The best part of anxiety is how something most people would think is minor can suck all of the energy out of your soul & leave you in a lumpy pile of despair.

— 👑 Prince Among Perverts 👑 (@allenstenhaus) February 27, 2019

#Missing: Jordyn McCartney, 14, #GrandePrairie. pic.twitter.com/2U92cugk53

— RCMP Alberta (@RCMPAlberta) February 26, 2019

Burn out, with me oh yea, burn out, with me tonight

Computer company's gonna give me lots of money and 

Everything's gonna be

All right pic.twitter.com/86CXtpDyKC

— Rebel Without a Clue 👽📡 (@pr1ntf) February 26, 2019

I keep seeing an ad for non alcoholic beer and I cannot think of a single time anyone has ever said “I don’t want to get drunk, just enjoy the refreshing taste of...Coors”

— Janie Rotten (@DreddByDawn) February 26, 2019

it's genius pic.twitter.com/1MXyUFN2m3

— A few million pixels (@itsybitsydots) February 25, 2019

We have had hackers try to break through our password system and so far nobody has succeeded... so for now it's unhackable 😎

— Center Zero App (@CenterZero1) February 24, 2019

And while we're on unpopular opinions about magic:

Hard magic may be more effective for establishing dramatic stakes, but it will never feel as wondrous or mysterious as soft magichttps://t.co/ld1rhzaVoj

— Paul Krueger (@NotLikeFreddy) February 24, 2019

The woman at Publix asked if we wanted to donate to the Sharing.

She meant "Food For Sharing."

But I'm on to you, Yeerks!

— Over Caffeinated Techie (@Ciscoandchai) February 24, 2019

Reply: Aimed at the person who tweeted and anyone else tagged.
Quote Tweet: Amplifying or contradicting the original tweet. Although the original tweeter gets a notification, it is generally aimed at the quote-tweeter’s followers.

This is not hard, tweeps.

— Naomi Barton (@shutter_j) February 24, 2019

Some background - Jesse Singal is a science journalist who frequently questions the validity of transgender people, fueling the fires of transphobic bigotry that is especially present under the trump administration.

— Sam Shepard (@theSamShep) February 23, 2019

Also a reminder that some Millennials graduated high school in the late 90’s, wracked up HECS debt, never managed to land a job due to shitty employment rates and are now heading towards 40 with no super and Muffin Break screaming they’re lazy because they won’t work for free

— Asher Wolf (@Asher_Wolf) February 23, 2019

We're all either in our mid-20s or our 30s. We're not college kids who could use it for a 'learning experience', we have rent to pay, families to support now. (also even for college and high school kids unpaid work is trash)

— too much blood in my caffeine system ☕ (@95percentcoffee) February 23, 2019

Trillions of dollars... you know what else costs trillions of dollars over 10 years @nytclimate? Fossil fuel subsidies, climate-related natural disasters, health issues,environmental clean-up.And you know what’s more important than money? The continued survival of the human race. https://t.co/UoMiBoD8UX

— #ThereIsNoPlanetB 🌍 (@RosettaDrone) February 23, 2019

InfoSec Community,

We sadly lost another amazing person to suicide.

Condolences to everyone who was touched by Bret (@adeptisdelta).

He was certainly a blessing to others.

If you're down, please reach out to a friend.

My DMs are always open.https://t.co/xgtRq7vZIX

— Marcus J. Carey (@marcusjcarey) February 22, 2019

Last ditch effort: Do I know anyone who works at @CORSAIR? Last effort before a EoP goes public. I have already reported through https://t.co/K7G8ajS7Sz and was written off.

— Matt Nelson (@enigma0x3) February 22, 2019

just got word from a trusted source: the guy who said he would fuck his daughter on "The View" is in hot water for spelling hamburger wrong

— wint (@dril) January 15, 2019

If you are a software engineer, please learn how threads work including at the os level. It prevents things like vert.x from happening. It’s really thread pool but many people don’t realize it. Sure you have futures but what do they run on....

— Lucas Holt (@laffer1) February 22, 2019

Maybe I’m old school, but I kinda feel like if you cheated to win the last election, you shouldn’t be allowed to compete in the next election. https://t.co/CxOQ7C0M1B

— Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) February 21, 2019

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— TeamYouTube (@TeamYouTube) February 22, 2019

I get a lot of people on here commenting about how ridiculous it is that I have my pronouns in my profile and that really frustrates me.

— Bryan Young (@swankmotron) February 18, 2019

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— Tim Dedopulos (@Ghostwoods) February 20, 2019

Would it be murder though? Really? Sounds more like justifiable homicide to me...

— Colin Percival (@cperciva) February 20, 2019

It is with a heavy, but determined, heart that I report that Oakland teachers are striking this Thursday, barring a miraculous agreement.

We want:
1. Liveable wages
2. Smaller class sizes
3. More student supports
4. An end to school closures #StrikeReady #Unite4OaklandKids

— Shannon Carey (@scmaestra) February 16, 2019

FFS. https://t.co/54nbdlWfVs

— jess in 🥝 land (@ProfBanks) February 20, 2019

This year's #BSDCan has some killer talks. You need to see them. Schedule out soon! https://t.co/GiOfh7Z2uJ

— Michael Warren Lucas (@mwlauthor) February 20, 2019

Ma soeur Elise a quitté son domicile de Strasbourg Mardi 19 Février à 15h heure française sans son portable après avoir tenu des propos incohérents et personne n'a de nouvelles d'elle depuis. Une déposition de disparition inquiétante a été faite à la police. Merci de RT. pic.twitter.com/kp2jZ6HtKT

— Hypolite Petovan (@MrPetovan) February 20, 2019