D&D Players: We need more lore, you keep re-releasing the same lore! Like... can we have something new pls?
Wizards: Absolutely!
Players: YES!
Wizards: Hold onto your hats! Here it is!
Players: YES!!
Wizards: Elves don't have body hair.
PLayers: Oh what the fuck....
(Actual 'update' in 5.5E apparently.)
Dio
•@ericmpaq I mean, we all assumed but that's like the weirdest "we need to add that in" thing to me.
Prob Gygax has even figured out I dunno, boob sizes bc sir was kind of a sexist creep.
Dio
•@ericmpaq nope, me either and I hate that ppl stan for him when he was very clear on his views more than once. But eh, his kid is so much worse I think. Or just too dumb to shut up.
Oh, I need to peek at that then! Hn. But then I think faerun elves arent standard so who knows...
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@Éric Paquette @Dio Wait, Standard D&D Elves is a weird idea.
The High/Grey/Valley/Wood elves of Greyhawk are what I think of as "standard", whereas the Sun and Moon of Faerun are typically slightly off model?
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