My two year old has decided he knows which spoons are for toddlers and which for grownups, and his list doesn't match mine, but he will panic if anyone uses a spoon from the wrong list

Kids are *weird*
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Take it as the list of weapons certain character classes are allowed to wield in D&D and suddenly it isn’t weird at all.
Of course! Weapon profs in d&d were never weird!