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This morning I had my hair pulled for some undetermined number of hours while I tried to sleep

Then I woke up to start the day by taking both kids to their vaccine appointments

Now they're both feeling it and I'm exhausted so countdown to having another adult help commences

Problem is, while I was having every hair yanked out of my head, he was having his head repeatedly kicked by a tiny toddler.... so......

Not sure these vaxes were a great idea for today 😓



I asked my 1 year old son if he could say "Sean" yesterday and he said "Dad!" and I feel like that's just as good!


#Shadowrun Shower Thought Questions:
1) Can a mage use FAB as an ink only visible with astral sight?
2) Does that mean I can put FAB in a printer and print things that spirits can read?
3) Does that mean I can print off top secret data and make a backup with an ally spirit?
in reply to silverwizard

@HippyWizard @FrauAnarcha The first two I think yes. I don’t know the connection between fab and a ally spirit though. That’s a rule I am unaware of.

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@HippyWizard @FrauAnarcha Though I wil say I don’t think spirits inherently are literate. Ally spirits and a couple others sure they can be.

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Hey! Remember! Meta is a computer keyword! Gotta dissolve Meta


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it's funny somebody actually did it

For it to be at the origin of a change in legislation, it must have caused a loss of data somewhere

in reply to Kicou

Most likely it caused loss of data for someone with *a lot* of cash - and yeah, it was the perfect prank!


One of the fascinating things about the mass migration to GMail is how giving your email address to a company and having them send you almost daily spam is considered *normal* and *good*.
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@tjrobotham Spam filtering is not a legal requirement.

While I completely understand the logic being used - it's still fucking garbage


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@HippyWizard of course it's not a legal requirement; the parallel was simply there

I'm more baffled by the marketing minds that think multiple emails per day to infrequent customers is good and okay


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One of these weeks, I'm going to wake up the morning after dojo night without my body reminding me that it's been two and a half years since I've been getting more exercise than walking on a regular basis.

This isn't feeling like the week.



My GM style is almost entirely "Cold Reading and Hot Reading" and pandemic GMing online makes that way harder


I think I've offloaded 80% of my thinking work onto past Sean, meaning I can now focus on finishing snake people and dragons for Burning Wheel


The first question to ask yourself when writing a novel set in the modern world:
Is this work cyberpunk
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So they hack cellphones? Use the tracking devices everyone carries? Grab metadata from insta posts? Or do they just act like there's no internet?
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@HippyWizard The second question then potentially becomes, "If it's not cyberpunk then why bother writing it?" 😏😍👩🏼‍🎤

Also, twitter needs better cyberpunk emojis. Insufficient representation of neural enhancements and external body mods with the current options.


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When I was 8ish the Disneys Aladdin game had Abu follow Aladdin everywhere but act on his own and not take damage

Rather than giving my brother a turn, I gave him the second controller and told him he could be Abu

So, that but non-evil


Babysitting a 4 year old has me convinced that what video games need is “little buddy mode,” where a kid can have a character that just jogs along with you and can help/get their own encouraging score but cannot be harmed

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I spent a lot of hours on the Aladdin and Lion King games. Those were fun.


Bought my son objectively too many train tracks and trains today, but they kept a 3 year old *entertained* and *happy* for over 8 hours on a rainy/gray day, so it was the right call

in reply to silverwizard

Sir, I do not own random piles of bricks, they are neatly stored by mold type in drawers and bags, inventoried in my BrickLink store!


This morning I am annoyed

I went to my mum's outdoor 60th birthday party and she had invited her wheelchair bound friend to the party. It was in the back garden with a very narrow pathway to the party and they (my mum's friend and her mum, also my mum's friend) wanted to get past this awkward part that was too narrow because of the concrete stairs to the house.

So my brother and I stick around to help. He suggests he lift the very heavy wheelchair in which the person in the wheelchair and her mum both say that it's too heavy and they'd rather not try. To which my brother starts inspecting the wheelchair and goes to touch it multiple times, at which point I said, each time, "you can't touch it, you need to ask first" (he did actually touch it once, I think)

Which like should be common knowledge, I thought was common knowledge. Like, in the vein of, you wouldn't touch someone's purse without asking why would you touch their wheelchair (obviously this is an imperfect example because wheelchairs are not just like purses etc).

After they were past this tricky point, my brother, gives me this absolutely furious-with-me look and storms off to calm down. I hate it. But I feel incredibly strongly about consent, and it is actually an important thing... :(

in reply to Becky

It’s like touching someone’s leg, so the purse comparaison indeed doesn’t really work. This is also why the expression “wheelchair bound” doesn’t make much sense. A wheelchair is liberating rather than limiting or confining. Prefer “using a wheelchair”.

I recognize the irony of pointing this out as a comment to a story about someone who got upset to be pointed out their behavior regarding disability wasn’t welcome, but I felt it was important other people knew about this expression.

in reply to Hypolite Petovan

No, thank you for pointing it out, I think it's important and I can always learn and improve on my language ❤️


PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE stop drawing basic JWT login flows for me in your API docs, and instead tell me the name of the variables I need to set!

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If I average 50% in all my course work for the rest of the term, I get to graduate on the Dean's Honour List.

I expect the required average future mark to fall below 0% sometime in late November.





child goes to the doctor. says his suffering is unbearable. says all the world's miseries are on his head. doctor says, "You should go to Omelas. Remarkable place. It's the Festival of Summer, and almost everyone there lives in joy and peace."
"but doctor," the child says--

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The real problem with USB-C is that it doesn't implement the C11 standard and is stuck at C99

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I think the intersection of the USB and C standards amounts to UnSpecified Behavior :-)
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I've got some ancient USB-A cables that are looking more and more Rust-compatible as time goes by :-)

in reply to silverwizard

"A snapshot which is also called a backup"

I feel like this is designed to make my head explode

in reply to silverwizard

And now the quiz:
"Application Load Balancers accept the following protoctols EXCEPT"
The answer was "TCP" - since HTTP is obviously not TCP

Fucking AWS



Amazon - can we talk a second?

"Warm Pool Instances" sounds like someone peed.

Pick a different name



Working through trauma really makes you feel internally turbulent in a way that is really complicated to express

One day I'll feel internally stable again and I look forward to it... I feel lucky and thankful that I have some idea what it's supposed to look and feel like ❤️

I should do some art expression tonight 😊, and consider what audiobooks might be fun



People always tell me their systems with an arcane DSL are better and more maintainable than "a bash script", but then their jobs require 10 years with that DSL


Wishing I had a VR headset so I could have a large xterm that didn't take a large monitor

Like a normal person

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silverwizard
yeah, wrong type of Terminal
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silverwizard

:P No I get it! I actually wonder how it would be

I feel like in VR it would be weird and dark - and I'd need to figure out so much weirdness to make it work



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@DCuplink That's what I said! We can't prove it's erasable!

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@HippyWizard ah hah ha! wait! there's more! we rsync'ed that to our cold site storage too!

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@HippyWizard How did this work out for you

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in reply to Urist Uristson

@PizzaFacts2go Perfectly! Giant sandbox! only mild concussion!

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@HippyWizard Lmao did you actually have a mild concussion??

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@HippyWizard @PizzaFacts2go Only mild concussion is too much concussion already!!

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When the development team meet their first Scrum Master



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As a hacker from the 90s this is basically making me vibrate with stress


My simple secret to "being good with computer" is using a mouse. This 12 EUR device allows me to reach every pixel on my screen with unparalleled precision while most other folks fumble around with a touchpad that requires them to set interface scaling to 200% so they can with at least some chance hit screen areas roughly the size of Liechtenstein #protip



Yesterday my 3yo saw a 2yo have a ball taken from them at the park, and start crying. (They had taken the ball from another kid, so it wasn't anything bad). But my 3yo went over a comforted the crying kid and gave them one of his toys.

And... uh... hard not to be the proudest

in reply to Urist Uristson

@PizzaFacts2go He did try to hold her hand, and I had to tell him to ask for consent, but it was so nice to see him being amazing

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One shot RPG called Murder at a Circus:

1 investigator who is defined by the series this is an episode of
1 strong man
1 clown
1 acrobat
"Bonus Roles" (sheriff, ringmaster, elephant trainer)

There is always a murder, players draw lots and spend the whole game inventing details

Each scene the next player (by turn order) can invent a clue, and then has to convince the investigator that their clue is true. At the end of the scene the investigator says if the clue is real or not.

Catch: The Murderer is always lying

At the end, the Investigator explains how the death happened, using only clues they accepted.
Then the murderer shows which clues were false. Then if the Investigator can still rebuild their story with those clues being false (rest of table arbitrates) they solve the murder.

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Each scene the next player (by turn order) can invent a clue, and then has to convince the investigator that their clue is true. At the end of the scene the investigator says if the clue is real or not.

Catch: The Murderer is always lying



So. I'm a full-time student for the next four months. If things go according to plan, I'll be (up to paperwork) an alumnus by Christmas.


I just screamed "Just let me download your Whitepapers" at the screen

Damnit

in reply to silverwizard

Hardware is a necessary evil for Firmware or Embedded Software Engineer. You can get by without ever touching it, but I wouldn't recommend it. Feels to me like being a mechanic without ever having driven, which must exist I'd guess, but i wouldn't take them my car.
in reply to MrCopilot

Yeah, one of my best friends, @Dave does that stuff, and uh, I'm glad I just need to make sure no one's private health data gets stolen by an increasingly fascist state rather than figure out what I2C means.
@Dave
in reply to silverwizard

hehe, that project used a out of spec I2C bus that pulled down the line at zero cross, I had to rewrite a bit banged kernel driver software to handle it. The LCD used standard I2C, it was an interesting problem grateful to never have to solve again.
in reply to MrCopilot

I've heard that people definitely follow I2C and never violate it, and that's why firmware developers love their jobs!
in reply to silverwizard

That is for the most part a truism.

However these dudes were from the oldest of old schools, they used the zero cross of the power line to tick their clocks across multiple microchips/devices on the bus to literally keep the time, no rtc, no battery always on.

So when I added a couple of more than 8 bit cpus into the mix, they would not let me implement it standard, lest they (read I) would have to rewrite 20 yrs of hardware in the field.

Needless to say a modern 32bit arm chips do not like the i2c pin to be dragged to zero for no good reason 50 or 60 times a second depending on continent the device is plugged in on.

I love my job title because I can implement "Correct by Construction" principles I learned from those guys & all those Hot Tubs and Hot Tub accessories on any device no matter its function. Something I found nigh on impossible for just software products. Plus I enjoy watching the hardware guys face drain of blood when mid proj the reqs change.

in reply to silverwizard

I mean, I'm glad I only have to worry about making sure the right responses come out for the stimuli that went in and don't have to worry about things like policies about who gets access to what...


Going to build a custom keyboard so that I can make a Magic/More Magic switch
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silverwizard
Obviously make sure that it crashes the *keyboard* and only the keyboard


Trying to get "new security program" to "SOC2 certified" done in 3 months means I am developing mad scientist face

I need to cultivate this hair and sunken eyes so that I can write security training videos were I scream at the camera or something



Hey! A contact of mine just moved to a new instance, and my follow stayed working! I did get a new follow notification - but that's totally fine!

Go go #friendica team for making everything easy!



In grade 8, I dressed up as Jessica Fletcher when asked to dress up as my favourite tv show character for school

We're rewatching Murder, She Wrote again, and feeling like not much has changed in my preferences, apparently



Trying to explain it to a developer:
Version pinning is a great way to cause yourself problems with old code
Not version pinning is a great way to cause yourself problems *in your dev environment*

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Things developers should know but don't: In your dev environment is where you *want* the problems to show up.
in reply to Dave

I am shocked at how often "Fail when someone who can fix it is looking" is considered groundbreaking advice


My PinePower seems to violate the USB spec by having all the ports wired in upside down - is this normal?

Also - I hate it

in reply to silverwizard

Also - I just realized this made it sound like I hate my pinepower, which is a wonderful device

I hate that the ports are flipped!!



Mail client that automatically fetches remote data in the email via a small cluster of proxies so that everyone gets the same locations for their tracking, but we don't need to tell people to not use features that are often necessary for them

Bonus points: GMail plugin



Just finished dropping off one of Shæ's favourite toddler books (and my personal favourite), Little Blue Truck, to 9 different little free libraries in the area 😊❤️ #BuildingCommunity #LittleFreeLibrary
in reply to Becky

This is the logical explanation but it made little sense to me. Did you buy them specifically to drop them off or did you just have 9 copies lying around?
in reply to Hypolite Petovan

Oh, yeah, I suppose I didn't explain very well

A few weeks ago we went around to these little free libraries and chose some books for Shæ to read, but most of them had few, if any, toddler books. So I chose my favourite toddler book that Shæ also loved and bought a bunch of copies for the sole purpose of putting in the little free libraries for other toddler parents

Today, they arrived and I brought the kids with me to deliver them