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@silverwizard This is unhinged, and likely if Pokemon was real. How would you know your catch chance is lower than you expect?
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@Hypolite Petovan Listen - I parent by playing Pokemon with a 4 year old. I had to name two pokemon "y67u" in order to make him happy. My mind wanders!

But yeah! You sold pokeballs painted as ultra balls, no one would know



Microservices where every service is just different inputs into the same container, and if any of them fail, it's just a blank screen.

I love microservices, but we need to stop making that



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Keep in mind that processes and methodologies can make good servants but are poor masters.

(The Art of Software Security Assessment: Identifying and Preventing Software Vulnerabilities)

#programming #quotes

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My contract end on the 29th.

If anyone needs a sysadmin/devops person for Linux/BSD stuff, let me know.

I don't do Windows.

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Anyone over the age of 30 who has spend any time in tech-adjacent spaces still cheering for #BigTech "joining" the #Fediverse is fucking deluding themselves. We've been through so many cycles of this shit over the past twenty years, how some people can still trust #facebook to do anything remotely ethical is beyond me.

They're not here to join, they're here to destroy. This is just the most cost-effective, PR-friendly way of doing it.

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This. I just wish the big guys on the fedi wouldn't be so keen to put growth above anythingโ€ฆ Eugen has proven once more he doesn't have the users' safety at heart. But I expected way better from Dan (Pixelfed creator). The fact he now also federates to Threads with its main instances is justโ€ฆ sad.
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@Natasha Nox ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ From one perspective I pretty much get why they're doing that: Personally, I'm on Friendica because I always hated the idea of technical bareers keeping me from interacting with people that matter to me so I'm using something that, in example, connects to Diaspora, Tumblr or *cough* Bluesky too, and from that point of view I perfectly get why one would like to federate with Threads. Unfortunately, it's still Facebook/Meta so little good is to be expected here on the long run. ๐Ÿ˜”
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@Necromantrix ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ And also the almost classic side-effect of an open tech community begging for this by focusing on a protocol and technology that sacrifices many other relevant aspects (looking at you, user consistency) on the altar of extensibility. Not that it wouldn't have been possible otherwise, but this seems almost an invitation to do so. Maybe after all the Diaspora* take on handling federated protocols and specs was and is proven to be reasonable in light of this. ๐Ÿ™

@Natasha Nox ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ @Peter

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@z428 @necromantrix Already waiting for the "Enhanced ActivityPub" protocol Meta forks out of AP because the Mastodon gGmbH was "unreasonable" and hindering "innovation" and oh look, EAP is so much better than AP, let's scrap the old one. Now we're the maintainers, let's do what Google currently does with browsers, aight?

I'll bookmark this toot as it will most certainly become a well-aged one later.

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I don't think that they care about 2% more users (100 million monthly Threads users vs. less than 2 million monthly users in the Fediverse).

I guess that this mostly is a reaction because of EU's Digital Markets Act. "Gatekeepers" have to comply until 6 March 2024 to open up their systems.

Of course it is imaginable, that they also see the side effect that they can attract users to join Threads instead of the open alternatives. But this is a door that swings in both directions. Also this isn't anything new for the people who realized, that the Fediverse is more than only Mastodon.


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I think I understand now why Hollywood produces endless sequels, prequels, remakes, reboots, spinoffs:

The same reason YouTube recommends 100 videos of the same thing you just watched.

The same reason Amazon recommends buying the same thing you just bought, despite the fact that you no longer need it.

This is what you get from analytics and algorithms, from being โ€œdata drivenโ€: mindless repetition.

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Second time I run into a developer on itch.io who doesn't know what a #web server is and thinks they need to code a #NodeJS app to serve static files.

This is terrifying. It's the future Google wants to build, with their HTTP 2.0 and Wasm: a future when even the basics are horribly hard and not even developers know how the web works because it's all a black box.

I'm begging you: fight this. Educate people. Don't let openness die.

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in reply to No Time To Play

earnest curiosity: how do you see wasm as contributing to this problem?
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@chrisamaphone ...By being a binary format you need a big-ass compiler and SDK to produce?
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At the same time if you want to bundle a bunch of static files, you're in for some portability hell because no browser could agree between each others on the format.

At least so far I've been able to unarchive most web-based games and launch a web server like gatling in the folder, but I can't expect everyone to be able to do the same, even on Unixes.






Important language question:
If a house cat is a felis cattus, what would a plush cat be? felis puppa? Felis pulis? Something else?

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Following nearly ten years of incarceration and numerous attempts by the State to frame, murder, and break him - anarchist prisoner Eric King has now been released and is headed to a half-way house.

Imprisoned for taking direct action in solidarity with the Ferguson uprising, Eric King survived everything from COVID, to attacks by neo-Nazi prisoners, and years of abuse and torture from guards.

More info with ways to support Eric in his post-release here: itsgoingdown.org/anarchist-priโ€ฆ

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I found a band I love (thebeths.com/ - very much Love At First Note of Expert in a Dying Field! Check it out!), and now I need to wait to find out if there's gonna be any more Bandcamp Fridays :'(


I wonder what the hardware cost of Miro and Slack are in terms of companies who need to increase the RAM and CPU of their hardware orders due to knowing their employees will run Slack so can't just work from a raspi.
in reply to silverwizard

I know that the only things I do at work that wouldn't run on the first computer I ever bought (in 2002) are:
1) use Slack
2) use Miro
3) use Kumospace (a video chat hellhole)

Everything else would have been just as easy on that old Pentium 3



I ended up grabbing a serial to USB adapter while sick to the point of sleeping 16+hours in a day

In order to call in sick to work

(My router just.... stopped and didn't come up, luckily before I got my energy together from panic, it came up)


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two vast and lossless oggs of vorb

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@hannah I always thought Ogg Vorbis shouldโ€™ve been a scifi villain name

Also given the era when I first learned the term, itโ€™s not surprising it melded in my brain with this Quake III skin โ€ฆ


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@silverwizard I don't host my own, but I do have my own domain. I often get people thinking I'm backwards on my actual email when I tell them its [organization]@[myname].com
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@Nick | OneThingWell.dev @Ji Fu I... don't understand the value of this really - right? This feels like it strongly values an attack by an ephemeral attacker? I guess?

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Tired of seeing ZFS get all of the attention, ext4 developers introduce a data corruption issue of their own.

bugs.debian.org/cgi-bin/bugrepโ€ฆ

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In Yellow Submarine, we would not have discovered that โ€œall you need is loveโ€ had it not been for the Glove of the Blue Meanies. From this, we can infer that the Beatles supported safe sex practices

No glove, no love

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What youโ€™re referring to as The World Wide Web, is in fact, Chromium, or as Iโ€™ve recently taken to calling it, Google Chrome.

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in reply to silverwizard

@silverwizard Then decide on whose opinion you care about the most. Or who you care about the most. Or pick a different issue that you do care about.


Well, uh, I guess Dell just burned all of their good will.

They place a meeting in my calendar, and then when I rejected it, they did it again. Tried to claim we already had a business relationship.

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@Patch Arcana Yeah, but I don't think this sales person *wanted* that relationship.

And yeah - their email is /dev/nulled


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Every time I, even mildly, point out that if you're a programmer/software engineer you probably should think about what kind of companies you can ethically work for I always get at least two people who are like "uhhh stop victim blaming people forced into survival FAANG work"

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my spouse to this joke: "excuse me that's my emotional support 6 figure salary"

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Member how reddit mods went on strike and reddit responded by forcing them to reopen subs?

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It's fascinating to see that, after a decade of desperately trying to convince people there was no reason for perl to fall out of use (and there wasnโ€™t), everyone conceded that it had happened and the fight was over.

And then suddenly, once it's no longer constantly under attack, people are now rediscovering it and being delighted by how good it is for solving real world problems.

It's not going away because it's actually the right tool for so many tasks.

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same as Cobol and Fortran and Assembler. Just because the majority of people alive do not understand what they are doesn't mean they're not being used anymore.

The day isn't far off that a GenZer gets thrust into a smelly old Cobol codebase whether they want it or not. And it'll pay off handsomely.

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@nuintari I am still scarred from managing Majordomo.



I was trying to explain a security situation to a coworker in order to design an auth flow, and I got to send them the security incident response from 1password to the Okta breach, since it was exactly the kind of issue we were attempting to prevent. So thanks so much to 1Password for publishing

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A reminder that Spotify continues to find new ways to not pay smaller artists while simultaneously paying hundreds of millions of dollars to white supremacists like Joe Rogan.

forbes.com/sites/masonbissada/โ€ฆ

loudwire.com/spotify-payouts-lโ€ฆ

Please consider other ways of getting your music.

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@joncamfield wasn't Plex inexplicably sending this data to friends and family lately, to great embarrassment of many involved parties? :blobcatgiggle:

@krusynth


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this would be not great if the British Library wasnโ€™t notorious for demanding ridiculous levels of ID evidence from its readers for registration. as it is, however, it is truly truly atrocious.

British Library hack: Customer data offered for sale on dark web

bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-aโ€ฆ #BritishLibrary @bookstodon

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Keeping a Root Cause Analysis a Blameless Root Cause Analysis sucks, and stopping people from blaming *themselves* is included in there



So I think I can combine my two current projects and get Hannah Montanna Linux up and running and use that to play qSpaceHulk

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My uncle works at nintendo and says wario has achieved AGI

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@Rivetgeek Yeah - that's a different beast! One day I'll be all monitors no laptop

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It's 2023, and / - \ | is still the perfect spinner animation.

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I just got an invite for a meeting at "Wednesday 10-11" and I was like "wait, isn't that in the past.

The fact that it was next week dawned on me a second later. That tells you everything you need to know about my meeting schedules

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