No *you* ran package updates and accidentally made php-fpm not start
Alexander friendica (via ActivityPub)
I hate when it happens.

I wonder why "latest version" php package even exists - I have yet to meet more or less complicated php software which doesn't break on php major version update.
My php fpm pool config was also retroactively invalid, meaning when I started a new process it failed, but not old processes. Meaning my friendica worker didn't run for 12 hours