposed to had been going hiking in Arizona and she hasn’t been home in a week she wasn’t even home for Mother’s Day. if you see her or have seen her in the Arizona/Cali area lmk! pic.twitter.com/GMgrUk4VTR

— tee (@babbyy_tee_) May 22, 2019

Makes Shadowrun character.
Selects option to start with 1,000,000 nuyen.
Character puts money in bank and retires.
Cyberpunk dystopia pwned.

— Papa_Shell (@Papa_Shell) May 23, 2019

Meeting Etiquette:
- Have an agenda
- Don't schedule during lunchtime
- If you're hosting and running late, please let someone know!

The more offices I work in the more I see how inconsiderate people can be of other people's time.

Are meetings totally broken??

— Brian (@hackdacasbah) May 23, 2019

Theranos but for poop https://t.co/tbppeHVouD pic.twitter.com/imiFeK7NQh

— Boing Boing (@BoingBoing) May 24, 2019

Vuln app. Update it.

Vuln OS. Apply the patches.

Do not say that your application will break if you upgrades the vuln app / OS. It is your job to keep the application current and running with all upgrades.

Deferring such work puts both the application and the users at risk.

— Dan Langille (@DLangille) May 22, 2019

We're continuing our search for the greatest exploding helicopter in film history.

This time it's Mission: Impossible (1996) v Sahara (2005)

Which is the best? You decide... pic.twitter.com/NESjfFiwlV

— Exploding Helicopter (@chopperfireball) May 23, 2019

Hello deepfakes (and cousins). This was inevitable. https://t.co/1kSwRgLWUh

— Vishal Misra (@vishalmisra) May 23, 2019

The rape kit backlog myth is so damaging because it is exonerative. It allows the culture to skip over a public reckoning with two very ill professions: policing and prosecuting. For decades their priorities have been wildly misplaced. That needs to be confronted.

— David Menschel (@davidminpdx) May 23, 2019

Bankers live in Excel.
Engineers live in Github.

One is the language of the past and one is the language of the future.

Place your bets accordingly.

— Pomp 🌪 (@APompliano) May 22, 2019

Kickstarter Fall 2019!

Visigoths vs. Mall Goths is a tabletop roleplaying game & dating sim about the conflicts & romances among warriors who sacked ancient Rome & 20th century spooky teens set in a mall in a Los Angeles suburb in 1996. There are a lot of bisexuals.

RT/follow!

— Lucian Kahn 🌈🧛🏻‍♂️ (@oh_theogony) March 18, 2019

I'm a big fan of British comedy: Fawlty Towers; Yes, Minister; Thick of It; Fleabag. But really nothing is funnier than this new series, Brexit. https://t.co/TgkiF2aanT

— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) May 22, 2019

Sadly, we had to close it up because the roof was leaking and....

Oh. Wait. The game. Umm...no, probably not. https://t.co/6PmXCfBgMs

— J. Michael Straczynski (@straczynski) May 22, 2019

"My company will support you taking time for your mental health!" Do you know anyone who has actually done this at your company?

Did they take a 3 day weekend?

Or were they gone for 8 weeks, fully paid, non-PTO?

— bletchley punk (@alicegoldfuss) May 22, 2019

JUST IN: ICE holding all-time high 52,000 immigrants in detention centers https://t.co/1cnLWxhd4M pic.twitter.com/PzEARAyJyK

— The Hill (@thehill) May 21, 2019

when the hackerman meme just doesn't cut it pic.twitter.com/4MdobuGrcn

— Ted (@TedOnPrivacy) May 22, 2019

Imagine making Jean Chrétien look macho by comparison

— Janie Rotten (@DreddByDawn) May 21, 2019

Blacklisting Huawei is a really brain genius move and I hope it gets MS, Dell, etc blacklisted by everybody fiveeyes have been caught spying on

— protected concerted activity enthusiast (@BlueSpaceCanary) May 21, 2019