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— Crowsa Luxemburg (@quendergeer) April 29, 2019

Lately, it feels like concern about "spoilers" has hit a fever pitch. I've seen people threaten to end friendships over spoilers. It's wild.

Here's the thing: good storytelling does not depend upon shock twists to be emotionally engaging or intellectually compelling.

— avery alder (@dreamaskew) April 29, 2019

Heres an avengers spoiler for you; this shit fuckin sucked

— Tennessee Pete (@Tennessee_Pete) April 25, 2019

Okay I’ll do it, but only under any circumstances. And the last line will be “His name was John Gnarrk. He lived at Jupiter Towers.” https://t.co/Umzr7DWySm

— Titan Up The Defense (@ttwasteland_) April 24, 2019

Call @virginmedia on a number on their site. Get told that their policy is to always perform the security challenge, even if they're the ones who called. They have no mechanism for the person receiving the call to verify that it's actually @virginmedia calling.

— Simon Mavi Stewart (@shs96c) April 24, 2019

I do not care what their issue is. I'm sure they work for grifters of some stripe but maybe not. I've never spoken to them. The point is that I keep having to decline. Their eyes and their fake smiles lock on to me, and then I am forced to say no.

— Oh Hey, Gravis Is Here! (@gravislizard) April 22, 2019

i do not wish to live a life of saying no. i do not LIKE saying no. i do not ENJOY saying no. it is not a NEUTRAL activity for me. i do not want to be hounded, harassed, fucking followed, and the fucking brands are trying to wear us down so that we don't have that reaction.

— Oh Hey, Gravis Is Here! (@gravislizard) April 22, 2019

i just made a bunch of beautiful phishing sites with @Wix
let me show you how.https://t.co/7SPcDSDRgk

— JTHL (@JayTHL) April 23, 2019

BEFORE WE CAN SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION

WE MUST SEIZE THE MEANS OF STAGING

— 𝓡𝓪𝓫𝓫𝓲𝓽 (@ra6bit) April 23, 2019

You haven’t experimented with a technology until you run it in production.

~ @rtfeldman #PhillyETE

— Jessica Kerr (@jessitron) April 23, 2019

Systemd should be burned with hellfire. Systemd is the windowsfication of linux. Systemd is inherently insecure and can not be fixed. Systemd is what happens when nonunix people get a say about architecture. If you like systemd you don’t understand Unix. Systemd is buttfumble. pic.twitter.com/sdy9KJDkc9

— Marco Peereboom (@marco_peereboom) April 21, 2019

If you’re part of the broader @kubernetesio ecosystem, comments like these should be taken to heart. pic.twitter.com/HUOJkgoKIo

— Sandeep Parikh (@crcsmnky) April 22, 2019

Oh Look, @PalantirTech investors should be worried.

If I was Palantir, I'd cut out the ICE contract. If they don't, they're the Dow Chemical of our generation and it's gonna cost them billions over the long term.

Kudos to @RobBonta for driving this.https://t.co/DG0tUmc8Jg

— William Fitzgerald (@william_fitz) April 23, 2019

hEaL tHe PrOviNcE's DiVisiOnS by starting a $30 million "war room" to sue environmental activists out of existence

— James Wilt (@james_m_wilt) April 22, 2019

hot take: online piracy is filling a hole that could be mended by expanding the scope of public libraries

— Notorious Sexual Freak Mrs. Beverly Bighead (@mechapoetic) April 22, 2019

I’d like paid podcasts not to be confined to a specific app (doable with custom RSS feeds, though there is leakage) and for app-specific audio to not be called “podcasts”

— John Bergmayer (@bergmayer) April 22, 2019

Seems increasingly like the future of podcasts looks like the future of TV: dozens of different paid-streaming services with different, fragmented catalogs battling it out for your time.

— nilay patel (@reckless) April 22, 2019

If you have kids, you need to be prepared for the possibility that they will come out to you.

And you need to do whatever the fuck it is you need to do to get to a place where your immediate reaction is "I love you"

— Matthew Cortland, esq (@mattbc) April 20, 2019

Breaking the law is not the worst thing that you can do.

Have you ever worked in InfoSec for a company who either engaged in or whose business model was around gross ethics violations?

How many people did you hurt by faciliating that business?

— Tinker (@TinkerSec) April 21, 2019

Check out the #DIY #NAS: 2019 Edition featuring @FreeNAS 11.2-U2, Intel Atom C3558 CPU, 8GB DDR4 ECC RAM, 8x2TB 2.5" HDDs, & almost HALF the volume of last year's NAS. It is #small! Make sure you read to the end and check out the #FreeNASGiveaway details! https://t.co/j7eWexuVhJ pic.twitter.com/3j2PtJPZuJ

— Brian Moses (@briancmoses) March 4, 2019

I survived my trip to @Vegas and therefore the #DIY #NAS: 2019 Edition marches onward. There are less than 3 weeks for you to enter my #FreeNASGiveaway of this 16TB, @Intel #Atom #C3558 powered #NAS with a tiny footprint. See my blog for details! https://t.co/j7eWexuVhJ pic.twitter.com/Iq86iXliAj

— Brian Moses (@briancmoses) April 20, 2019

Maybe it’s because in BSD existing tools are used and improved instead of new tools being created every single time?

— Mischa 🐡 😎 (@mischapeters) April 19, 2019

yes - you consented when you went thru security or got Precheck or both. Get over your privacy- its a myth

— Matt Gunter (@MatthewEGunter) April 20, 2019

I have heard two main pragmatic arguments against impeachment from folks who think impeachment might otherwise be justified. (1/

— John Nephew, Do Attend (@JohnNephew) April 20, 2019

Ken Starr says Democrats shouldn't pursue impeachment of Trump because "it's so bad for the country" pic.twitter.com/EamjLAPK1U

— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) April 19, 2019

a public service announcement pic.twitter.com/tIqgp2yS7M

— captain* (@iamgeekingout) April 19, 2019

A tale of two fires that nails where we’re at right now. We can raise a billion dollars to rebuild a tourist attraction but we can’t take care of human beings who need help.

PRIORITIES people. Maybe it’s time to re-evaluate ours.#NotreDame pic.twitter.com/vO7m9FfNYx

— hashtaghacker (@itsahashtaglife) April 19, 2019

technical debt is a better metaphor once you know that engineers don’t borrow from technical credit cards but rather from technical loan sharks

— Detritivore Biome (@noahsussman) April 15, 2019

On further reflection, Diogenes was Ancient Greece's Dril.

— randomyoshi314 (@rand_yosh314) April 17, 2019

I feel personally attacked pic.twitter.com/8Dyjf8vJbe

— 🦇🦇Joe🦇🦇 (@JoeDeCarolis) April 19, 2019

Doug wants Torontoians to die, he wants to punish us for not letting him be mayor https://t.co/djua5NeQcJ

— Janie Rotten (@DreddByDawn) April 19, 2019

tear up Facebook like it's Ma Bell

— Alex P 🌹 (@SaddestRobots) April 18, 2019