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What ever happened to that weird mess of uzbl, xombrero, surf and so on. I've heard so little about weird minimal browsers. Might be that I'm out of university - but I thought the Fediverse was filling that hole.

I never got into uzbl or surf - I was a Xombrero user due to the OpenBSD package being easy - I wonder how stable those are? Kinda the inverse of LibreWolf.

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@silverwizard: i used to be partial to luakit if "as minimal a browser as humanly possible" is a goal. Maybe still good?

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#CDCSays Covid has a right to defend itself.

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Fuckin' Drata rolled out a support AI and now their support doesn't appear to look at tickets. Who the fuck.

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$0.0000001196969/req web server
$0.0000019666666/req auth server
$0.0000040533333/req database
$0.0008833333333/req large language model

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my SaaS product is dying.

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i don't know shit about fuck, but i think one of those things is worse than the others



So I redid my phone homescreens to avoid having application links, and replaced everything with widgets.

For years I've felt like desktop widgets are mostly a gimmick and pointless, and basically after a day this way I've completely reversed my decision on them. I basically got annoyed at the way that the shortcut model leads to just a soup of icons and I usually just go to the display of all and then use the link from there, and I completely reversed my decision. Feels very weird.

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@silverwizard This sounds absolutely dystopian to me, but I've been blessed with a kid who mostly follows rules, so I'm in no position to judge.

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Hi everyone, I’m looking for work! I have ~7.5 years experience working on iOS apps, both Objective-C and modern Swift.

I’m based in the Netherlands and would be looking for a fully-remote position.

Boosts appreciated!

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there's been almost twenty years of work on optimizing javascript engines with JIT and complex heuristic-based GC and a wealth of feature-rich profiling and analysis tools and validation and testing frameworks for deployment and integration and syntax improvements and functional and higher-order primitives and serverside transpiled code. and it's all enabled some amazing new stuff, for example github now takes 10 seconds to display a plain text file, and you cant search properly anymore
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also we've got hardware running at billions of cycles per second, and to compensate for this incredible feat we make software with features such as taking five seconds to start up, hogging 1 GB of memory to display some messages and using half your available graphics compute for a spinny arrow icon
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also no one talks about how much resource these modern sites consume for displaying the simplest looking page. I've seen vastly static landing pages having 100mb heap size. We must thank React (and similar technologies) for assuming that all of us use latest gen 32gb macbook pro 🤗🤗


So I gave up coffee until Lent back in November, and I've been chasing the dragon of something that tastes half as strong as coffee
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A little end of ginger and a stick of cinnamon makes a mean cup of ... tisane

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According to Apple’s lawyers, "no reasonable user would expect that their actions in Apple’s apps would be private from Apple."

I repeat to make it clear: According to Apple itself, no reasonable Apple user should expect privacy when using the device.

So let’s make it even more clear: if you expect basic privacy using your Apple device, you are "unreasonable" (= a fool).

(originally posted by @mysk )


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Happy #blackhistorymonth Canada, we’re doing great:

Three Black speakers were barred from a meeting with clerks of the Supreme Court of #Canada for their social media posts related to #Palestine.

rabble.ca/human-rights/supreme…

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EDIT: WE FOUND THEM AND THEY ARE OK

hey! has anyone seen Lore AKA @taq ? nobody has heard from it since last friday. last seen in edinburgh uk

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So I spent all of the weekend with sick kids and then yesterday with a sick family. So, during this, I bought Mario+Rabbids - and holy crap - how did Nintendo let such shitty people control their brand?! So much misogyny and unkindness
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It's almost completely avoidable. But you'll be going along, and then suddenly it'll make a joke about Rabbid Peach being super vain because she takes selfies.It's like 3 hours of good gameplay and then one little 4 second joke that reminds you Ubisoft sucks

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You don't hate project management.
You hate a mediocre tech bro's interpretation of project management

You don't hate product management.
You hate a mediocre tech bro's interpretation of product management.

Go find the people those tech bros were talking over last year. Hire them. Listen to them.

When something underrepresented people have been arguing for becomes trendy, it gets diluted by mediocre overrepresented people in tech.

Break the cycle. Stop building mediocre teams.

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When I was a smartass computer nerd in the 80s and 90s, an eternal theme was friends and family sheepishly asking me for tech support help, and me slowly, patiently explaining to them that computers aren't scary, they're actually predictable, they won't explode or erase your data (unless you really make an effort), and they operate by simple (if somewhat arcane) rules. Edit > Cut, then click, then Edit > Paste. Save As. Use tabs, not spaces. Stuff like that. Maybe not easy, but simple, or at least consistent and learnable.

But that's not true anymore.

User interfaces lag. Text lies. Buttons don't click. Buttons don't even look like buttons! Panels pop up and obscure your workspace and you can't move or remove them -- a tiny floating x and a few horizontal lines is all you get. Mobile and web apps lose your draft text, refresh at whim, silently swallow errors, mysteriously move shit around when you're not looking, hide menus, bury options, don't respect or don't remember your chosen settings. Doing the same thing gives different results. The carefully researched PARC principles of human-computer interaction -- feedback, discoverabilty, affordances, consistency, personalization -- all that fundamental Don Norman shit -- have been completely discarded.

My tech support calls now are about me sadly explaining there's nothing I can do. Computers suck now. They run on superstition, not science. It's a real tragedy for humanity and I have no idea how to fix it.

#HCI #UX #UI #okdoomer

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Well said. Here's my own take, from almost exactly 3 years ago.

Why I'm losing faith in UX:
creativegood.com/blog/21/losin…

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@markhurst Nice article, excellent graphic!
(by Erika Hall twitter.com/mulegirl/status/13… , via @markhurst )

(Nitter addon enabled: Twitter links via https://nitter.net)

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how about we go back to instantaneous load times

because that is something we can do

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Honestly, with my startup job starting to fall apart, and my CISSP exam, and my kids sick, and me not really sure what the purpose of the economy is - I just

I feel like things are in chaos, and I need to figure out stability for the next little bit, somewhere to ride this out



some people's parents bring them computer problems

my parents message me with DeltaChat to tell me SSL is broken and I realize someone *else* deleted the nonprofit's DNS entry for their domain



tann.itch.io/slice-dice

an indie game that works perfectly in my brain is awesome. I want the devs to do more so pay them for me!


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I know I shouldn't be surprised but

look at the shithead trying to appropriate Jennell Jaquays' career accomplishments

diyanddragons.blogspot.com/202…

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@jhx Luckily I have a job. I just had the meeting that was "Oh, oh no, this meeting's topic is that I need to job hunt"

So yeah - thanks

@jhx
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Ah, gotcha.

Yeah... the day did not start quite so good.. meeting was rather annoying

Oh well, life can be fun sometimes 😂

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What if we defined "security" as being able to put food on the table?
As safe and abundant housing for all?
As access to healthcare?

What would investing in “national security” look like then?



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Sort of feel like the combination of “you must work productively if you want to be allowed live” and “technology will allow production without the expense of human labor” should be a bit of a giveaway as to capitalism’s murderous intentions.

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The amount that Absinthe tastes like a burny delicious liquorice all sort is probably bad for me
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@Patch Arcana That makes a lot of sense, my previous weakness was sambuca

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Your yearly reminder that ‘layoff season’ is an American invention that infected the rest of the world.

Layoffs cost a company 35% more than retaining a core staff over 3 years.

The only purpose is for inflating investor reports.

Layoffs in tech immediately degrade the product, reduce security, create safeguarding issues, and inevitably destabilise the future of a given product.

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@guigsy I'll quote my father on that subject, from when he was mill foreman at a copper mine:

"I don't want the industrious guy who's always sweeping or shoveling or mopping up the mess. I want the lazy guy who'll find out what's causing the mess and fix that so he doesn't have to clean up the mess anymore."

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my former employer laid off my entire team to bring them back as contractors a month ago and those that decided to stay are still dealing with the hassle of trying to get access again to necessary systems all while customers are suffering in the meantime from what I hear.


My Burning Wheel party failed a navigation roll and stumbled into the wrong magical ritual of demon summoning



I love this keyboard so fucking much
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That's a awesome keyboard

whats the switches and keycaps or is it custom from ground up?

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@m8ic621 it's just this maxkeyboard.com/max-nighthawk-… a very boring build, but I wrote some magic circle generating code and got glowing magic circles and I love it



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Important Personal Announcement 👇✨

I am now officially actively:

Looking For Work!

Let’s see if I can find this with help from the Fantastic Fediverse! Please let me know if you hear of any open positions for a:

👉 Public-Interest Technologist
👉 Privacy Advocate
👉 Privacy Engineer
👉 Anything Privacy that isn’t lawyering
👉 Python Programmer
👉 Tech Writer

Remote from Canada (flexible) 🇨🇦
At a great organization 💚

For samples of my work
you can check:

📄 My Tech Portfolio: emontheinternet.me

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Thanks for your help FediFriends! ✨

#GetFediHired #FediHired #JobSearch #TechJobs #JobsCanada #JobsCanadaLooking
#DigitalRights #Privacy #Python #Writing #Fediverse
#WhoNeedsLinkedInWhenYouHaveFediFriends!



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CISOs: please stop asking "how will AI fix X"

If AI widely solved the problems you're delusionally thinking/hoping/praying it will, you wouldn't have to ask consultants about it. Your peers wouldn't be able to shut up about it. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk...

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if a product can fix X, its stock will skyrocket. Since that is not happening, CISOs just need to work harder.
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If AI could solve business problems like that, the people behind the AI companies would be making a mint as consultants solving those business problems using their great new tool that only they have.

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Everybody: The internet has become LLM bullshit soup and real information is becoming harder and harder to find

Tech companies: What's that? You want LLMs built into your operating system? Heard, loud and clear!

Sincerely, fuck you ❤️

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what if your computer came with bonzai buddy preinstalled, and also someone got promoted to VP for making a slide deck with a 5-year plan to replace the file manager with bonzai buddy

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#covid I was reminded about the 2014 Ebola outbreak that nearly made it into the US, but under Obama's watch it got shut down. Thank God Trump and his cronies weren't in charge at that point! We'd have Ebola endemic around the world, by now. 😡

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Read/heard somewhere that, also, viruses like that tend to succeed less given the mortality? I remember that outbreak very well. Here in Spain we had a case because the then right wing Government’s Health Minister (Ana Mato iirc) decided to bring back to Madrid a Spanish priest who had just caught it in Africa. So one of the nurses who attended him caught it, and then her dog was supposed to have caught it too? The priest died, the nurse recovered, and her dog was slaughtered.
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@tagomago wow, yeah. I've heard that too, but that particular virus is endemic in various places. But you can't brush it off with "it's like the flu!", so maybe that helped with keeping it under control.

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you could tell a Byzantine serf that you've been doomscrolling and he'd probably understand exactly what you mean within one or two rounds of surface level explanation

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@InternetEh I think they'd be able to understand how overwhelming it can be, even without fully grasping social media's impact on society.

"Imagine all the bullshit and gossip you could get into in your home town if you really tried. Now imagine if you could get that from every town almost instantly, and check out this world map!"

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It's all things you don't have any control over but will fundamentally affect your life and you can either read the scroll and by cynical when bad things happen or not read it and be surprised when they do

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This is not a carefully worded statement, but fuck Appelbaum, fuck the people who sheltered and supported him these past years, and fuck those who are allowing his unrepentant attempt at a comeback and putting people and communities at risk. #37c3
#37c3

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Church of Jeff is blocked

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