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Liquor store clerk: "I'm gonna need to see some age verification."

Me: "I recognized the Elf King in Shannara as 'the guy from Sliders' and not 'Gimli from LOTR'.

Clerk: "Enjoy your purchase, sir."

(Stolen from @HippyWizard)

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