4 healthy adults, 1 sick adult, 3 sick babies/toddlers in the house
MIL comes down stairs to see I have made (from scratch) the entire planned Christmas dinner, and was finishing chopping apples for a pie, and when I say I am about done says "Oh, I'm not hungry"

After being the one to start the turkey
Xak Tsaroth
Ok, sure, I only had done the vegetarian parts

Which was everything but the turkey