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A coworker just bragged his code drained 70% of his battery in under 10 minutes
That's easy. But did it do anything useful with that energy?
It showed a list!
And updated that list!
And was our brand new product!
He is now asking for dev machines to be larger "because we're writing so many great features!"

He wants more RAM on dev machines than in most of our production cluster

(Which, to be fair, is only 32GB on each laptop)