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#UnknownArmies pitch:
You are the team Elon Musk uses to clean up his paranormal "experiments"? (Jokes? Pranks? Trolls?)
@HippyWizard alternatively: you are the victims of said team
@SaddestRobots See, I feel like that's less horrifying
@HippyWizard probably. but your lives have been uppended by the pettiest, dumbest bullshit. stale memes, basically.